It's that time of year when I have to face the fact that I am another year older. Postman delivers a parcel, I open it up excitedly and it's from my mother (and father but she does the shopping).....
It's a pair of f*cking gardening gloves. I don't have a garden, I don't own a blade of grass! She gave birth to me, she has visited this house countless times and she thinks "what would my daughter like most on her birthday, I know, a pair of gardening gloves for the garden that she doesn't have!" I do love my parents, they are good people, but really.... I am now going to do something ridiculous to them involving a pair of scissors to at least get some amusement and value out of them.
What are the worst, most useless present you have received?
It's a pair of f*cking gardening gloves. I don't have a garden, I don't own a blade of grass! She gave birth to me, she has visited this house countless times and she thinks "what would my daughter like most on her birthday, I know, a pair of gardening gloves for the garden that she doesn't have!" I do love my parents, they are good people, but really.... I am now going to do something ridiculous to them involving a pair of scissors to at least get some amusement and value out of them.
What are the worst, most useless present you have received?