Vicky Pattison #23 Strictly Come Gurning!

[EllaBella10]

Next thread title time folks….

The winning one so far is this one

However, I do like ‘The Gurner has left the building’ that was just nominated today as It’s very apt going by recent events

Vote for She’s about as charming as a bout of norovirus

Vote for The Gurner has left the building

 

[ChastityDingle]

I don’t watch Strictly; has anyone got a clip of her receiving the criticism? Would love to see!

This was captured on the Strictly thread, not a clip but I think it paints a thousand words...

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Another one from the Strictly thread

 

[OwlHen]

Who is she shagging?

I tell you who she isn’t: Ercan.

 

[Stephie]

I've been watching SCD becoming more and more baffled by the week. Vicky Pattison has got to be the fakest persons known to man. I'm confused how anybody at all can possibly have the time of day for her. I swear that accent has got stronger by the week. What happened to the Scottish accent she'd been using a lot in her stories? And the 'posh' accent. I've never heard her speak more Geordie than she has on Strictly. Proof she is an absolute fake who doesn't even know herself who she is of who she wants to be. And her cringy attempt at 'banter' back at Claudia and Tess each week. And stupid unfunny phrases. I'm still trying to get over her looking at Kai and coming out with 'looka you man, ya drippin like a funny egg' or something weird like that. Bet she's gutted she's out as it seems to have kept her pmdd away the whole time

 

[mindyaneb]

she has managed to get to parliament with the PMDD and has even got Wes streeting to say he’ll keep her on the committee.

Her interviewing Wes seemed like an audition to show she can do harder jobs. She did maul him (aka hug) like she does with everyone else which just seemed idiotic for something so serious. I’ve got ADHD and hate being hugged.

This has personally pissed me off no end. Just because she’s got a minor tv/influencer status she gets him to pay attention straight away.

It’s taken the Leeds mums group FIVE years for a meeting/inquiry into the *avoidable* deaths of 56 babies (my daughter included) and two mums. Because of utterly shit failings in BOTH main hospitals maternity units. BOTH rated inadequate. For some time.

Good that our politicians care more about Vicky fucking pattinson’s made up conditions.

I actually agree with the sentiment that women’s care needs to be improved but when Wes Streeting has been dragging his heels (and practically had to be dragged up to Leeds - I’m guessing him seeing the pictures of our deceased loved ones may well have been a point he couldn’t ignore but FIVE years) and this seems to have been achieved just because of Strictly


Rant over .
I genuinely think she’s overtaken Charlotte Dawson in influencer ‘huns’ terms that I just think are utterly shit humans. That’s quite an achievement

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

I’m scared to ask what yakult penis is?

Stephen decided he was an alpha male pornstar but unfortunately he had a small willy and the main audience for his content was gay men. Undeterred Stephen decided he would inject various fillers into his penis to try and make it bigger and more suitable for porn, instead it ended up deformed in the shape of a yakult bottle.

He then started wearing latex sleeves over his penis to make it look like he had a large one in his content but there was a screenshot of a video clip which caught his actual penis which caused much horrified reaction on his tattle thread.

Anyway he soon realised after all that the only money he would make from adult content was giving the gay men what they wanted and bought the ars(e)blaster 3000, a remote controlled robot dildo he videoed himself using various times.

 

[Not Your Kind of Person]

She lives to gurn another week. Who the fcuk is voting for her?

Honestly don't know how she even makes that expression.

 

[merlot]

The fucking face on it
She's got the ugliest mouth I've ever seen in my life

 

[ChastityDingle]

A polite smile, eh?

 

[EllaBella10]

Did she kick off? Is that why it took so long for the spoiler to appear? She’ll be absolutely livid! Week before Blackpool AND it’s her birthday tomorrow!! Love it! Don’t usually watch the results show but I will tomorrow night!

Happy birthday Vicky! You can now drop the act and go back to shagging Erc in the spare room

 

[thegrumpos]

Sorry this is referring to the chat a few pages ago about “do we feel bad judging her based on her behaviour in GS in her early 20’s, she may have changed etc”

I think even if you took that away and she hadnt displayed those awful traits, you only have to do a slight dive into her posts and interviews to see how inconsistent she is, and how she uses subjects and bandwagons when they suit her. As many have said, she pulls out the “I’m so sad, I’ve got PMDD” posts and the “all bodies are beautiful even mine with rolls and spots” shite but the next post will be her filtered to high heaven, posing, full glam, pulling that face she thinks is sultry, in an attempt to gain compliments and attention. It’s completely inauthentic. Sure pose a nice pic of yourself if you want, nothing wrong with that, but don’t then lecture us about how we all need to be more accepting of ourselves and criticising the very beauty standards you’re perpetuating with your filtered pics.

the time that really annoyed me was her presenting a programme on thrifted clothes, promoting sustainable fashion etc, the woman has never worn an outfit twice (apart from reusing her wedding dresses). She’d be able to fill a personal landfill with all her clothes and shoes, she’s NEVER ONCE talked about sustainable fashion. But it’s a cash grab so she did it - zero integrity

not to mention all the grifting, constantly take take take, having plenty of money but refusing to pay for anything she can grift.

even if you knew nothing of her GS days, there are plenty of reasons to find her repugnant.

You only need to compare against Charlotte and Holly for example, their behaviour on GS was gross at times but fundamentally they were just young daft girls, they were thick as mince but not mean. And you can see that now bc for the most part they are unproblematic and just get on with their lives.

Vicky is the ultimate try hard pick me girl

 

[EllaBella10]

She was trying her best not to show how fuming she was. The Botox vein was ready to pop!

 

[funkimunki1984]

Someone posted this on the strictly thread. Laughed my tits off

 

[LoonyLeopard]

The way Shirley paused between “you can tick that off your …. you know …. List” You just know she was DYING to say “strategy list” or “angles to go for”

 

[Mollysue_23]

When the new professional dancer said he loved watching her on GS Her face!!! She was not a buzzing’ old fridge…

 

[ASAnigel]

I’m confused. She’s been on strictly a month now but no sign of this pmdd depression where she can’t get out of bed and is always crying?
It’s amazing that it seems to know when she’s busy or her holidays are happening and decides not to happen?

 

[geordiegirl]

Her Mams partner looks like he’s a hostage…

 

[ChastityDingle]

I know some people on here are watching Celebrity Traitors - I noticed last night that Nick asked Claudia was it okay to hug her.

Take note, Vicky! Stop mauling people without their express permission.

 

[Doodlebug005]

OMG she gets worse. Apparently was blonde until she was 21 but went dark because of her hero Cheryl. What a load of shite she spouts

Well they both assaulted people with stilettos- more in common than sticky vicky will admit