Quick recap!
Went glamping and it looked like a claustrophobic,overpriced barrel.Owner denied the alpacas had ever been interfered with..that was just a rumour.Every bite for a month has been eaten out except the soil covered carrots.Mum is in a bad way,so bad docs prescribed a three week piss up in OZ.
Co-incidentally the related sobbing
hysteria over mum "I can't go threw dis agin" (We know the feeling love!!)provided a great smokescreen to distract from a hilarious skit mocking maternal mental health breakdown..
Kids
graduated.Loads of emotional eye contact with the camera and wistfully wondering where the time went...it only felt like a few weeks they were there.Spot on hun! It was!! Ready for big school in every way,even the uniforms bought..Well except for the significant speech & language delay,no manners or social skills
Like her make-up remover and shower routine Aunty Mary is no where to be seen.Still flogging every shite going..and making a shite job of it with the Diggerydoo Shampoo and the Vodiddies styler.
As well as being permanently locked herself she has now locked her house,car etc for the nineteenth time.. it was onreal.Too bad there is no key on the drinks press! The rocket shaped eyebrows are nearer launching to Mars than ever.She is ubsessed with Love Island.If RTE are considering a similar show eg Spike Island Psychos please contact her manager.
That is all!!