Trim with Tan #7 never stays on plan, hair full of grease but off to market with her reefs

[lexiloo]

Thanks to @Greenhoodie for a great title, had to amend slightly as not enough space to fit it all in.

The round up of the previous thread is very easy when it comes to Tan......

still greasy
still lazy
still in the adidas trackie top
still picking spots before using her harrrrr end charlotte tilSbusy mascara
still eating beige slop and going for the world record in poached egg & cheese consumption
still spending money like she has a money tree hidden away somewhere
still ripping off customers with over priced reefs and refuses to take responsibility if damaged in transit despite them being in a bag!

what will thread 7 bring? stay tuned to find out ma loves

 

[Greenhoodie]

Excellent recap as always @lexiloo

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

setting up camp with mah skinneh coffeh and poooaarched decks and cheese ma loof

 

[Blahblah123456789]

Anyone else really excited for the market vlog

 

[Jack0]

I can’t believe she’s only made 8 reefs, wouldn’t she be better making more and then the ones she doesn’t sell she can sell online? Not talking a crazy about but I think about 10 laid out and then 5 behind the stall would make more sense...

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

Anyone else really excited for the market vlog

I just hope she has a wash before she goes and jot wear that awful dark red lipstick she always wears when she glams up.

I am betting that she takes ham on a 60g hoorrllmeal rorrrrll for dinner but not done nicely, just 2 pieces of ham lay flat between the roll

 

[lexiloo]

she always seems to miss the bottom right of the wreaths when she adds decorations, the latest one with unicorns has the usual missed area in the same place, does she get bored?

 

[Jack0]

she always seems to miss the bottom right of the wreaths when she adds decorations, the latest one with unicorns has the usual missed area in the same place, does she get bored?

I noticed this too, they look nice and then the bottom right is kinda left out

 

[Greenhoodie]

Puffy face Again on her latest vlog , do we think she had a few tins on a Saturday night !

 

[Disneylover]

Brilliant title and recap x

 

[Motherofpigs]

I was catching up with our Tan earlier (with the captions on since its always good for a laugh) and paused it randomly at this point to go get some tea top midden market lol.

 

[Disneylover]

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I was catching up with our Tan earlier (with the captions on since its always good for a laugh) and paused it randomly at this point to go get some tea top midden market lol.

How very apt ‘midden’ and Tan go together very well . It’s a good job it’s not a food market, roll up roll up ma loves, get ya mug shot on a plate with whatever other beige sharrrt I can rustle up ma loves

 

[Schnoodle123]

Love the thread title!

Be interested to see how the market goes ....

 

[lexiloo]

I see she's no longer mentioning prices of her reefs and garlands on her craft page, if anyone asks she replies with "message me"

 

[Greenhoodie]

I see she's no longer mentioning prices of her reefs and garlands on her craft page, if anyone asks she replies with "message me"

Yes ! I noticed that yesterday - message me is always code for - these cost a lot !

 

[Rosieposey]

setting up camp with mah skinneh coffeh and poooaarched decks and cheese ma loof

Same here but for something different I'm having a mug shot on the side

Anyone else really excited for the market vlog

I'm really tempted to go, I might try and get in the vlog

 

[Greenhoodie]

Same here but for something different I'm having a mug shot on the side


I'm really tempted to go, I might try and get in the vlog

Please do - we can work out some sort of signal so we know it’s you

 

[wotdidijustwatch]

Please do - we can work out some sort of signal so we know it’s you

As a signal you can waaarrrp your nose, Tan style

 

[Rosieposey]

As a signal you can waaarrrp your nose, Tan style

I'll be wearing a hoody, my hair will be dripping in grease, I'll be farn darning on a mug shot with false talons. I'll blend right in

 

[Greenhoodie]

Eat a packet of wafer thin ham - that way we will know it’s you