Trim with Tan #6 Taking a break from the gram, breaking lock down with the fam

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lexiloo

lexiloo

Thanks to @monga for the new title, we seem to be filling the threads quickly at the moment, long may it last ;)

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Wedding venue being shifted, she's waiting on a refund from the first one but hoping to book the new one she found
Her kids seem to have been at home longer than any others as last week she claimed it had been six months!
She's still eating crap, cooking diabolical meals, fanny curr-eh being the latest creation and she has now been entered into the guinness book of records for the person to eat the most "porrrched eggs an cheese on toast" EVER
April and "us birds" hardly seem to feature these days unless its to moan about them
Chris seems to hardly ever be at the house and the sleuths among us suspect the counselling she's having is couples therapy
Will she ever eat decent fruit and veg? will she ever go a whole week without looking like captain cavemans missus? will she go back to instagram? who knows ma loves but tattle on and we shall see, listen to your bod-eh and all will be farrrrn
 
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Disneylover

lexiloo said:
Thanks to @monga for the new title, we seem to be filling the threads quickly at the moment, long may it last ;)

quick re cap from the last one.......

Wedding venue being shifted, she's waiting on a refund from the first one but hoping to book the new one she found
Her kids seem to have been at home longer than any others as last week she claimed it had been six months!
She's still eating crap, cooking diabolical meals, fanny curr-eh being the latest creation and she has now been entered into the guinness book of records for the person to eat the most "porrrched eggs an cheese on toast" EVER
April and "us birds" hardly seem to feature these days unless its to moan about them
Chris seems to hardly ever be at the house and the sleuths among us suspect the counselling she's having is couples therapy
Will she ever eat decent fruit and veg? will she ever go a whole week without looking like captain cavemans missus? will she go back to instagram? who knows ma loves but tattle on and we shall see, listen to your bod-eh and all will be farrrrn
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Bloody love this Lexi 🀣🀣
 
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Drxo1990

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lexiloo said:
Thanks to @monga for the new title, we seem to be filling the threads quickly at the moment, long may it last ;)

quick re cap from the last one.......

Wedding venue being shifted, she's waiting on a refund from the first one but hoping to book the new one she found
Her kids seem to have been at home longer than any others as last week she claimed it had been six months!
She's still eating crap, cooking diabolical meals, fanny curr-eh being the latest creation and she has now been entered into the guinness book of records for the person to eat the most "porrrched eggs an cheese on toast" EVER
April and "us birds" hardly seem to feature these days unless its to moan about them
Chris seems to hardly ever be at the house and the sleuths among us suspect the counselling she's having is couples therapy
Will she ever eat decent fruit and veg? will she ever go a whole week without looking like captain cavemans missus? will she go back to instagram? who knows ma loves but tattle on and we shall see, listen to your bod-eh and all will be farrrrn
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Brilliant πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
 
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Palmtrees

Palmtrees

Good morning maloofs ! I see our β€œqualified nutritionist” is offering a summer discount on her meal plans. Don’t all rush at once !

NoseyRosey said:
Get in quick my loofs for your discounted meal plans! Can someone please order one and put lots of dietary requirements and say they dislike corn beef, poached eggs and cheese and mug shots and see what she come up with πŸ˜‚
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Snap. Just saw it. My thoughts exactly ! πŸ˜‚
 
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DishtheDirt

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Summer?
I know she often doesn't even know what day of the week it is but Summer is nearly over, ma loves.
Surely it's LBD diets all the way now for Christmas :ROFLMAO:
 
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lexiloo

lexiloo

it'll be "reef" season again soon ma loves, she'll be flogging the tacky bauble fests for a huge inflated price
 
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lexiloo

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justhavinganosie said:
Remember when she done the portion plates as well lol they was so tacky even my 4 year old can draw better than that.
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Yes!!! when I first saw them I thought the kids had done them, she was so proud showing off her hand drawn plates, all wonky lines and questionable veg, then just as she was starting to sell a few at Β£10 plus postage Matalan launched one for Β£3.99 and she was gutted πŸ˜‚

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lexiloo said:
Yes!!! when I first saw them I thought the kids had done them, she was so proud showing off her hand drawn plates, all wonky lines and questionable veg, then just as she was starting to sell a few at Β£10 plus postage Matalan launched one for Β£3.99 and she was gutted πŸ˜‚

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I must have missed this side line πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
 
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Drxo1990

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NoseyRosey said:
Get in quick my loofs for your discounted meal plans! Can someone please order one and put lots of dietary requirements and say they dislike corn beef, poached eggs and cheese and mug shots and see what she come up with πŸ˜‚
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If only her food actually looked like those pictures πŸ˜‚
lexiloo said:
Yes!!! when I first saw them I thought the kids had done them, she was so proud showing off her hand drawn plates, all wonky lines and questionable veg, then just as she was starting to sell a few at Β£10 plus postage Matalan launched one for Β£3.99 and she was gutted πŸ˜‚

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Please tell me there's a video of her mentioning the Matalan plates? πŸ˜‚
 
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bananasplit88

Ten quid for that shiiite? Would you be well. I’m pretty sure they sold similar in Poundland too. She’s such a numpty.
 
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