dietdodgers
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Limp, Lube, Laugh.
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Darkobird84
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Lacie, I completely understand you’ve got history with him and that he outed you publicly, which was awful. But looking up M’s son’s birth certificate and talking about contacting his dad isn’t just overstepping…it’s uncomfortable and heading into really murky territory.
At the end of the day, John’s the public persona. We’ve all been frustrated watching Michelle blindly follow him, and it’s painful seeing her put her child in that situation… but she’s still a private individual, and so is her son.
I’m honestly not being a bitch, I’m just worried you’re going to end up getting yourself in trouble. The last thing anyone needs is for her to read this and involve the police. Legally, we can discuss what John shares publicly, but when it comes to M, it’s a very fine line, and I think this has tipped over it.
CaleyChris
Member
I’m a man and, as I’m sure I’ve posted before, this is extremely odd behaviour. If I saw any of my mates behave like this online I’d be asking them what was wrong. Same thing if they said they liked Andrew Tate or anything like that. Posting online rants about women and “vaginas and tits” is a Red flag for men as well as women.
Im sure there is also something in the way he spits out words like “vagina and tits” with such venom as well, it reveals a lot about how he sees women, also about his own anti-social tendencies, the constant swearing as well. It’s very ‘off’.
Im sure there is also something in the way he spits out words like “vagina and tits” with such venom as well, it reveals a lot about how he sees women, also about his own anti-social tendencies, the constant swearing as well. It’s very ‘off’.
Fizzy bootlaces
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Listen if I say it’s wondering then it’s wondering , it’s my page I’ll say what I want ! No words needed ! If you know you know ! I don’t do thick me ! The lack of common sense here is astounding . Oooooommmmmmpppppphhhh . I’ll just leave you here to watch me winYou spelt it wrong, it’s “wandering”
missdaisyjane
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Happy Birthday! Your Lube, Laugh, Love sign is in the postHis little angry man voice aghh grates me i have to skip it. His language too constantly swearing when talking about women. Hes a poisonous little toad. Anyway happy birthday to me52 today
Fizzy bootlaces
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All you women calm down , he’s already shown us his …….. tiny pixels
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TMPK #23 M said...
Thread title is by @dietdodgers
You win a Lube, Laugh, Love wall art poster courtesy of @missdaisyjane
Thread #22 began on April 19th. It ended Monday April 28th.
The theme for it was haters. Again. Yawn. Living rent free in the abandoned pit that's his head.
The headline was M and him broke up but now they're moving in together. Standard right
- thread began with him still phoneless and shit posting on Facebook because it's all he could manage in his little safe space of about 125 loyal followers
- denying the swinger website user was him despite the fact any sign up needed to send them a photo (full nude acceptable but must show your face) holding a piece of paper with the date, the site and your user name on it. How and who would do that unless him?!
- in order to convince M (who went home) he's not been on a swinger site as a user since he last had a full head of hair, he posted an offer of a £5k reward to anyone that could prove it wasn't him recently. And he then deleted that post within 12 hours. Most wouldn't have seen it let alone responded. Then again, how do you disprove truth?! Wouldn't want fab swingers seeing it and stepping up to share truth
- he then went full on 'poor me' with his Facebook account and tbh a lot of people started commenting about the iffy drama instead of meal prep and it cost him some side swipes, ego bruises and follower losses
- on the plus side, Sheila from Doncaster thinks he's a lovely boy working hard at meal preps and enjoys his dog photos
- speaking of prep. One was due Easter weekend but didn't happen... He was too busy with posting long winded shite about how some people are just bitter and twisted and it destroys them - all whilst bad mouthing an old adversary yet acting all holier than thou about wanting everyone to succeed. Even Joe Wicks
- he then got a little shifty and as if by magic managed an insta post to point everyone to Facebook until he gets his phone back. Boring, predictable and no word on M
- Tuesday 22nd and his phone is back and so is M. No words for what she's chosen.
- a few days off them all playing at happy families which is wild considering his daughters won't see him and her daughter is something of an absent mystery.
- fishing, dog walking and showing off meta glasses. I mean ffs JtC. You looked a div before but when did you ever let that stop you in the past
- by Friday they had gotten over swinger gate and had clearly spent enough time together to declare an intent to move in together. Every time this has happened in the past, he's soon been swiftly and newly single so let's see how this relationship ends!
- she has clearly gotten over/been talked around/convinced that he's a perfect partner because she's suffering sudden onset amnesia. It was only one week ago she was walking out due to swingersgate. Since when does messaging other women and using a swinger website during the course of a new relationship constitute itself as a minor blip?! Seriously questionable and reprehensible behaviour from him. But hey, let's live together yeah?!
- they've not even been on holiday abroad yet. It's got disaster written all over it and special guest star in this shit show is an innocent child. She still needs a head wobble but there's limits to what anyone outside of the circus can do.
- he's using you M. One day you'll see it.
- no word on the practicalities of where to live and schools and real life but hey, being him, Doggy Alcatraz, the kitchen island of dreams/nightmares and two stools are back for sale as 'brand new' on market place. Gotta make some sacrifices eh John
- he's sharing a lot of photos lately but he looks like a very well fed tramp. Greasy hair (in some progress he admits it's slightly receding but also says compared to some it's not so
) and dirty tee shirts and jobby catchers remain. He keeps going on about his well turned out she is (and she does always make an effort to be fair. Way more than he deserves) but why he can't step up to go outside in better than sloth gear or as an Onslow lookalike/tribute act is beyond us all.
- he's also showing a lack of two stone lost for summer. Calendars have all vanished and chipmunk cheeks are back. If only he'd done what he said he was going to do.....
- still. He must be Soooooo inspirational in the app community sharing his insight and motivational first hand successes week in week out
- fuck that. The only masterclass he can hold is something Andrew Tate would be cool with. Controlling your woman. Using swinging sites. Somehow managing to get a regular shag because you've allegedly got money. Cheating and swinging. Etc etc.
- the RS6 has returned. Or has it? Because again it's being kept on the downlow
- Sunday into Monday saw uploading and deleting on Facebook. He decided to point the finger of blame squarely on our @lacie121 by posting her saved pics (why save John?) and saying she's his new employee. Doxxing is his new thing and he's got no shits to give with M to lock into his life
- which is really stupid because firstly he started it by chasing our girl up and secondly, she's got the messages to prove it's all you John!
- Monday he's deleted all of it because he's made his point to his faithful and attempted to restore a little power and show M how important she is because haters gonna hate apparently whilst she sits across from him on the other sofa on her phone yet he's uploading this crap on his phone. Couple goals
- bless him. Mummy M left him the worlds most basic 'to do' list on Monday morning. Get up, don't nap. Book a new gym with a pool. Meal Prep
- all that was missing was a reminder to breathe. Interesting note to get head cream
- best of it was her reminder to him that summer is coming and he's still a porker. She didn't say those words of course but she did remind him he's not at all on track!
- still no wardrobes reveal
- banging on about social services and haters reporting. It's getting repetitive. He's got people riled up everywhere. They aren't all on Tattle. Every time he is foul to someone and they fight back he calls them a hater. It's called healthy rebuttal. You can't say what you like John and then block them and not expect them to take some kind of action.
- you read Tattle JtC. Consider this. Plenty of people out there don't like you and aren't on here. Your own family for a start and who knows who else. Stop blaming everyone else for things and own your poor behaviour as a cause. Address yourself truly and not through shitty memes you say you are living but you aren't. Truly, do better.
- and yes, SS resources are stretched. They are always having to do more with less. You can't personally however tell someone/socials that a child isn't at risk and they all say 'well that's ok then'. If a concern is raised that's the job of SS to determine. Not JtC
- the best of it is his assertion that it doesn't impact him. What more proof does M need of his lack of shits to give?!
- stop press. No containers for a week. Time to clear out the shed M. Earn your keep. Plus, you need somewhere to put your stuff when you move in to the mini muffin not a mansion
Number of meal preps done during the course of the thread - zero. Square root of sod all.
Words/phrases he simply cannot leave out of any sentence in his dots of doom.
So - Literally - absolutely - 10000000% - lose 3 stone for summer - app sale - this will make you laugh - you may not know this about me - I've worked hard on myself - lose 2 stone for summer
Words that he (a best selling author don't you know)often throws around but still can't correctly use in a sentence because he's thick as shit.
Ill - Procrastinate - paragola (pergola)
Expression or Expresso (Espresso) - shorizo (chorizo) - wander (Wonder) - suh-tyre (satire)
Words that he will never ever use:
Sorry - Alcoholic - Therapy - nutrients
A compilation of forgotten intentions or rarely mentioned to the point of deliverables.
10k meal prep book give away to the NHS
1 million followers 'give away'
Self published fourth book
Online Qualified nutritionist - still no sign of the certificate yet
Mentoring a family
121 support @ £2k a head
Podcasts
Building his own home in the Highlands
Meal prep outlets
New purchasing decisions that made stories but will/have faded away in due course:
Ferrari, Second Rolex, Campervan of his own, Canada goose coat, North Face coat, Buying multiple houses.
Thread title is by @dietdodgers
You win a Lube, Laugh, Love wall art poster courtesy of @missdaisyjane
Thread #22 began on April 19th. It ended Monday April 28th.
The theme for it was haters. Again. Yawn. Living rent free in the abandoned pit that's his head.
The headline was M and him broke up but now they're moving in together. Standard right
- thread began with him still phoneless and shit posting on Facebook because it's all he could manage in his little safe space of about 125 loyal followers
- denying the swinger website user was him despite the fact any sign up needed to send them a photo (full nude acceptable but must show your face
) holding a piece of paper with the date, the site and your user name on it. How and who would do that unless him?! - in order to convince M (who went home) he's not been on a swinger site as a user since he last had a full head of hair, he posted an offer of a £5k reward to anyone that could prove it wasn't him recently. And he then deleted that post within 12 hours. Most wouldn't have seen it let alone responded. Then again, how do you disprove truth?! Wouldn't want fab swingers seeing it and stepping up to share truth
- he then went full on 'poor me' with his Facebook account and tbh a lot of people started commenting about the iffy drama instead of meal prep and it cost him some side swipes, ego bruises and follower losses
- on the plus side, Sheila from Doncaster thinks he's a lovely boy working hard at meal preps and enjoys his dog photos
- speaking of prep. One was due Easter weekend but didn't happen... He was too busy with posting long winded shite about how some people are just bitter and twisted and it destroys them - all whilst bad mouthing an old adversary yet acting all holier than thou about wanting everyone to succeed. Even Joe Wicks
- he then got a little shifty and as if by magic managed an insta post to point everyone to Facebook until he gets his phone back. Boring, predictable and no word on M
- Tuesday 22nd and his phone is back and so is M. No words for what she's chosen.
- a few days off them all playing at happy families which is wild considering his daughters won't see him and her daughter is something of an absent mystery.
- fishing, dog walking and showing off meta glasses. I mean ffs JtC. You looked a div before but when did you ever let that stop you in the past
- by Friday they had gotten over swinger gate and had clearly spent enough time together to declare an intent to move in together. Every time this has happened in the past, he's soon been swiftly and newly single so let's see how this relationship ends!
- she has clearly gotten over/been talked around/convinced that he's a perfect partner because she's suffering sudden onset amnesia. It was only one week ago she was walking out due to swingersgate. Since when does messaging other women and using a swinger website during the course of a new relationship constitute itself as a minor blip?! Seriously questionable and reprehensible behaviour from him. But hey, let's live together yeah?!
- they've not even been on holiday abroad yet. It's got disaster written all over it and special guest star in this shit show is an innocent child. She still needs a head wobble but there's limits to what anyone outside of the circus can do.
- he's using you M. One day you'll see it.
- no word on the practicalities of where to live and schools and real life but hey, being him, Doggy Alcatraz, the kitchen island of dreams/nightmares and two stools are back for sale as 'brand new' on market place. Gotta make some sacrifices eh John
- he's sharing a lot of photos lately but he looks like a very well fed tramp. Greasy hair (in some progress he admits it's slightly receding but also says compared to some it's not so
) and dirty tee shirts and jobby catchers remain. He keeps going on about his well turned out she is (and she does always make an effort to be fair. Way more than he deserves) but why he can't step up to go outside in better than sloth gear or as an Onslow lookalike/tribute act is beyond us all. - he's also showing a lack of two stone lost for summer. Calendars have all vanished and chipmunk cheeks are back. If only he'd done what he said he was going to do.....
- still. He must be Soooooo inspirational in the app community sharing his insight and motivational first hand successes week in week out
- fuck that. The only masterclass he can hold is something Andrew Tate would be cool with. Controlling your woman. Using swinging sites. Somehow managing to get a regular shag because you've allegedly got money. Cheating and swinging. Etc etc.
- the RS6 has returned. Or has it? Because again it's being kept on the downlow
- Sunday into Monday saw uploading and deleting on Facebook. He decided to point the finger of blame squarely on our @lacie121 by posting her saved pics (why save John?) and saying she's his new employee. Doxxing is his new thing and he's got no shits to give with M to lock into his life
- which is really stupid because firstly he started it by chasing our girl up and secondly, she's got the messages to prove it's all you John!
- Monday he's deleted all of it because he's made his point to his faithful and attempted to restore a little power and show M how important she is because haters gonna hate apparently whilst she sits across from him on the other sofa on her phone yet he's uploading this crap on his phone. Couple goals
- bless him. Mummy M left him the worlds most basic 'to do' list on Monday morning. Get up, don't nap. Book a new gym with a pool. Meal Prep
- all that was missing was a reminder to breathe. Interesting note to get head cream
- best of it was her reminder to him that summer is coming and he's still a porker. She didn't say those words of course but she did remind him he's not at all on track!
- still no wardrobes reveal
- banging on about social services and haters reporting. It's getting repetitive. He's got people riled up everywhere. They aren't all on Tattle. Every time he is foul to someone and they fight back he calls them a hater. It's called healthy rebuttal. You can't say what you like John and then block them and not expect them to take some kind of action.
- you read Tattle JtC. Consider this. Plenty of people out there don't like you and aren't on here. Your own family for a start and who knows who else. Stop blaming everyone else for things and own your poor behaviour as a cause. Address yourself truly and not through shitty memes you say you are living but you aren't. Truly, do better.
- and yes, SS resources are stretched. They are always having to do more with less. You can't personally however tell someone/socials that a child isn't at risk and they all say 'well that's ok then'. If a concern is raised that's the job of SS to determine. Not JtC
- the best of it is his assertion that it doesn't impact him. What more proof does M need of his lack of shits to give?!
- stop press. No containers for a week. Time to clear out the shed M. Earn your keep. Plus, you need somewhere to put your stuff when you move in to the mini muffin not a mansion
Number of meal preps done during the course of the thread - zero. Square root of sod all.
Words/phrases he simply cannot leave out of any sentence in his dots of doom.
So - Literally - absolutely - 10000000% - lose 3 stone for summer - app sale - this will make you laugh - you may not know this about me - I've worked hard on myself - lose 2 stone for summer
Words that he (a best selling author don't you know)often throws around but still can't correctly use in a sentence because he's thick as shit.
Ill - Procrastinate - paragola (pergola)
Expression or Expresso (Espresso) - shorizo (chorizo) - wander (Wonder) - suh-tyre (satire)
Words that he will never ever use:
Sorry - Alcoholic - Therapy - nutrients
A compilation of forgotten intentions or rarely mentioned to the point of deliverables.
10k meal prep book give away to the NHS
1 million followers 'give away'
Self published fourth book
Online Qualified nutritionist - still no sign of the certificate yet
Mentoring a family
121 support @ £2k a head
Podcasts
Building his own home in the Highlands
Meal prep outlets
New purchasing decisions that made stories but will/have faded away in due course:
Ferrari, Second Rolex, Campervan of his own, Canada goose coat, North Face coat, Buying multiple houses.
Manbagzda
VIP Member
Love how C just quietly plods on, working hard, keeping her privacy and keeping respectful and classy and is now taking herself off on holiday.....no bragging about it for weeks beforehand and then it not materialising. Just quietly living her best life and achieving good things.
Whilst john is just like a daddy long legs with a wing pulled off scratting about going in circles.....
I know who's life I admire the most and it ain't the one who shouts the loudest
Whilst john is just like a daddy long legs with a wing pulled off scratting about going in circles.....
I know who's life I admire the most and it ain't the one who shouts the loudest
Shielder2021
VIP Member
It's like his drunken lives again, hating on women, hating 9-5 workers, hating overweight women, hate hate hate. Jesus wept jonny chill ya beans down. I thought haters weren't worth your time yet your spending time on experiments, making videos? Your making yourself look a bigger fool than you are. Chill out man have a nice relaxing holiday and get some Turkey teeth please 
CaleyChris
Member
Ah the classic male fitness influencer move, going on testosterone. John clearly didn’t get the memo though, you are suppose to pretend that it’s for medical reasons and just not an excuse to slam test to get ripped. If he doesn’t have actual symptoms then it’s not therapy it’s just taking drugs.
There are a couple of downsides to TRT that he doesn’t seem to have considered. One is that once you are on it your body stops producing testosterone naturally, your testicles atrophy and you can never have kids - maybe that’s not an issue for him but it’s worth thinking about. There is the possibility of side affects beyond that - aggression, hair loss, cardio vascular issues. Also, if he doesn’t have any actual symptoms of low testosterone then he won’t get it on the NHS so he’ll have to pay for it, which can cost a wee bit £100 a month maybe.
Fundamentally, most of the causes of low testosterone can be treated by losing weight, reducing body fat, regular exercise, good sleep habits. His business is selling this stuff to people and if he has to go on drugs to achieve the same result what does it say about what he’s selling?
There are a couple of downsides to TRT that he doesn’t seem to have considered. One is that once you are on it your body stops producing testosterone naturally, your testicles atrophy and you can never have kids - maybe that’s not an issue for him but it’s worth thinking about. There is the possibility of side affects beyond that - aggression, hair loss, cardio vascular issues. Also, if he doesn’t have any actual symptoms of low testosterone then he won’t get it on the NHS so he’ll have to pay for it, which can cost a wee bit £100 a month maybe.
Fundamentally, most of the causes of low testosterone can be treated by losing weight, reducing body fat, regular exercise, good sleep habits. His business is selling this stuff to people and if he has to go on drugs to achieve the same result what does it say about what he’s selling?
Fizzy bootlaces
VIP Member
I’m starting to think M hates women just as much as he does . She’s certainly not a girls girl . I am absolutely dumbfounded that she supports this behaviour .
Why does he act like he’s gods gift & has the right to tear women down ? He’s an absolute soft podgey greasy mess and has no room to slate how anyone looks . He’ll never change he just can’t help himself & eventually his downfall will come .
I still believe he’s only bringing her to live with him for financial reasons because he certainly doesn’t like her
Why does he act like he’s gods gift & has the right to tear women down ? He’s an absolute soft podgey greasy mess and has no room to slate how anyone looks . He’ll never change he just can’t help himself & eventually his downfall will come .
I still believe he’s only bringing her to live with him for financial reasons because he certainly doesn’t like her
Fizzy bootlaces
VIP Member
With a vagina and tits ! And we all own a cat !You missed ‘YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME’
Mamma June is signing off for the night
Fizzy bootlaces
VIP Member
I’ve never been happier for someone I don’t know ! She’s living her best life , confidence must be through the roof for her to do it alone . While muff still had a suitcase packed from years ago when they wouldn’t let him in the plane for being a drunk & he’s spent his Sunday hating on women . While the one woman that escaped him is jetting off somewhere sunny without a care in the world .Meanwhile .... C has just posted that she's in the airport heading off on holiday.
Let's look forward to the pics of someone who is consistent, and does what they say they're going to do.
M you may get back to the kitchen , those nachos are going to get out of the bag and into Tupperware on their own . Love that life for you
Shielder2021
VIP Member
His little angry man voice aghh grates me i have to skip it. His language too constantly swearing when talking about women. Hes a poisonous little toad. Anyway happy birthday to me 52 today
52 today
Finally Arrived
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C left
Finally Arrived
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Meanwhile .... C has just posted that she's in the airport heading off on holiday.
Let's look forward to the pics of someone who is consistent, and does what they say they're going to do.
Let's look forward to the pics of someone who is consistent, and does what they say they're going to do.
GreaseSpot
VIP Member
Right now E is all dazzled with Trigger. He's being seen by an impressionable young boy with no male role model present as an online 'somebody' with two dogs, a fancy car and lifestyle online. It's all fun talking to the phone, making videos, setting up a you tube channel and emulating him in the kitchen. Fishing trips, dog walks, fast car rides, new bedroom.
Flip that and what do you also have?
Pink pyjama ridicule with a sub text about being different and having balls so you can be sending other young boys a message (I mean ffs Trigger - kids)
Having to have chats with his mum about how she and 'John' have fallen out (again) and adults have disagreements.
Long drives to and from school each day and the inevitable associated tiredness.
Being teased by an adult male who should know better, with zero experience of role modelling to young boys.
Taking things like the hose too far and not reacting to the obvious discomfort
Using a child for daily content when the mother won't even agree to being shown that often (wonder if the dad is watching somewhere - haters can be very very close to home Trigger)
Mum being talked about in other homes, kids and mums pointing and gossiping at the scandal and contributing to social isolation
Around angry rants, misogyny, hate speech, extreme and ill informed opinions presented as facts and inappropriate swearing used as punctuation.
Consequences seem inevitable and an innocent will pay the price.
I could go on. I don't need to because we all see it. Shame the mother doesn't.
Flip that and what do you also have?
Pink pyjama ridicule with a sub text about being different and having balls so you can be sending other young boys a message (I mean ffs Trigger - kids
)Having to have chats with his mum about how she and 'John' have fallen out (again) and adults have disagreements.
Long drives to and from school each day and the inevitable associated tiredness.
Being teased by an adult male who should know better, with zero experience of role modelling to young boys.
Taking things like the hose too far and not reacting to the obvious discomfort
Using a child for daily content when the mother won't even agree to being shown that often (wonder if the dad is watching somewhere - haters can be very very close to home Trigger)
Mum being talked about in other homes, kids and mums pointing and gossiping at the scandal and contributing to social isolation
Around angry rants, misogyny, hate speech, extreme and ill informed opinions presented as facts and inappropriate swearing used as punctuation.
Consequences seem inevitable and an innocent will pay the price.
I could go on. I don't need to because we all see it. Shame the mother doesn't.
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GreaseSpot
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Shielder2021
VIP Member
Its on finance he has said before so no body but you are paying for it with interest, stick that up your exhaust pipe