In Ehmeys head, this is how the phonecall went with SS i bet:
SS: Hello SS, "If you're a shit mum, we'll be right on your bum!", can I help you?
EHMEY: Hi luv, how are you? Kids and hubby ok, how was your weekend? Get up to much?
SS: Oh hey Aimes luv, thanks for calling back yeah, it's always the best part of my day chatting to you!
I'm great thanks. I had fabulous weekend ta luv, I was out of my tree for most of it, but that's another story!

ha ha ha I'm still battered if truth be told....

shhhhh!!

Listen luv, your trolls have been giving me sh*t again and made another report but this time about your bf. They've reported you let your bf, Mr. D, spend time alone behind a closed door with your vulnerable 8 Yr old daughter, Is that true?
That's very serious Aimes luv so i have to follow it up. What's his name?
EHMEY: ...



Oh no worries gorgeous! It is what is and i love that for them

. They're only jealous of me, it's a burden but hey, it comes with the job, know what I'm saying?!
His name is Mr D and he has tattoos on his arm and he was only alone with the rugrat for maybe 2 or 3 mins- i mean hours while I was doing a live flogging my pound shop specials.
SS: ohhhh bless Aimes. A girls gotta make a living! He sounds like a keeper though!! I hope hes not skinny as we all know what that means dont we Aimee luv?!



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So lets get this over and done with yeah, so i can close this case today, theres a glass of red wine calling my name!

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Ok.....Q1. What's his name?
EHMEY: ....his name is "Mr. D"

🥲

Hes gorgeous...muscles, tattoos and loves to drink from the furry cup so im consuming pineapple by the tonne!! If you know, you know!!


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SS:



, im hearing you girlfriend. I spend most of my free time in a bath of pineapple or yoghurt, depending on the time of the week!!



Anyway, yeah that's hilarious, With all those bananas and pinespples it must look like the fruit stand of a M&S shop in your kitchen!!



......now, what's his real name?
EHMEY: Mr. D, Thats what he told me his name was. I thought his name was "Dee"
Is that not enough info to make a report?
SS: Oh yes of course it is. Whats his address?
EHMEY: I don't know, he won't tell me. He only ever comes here *sniggers* and always leaves by daylight. I'm beginning to think he's a vampire!
SS: More like married luv!! Hey, a booty call is still getting some!Get it where you can girlfriend!!!!
No worries Aimes luv, we shall start investigating everyone in your area if their name begins with D. You can count on us luv. You have a fab afternoon sweetie, yeah. And if you go live tonight, I'll get some of that shit hair shampoo and conditioner off ya ok babes? Ok, call you tomorrow. Love you but wouldn't want to be ya!



chat tomozz, I expect. Byeeeeeeeeeee!
5 mins later......
EHMEY TO SS: Hey luv, it's me again. Youre live on TT, Please do not swear!
I've broken up with Mr. D....🥹 bloody trolls have ruined it for me again!! Who's gonna check for my period stains now?!





.....oooh look at that, another 1000 followers! Let's do an Eat With Me, I don't eat alot so this is a treat for you all.




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She definitely dated a tattooed arm on at least 2 occasions
Yes.....but how many years old was those photos that the arm was in?