Porkiepies
VIP Member
Right now I'm wishing for a large cage to contain my children. Obviously I would never do that but I can dream when they're being feral little brats.
My tap would be well mannered and I’d have coffee on tap... literally!My parents have one and it's like it was sent to torment me. It spits. Honestly, it's evil!
My kids were not allowed near it. Went the other day and we were all banned from using it because it was playing up more than usual. I guess they've had theirs for around 7 years so it might be an older model, but I would rather use a kettle.The idea of them has always terrified me, what if someone didn’t realise and tried to wash their hands with it?!
The idea of them has always terrified me, what if someone didn’t realise and tried to wash their hands with it?!My parents have one and it's like it was sent to torment me. It spits. Honestly, it's evil!
I would like some grass. Love where I live but we have no grass/ barely any garden, just room for bins and bikes.
I want one of those too.When I move into my new flat next week, I’m getting a bed with a TV inside it controlled by a remote!
I have one of these! Amazing but so bloody heavy’ so I hope you’re not like me and like to re arrange your bedroom a lotWhen I move into my new flat next week, I’m getting a bed with a TV inside it controlled by a remote!
Have you seen how much space they take under the cupboard and how often they go wrong?!