Going on holiday. Just the thought of having to book and organise, and then pack and the threat of lost luggage and delayed flights, then getting on a plane, then being away from home. Just the thought brings me out in a cold sweat.
Being half naked when it’s hot. I’m pretty fed up of seeing other peoples buttocks and groin creases and vulva lips (!) and navals and toes. I don’t want to see that shit in public in a town centre on a Tuesday afternoon. Put it away.
Taylor Swift. A very boring pop singer that people seem to wet their knickers over. Second only to Beyoncé in mediocrity. Last month it seemed every time I logged into social media there was some post about her. Go awaaaaay.
False eyelashes like the wings of a Vulcan bomber. And rather than drawing attention to your dazzling orbs, they cast such a large shadow they do quite the opposite. Usually worn with an otherwise completely bare face? I don’t get it at all.