Thesocialmama.xo #8 Willy Wonka and the fizz stick factory

[tippingpoint]

I feel like maybe she’s had problems with men hanging out the passengers side of their best friends ride trying to holler at her and that’s why she’s got the headgear

 

[TalkOfTheGram]

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I wish DDUG would stop drinking and eating with the camera so damn close, it’s disgusting . Also I know for a fact Aimee is nasty alongside her faults, but maybe she’s just better at hiding on insta as she’s so desperate to come across as all high & mighty.

She looks like a middle aged scheme gran of 10. You know he ones who go on holiday just to stock up on fags and post in March that they've finished "the weanses" xmas shopping, related to everyone, rough as fuck and think their house looks classy within the cheap Silver and gemstone tacky tat they bought out of one of those shops that pops up in an empty space only to last 5 months before being replace by another identical shop still selling elf on the shelf in may.

 

[Citygirlgonecountry]

So DDOG has posted about the new lifting of restrictions regarding travel in Scotland and has posted "Troll Free Travel" and tagged socialmama and that other one in it... I'm sorry, but this is the problem. People calling you out for doing something wrong, is not trolling. Their mentality is like children that don't like being told off and make out the parents are the big baddies... I am an accountant, if I start to steal money from the business and someone was to call me out on that, it wouldn't be them trolling me... I couldn't call them Trisha's or go on my social media ranting about how hard done I am by them questioning my job role or ethics. None of these idiots would last a minute in any kind of officially work capacity. Boils me. And for the record DDOG, coz we know you read here, you still aren't premitted inside other houses, which you have done throughout anyway. Banger!

 

[monthetricias]

Why is DDOG repeatedly eating strawberries down the camera like she’s sookin an old guys boaby supper on pornhub she’s scraping the barrel for content and is absolutely fucking disgusting. No wonder she’s the size of a house

 

[BespokeBiatch]

Just hopping on to say I noticed Aimee posting that she’s in the primark queue at 7.40am. This is the same woman who can’t be arsed getting her kids up in time for school and nursery

 

[Sparkles86]

A little controversial here but i quite like DDoG, yeah ok she swears in front of her kids and her daughter can be a little monster and I don’t agree with the whole Chucky thing but that aside I find her quite relatable. We have all swore in front of our kids let’s face it. She isn’t a plastic barbie. Her make up skills are probably the same level as mines. She has a job when lockdown isn’t affecting her being able to open. She tried a little brownie business it didn’t really work out. She makes me feel like she’s just a human trying to figure herself out. She owns her shit such as her having a drinking problem. She doesn’t pretend to be like Aimee miss perfect. I like her I find her the most relatable x

Hey DD

 

[Ashleymama1985]

Wedding is so tacky looking. Nothing original - just cheap and blingy. You see lots of these glitzy stalls at wedding shows and it’s so predictable. The same diamanté tat, big light up initials and light up dance floor, crystals in vases as the centrepiece and on the bouquet. Cheap looking wannabe footballers wives wedding. I am ashamed to admit but.............THIS WAS IDENTICAL TO MY WEDDING 10 YEARS AGO . Ended up divorce so wasn’t all bad!!! It’s so dated though - makes me cringe

 

[Tricia Doll]

I'm pretty sure mindless shopping expeditions buying all the shite of the day isn't recommended by her mindfulness guru
Also, if G hadn't went with Aimee would big DDog have taken her to work? Fuck that. I go to my beautician to relax not listen to wee Chuckie acting the cunt.

 

[Georgethecat]

Amiee heard about the poll and wanted to throw in one last minute entry, I told her it was too late, threads already up but she's went for it anyway, here we have #5 the Stacey Solomon jumpsuit lovely stuff. Lilac isn't your colour hun.

 

[Tricia Doll]

I still can't quite believe there's a wee guy called Blaise kicking about Cambuslang. Ned factor 20 million

 

[monthetricias]

I can’t believe she’s gonna be cutting that ribbon with only big D-DUG being the only one standing there clapping like a big sweaty seal...so wish I had the day off to witness it couldnt burn these lassies necks with a blow torch

 

[Chatterbox2412]

So let me get this straight - Aimee is going to make us all a chart of things to do in Glasgow with kids, but she wants US to send her all the information of different places cos she can’t be arsed Googling or doing any research & she isn’t sharing this now in the Easter holidays when kids are all off - she will wait until next week when they are all back at school ... give me strength!

 

[sparkleshine89]

A little controversial here but i quite like DDoG, yeah ok she swears in front of her kids and her daughter can be a little monster and I don’t agree with the whole Chucky thing but that aside I find her quite relatable. We have all swore in front of our kids let’s face it. She isn’t a plastic barbie. Her make up skills are probably the same level as mines. She has a job when lockdown isn’t affecting her being able to open. She tried a little brownie business it didn’t really work out. She makes me feel like she’s just a human trying to figure herself out. She owns her shit such as her having a drinking problem. She doesn’t pretend to be like Aimee miss perfect. I like her I find her the most relatable x

Oh Angelina I have on good authority that this account is you ! Welcome to tattle

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

To be honest, I get the benefits of having a nanny for her wedding. It was their choice to have 3 kids before getting married, it's no one else's responsibility to be running around after them while they're busy with getting photographs done, trying to listen to the speeches and whatever else. As much as I love my nephews I certainly wouldn't want to go to their parents wedding and have to help out look after them - if they want childcare on the day then they can pay for it. The kids were probably better entertained with toys and games suitable for their age and as a result would be less grumpy and whiny. And let's face it, we've all seen annoying kids at weddings and secretly thinking to ourselves that the parents should just have got a babysitter instead of ignoring the kids while they drink and socialise.

 

[Tricia Doll]

Fuck sake all it took to settle G in nursery was not needing to fight the gram for her mums attention

Hired a cleaner...
What the fuck is so wrong with these folk? She is around all day to do the cleaning. Why do these bints find it so impossible to invest an hour or so a day go keep on top of things, because that is all it takes to run the hoover round and give everything a quick wipe down. Plenty of time for make up, brows, posing, buying shite online and trips to Lido for pancakes though eh??
Lazy, entitles fannies the lot of them.

 

[BespokeBiatch]

She knows it aswell bringing up the boys dont want to be in the videos. That's fine but I'm sick of the sight of callie her rabbling on isnt funny. No kid is to me. Let's be honest u only really like ur own

even then it’s touch and go some days

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

Social Mama is striking me as someone that would share a “turn around 3 times and then clap whilst looking in the mirror and pass this message on for 5 prayers. Don’t break the chain or you’ll have a bad week!” kind of gal.

when did we go from car crash to tragic?

 

[Walnutss]

Congratulations to @Gingerella82 on our joint effort
I couldn't put prick in the title tho

Well what did we learn from the last thread in the spirit of the kids going back to school lemme educate ya

1. In Aimees world the park every other day actually equates to never.
2. Sober dates are heavily subject to change.
3. The schools going back should be celebrated by getting your hairy belly button out
4. The best diet for babies fresh out the womb is mcdonalds hear that baby spliff @ardknocklife
5. Filtering is unacceptable, photoshop to make yourself look like Charlie Manson that's ok
6. Naked pics on the gram are a must, but make sure ur underwear does not match and ur butt dimples are front and centre.
7. Aimee loves you all drop her a msg unless your gay then no u make her uncomfortable plz dont.
8. Baby showers are essential. Star with the swinging jaw needed the attention.
9. Buy a packet of brownie mix you can also con your followers into buying the shite for a ridiculous price £££££ spit not included.
10. Fake jammies fake gillets = jealous trisha trolls. Damn I wish I had one eyebrow couldn't say remember or February and fought with most of insta at 35 weeks pregnant. A girl can dream.
11. 4 periods a month is fine any less are you even a stressed mum?
12. 1 week is the longest Aimee can stick to anything.


I'm not going to make a joke on Aimees latest faux pau. I'm assuming its 99% girls on this thread and we all have had an experience where we felt uneasy round a man, without uploading a hideous selfie and hashtaging sarah everard. I hope this wonderful womans killer is brought to justice and it's sad this had to happen to get us talking about womans safety.

If you havent heard the phone trick press your lock button 5 times to call the emergency services discreetly if you are ever in danger, and if someone makes u feel unsafe fuck politeness and get away immediately. Ironically it's on Aimees page after us tricias helped her out

Stay safe girls x

 

[swipeyourface]

You only get live bands at wedding days???? Has she never been in a pub? Like a pub pub not an an instahun bar.

 

[Chatterbox2412]

Just leaving this here Aimee...