The Tim Tracker #228 If You Can’t Exploit, Grift and Use Another…..Why Bother!

[esc2476]

The whole “we are so busy trope” drives me
Insane.

This week, I am in Europe traveling for work. Last week, my wife was traveling in Europe for work. We both have extremely demanding jobs but we get paid very well to do them and it’s the choice we made.

We have two-school aged children who can do some things themselves but mostly rely on us for meals, laundry etc. They also both play travel sports and my son has a medical issue that needs constant care (which can be done remotely sometimes).

Yet, somehow my wife and I don’t bemoan how busy our lives are nearly as much as the Trackers. It’s just….our lives right now and it’s a lot but it’s very rewarding. We are mostly finding ways to be there for the kids (one of us always took them to swim and at least one parent is at every game except for one this year where there was a simultaneous game while my wife was traveling). We sure as heck aren’t working instead of watching them swim or play sports even though it would be an understandable excuse. Instead, I work after they go to bed if I need to.

The Trackers have watched more movies and gone on “date” nights than we have in the last few years. And good for them to be able to do that, but don’t tell us how busy you are because you’re not. You have no concept of “busy.”

Rant over…..for now.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

OMG they have to end the live show because whoever is trying to get O to take his nap can't do it?

And it's 2pm---why the hell is he just taking his nap now?

This is so confusing to me...they both get a text.

Jenn: I can go up.

Tim: No I have to do it because I know I can get him down. Can you guys talk to Jenn.

Jenn: I don't know how to end this. OK we have have to go then. Bye.

They live in absolute chaos. The kid is 2 1/2 years old. It is 2pm. He does not want to take a nap. Big fucking deal. If he falls asleep now...does he sleep until 5? And then got back to bed at 7? Who lives their lives like this?

And why can't whoever is up there with him say ok, O....you don't want to sleep, I got you. Let's read a story. Let's play with this toy. Let's just chill. What a bunch of incapable losers.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

This is stressful for Jenn. Can someone, anyone, please explain to me the stress of her day?

Tim set up the chairs for the parade. Jenn is not seen.
Tim drove J$ to school and dropped O with for gymnastics. Jenn was a passenger and basically did nothing but ramble to the camera.
They went back to the Fort and did some weird test about walking vs golf cart to the parade spot. Tim walked. We never saw Jenn here but she was supposedly picking Tim up in the golf cart.
Tim and Jenn took the boat to MK, had a grand ole time riding Haunted and Barnstormer. They played a fun trivia game.
had O all day and has picked up J$ from school and is transporting them back to the Fort. There is a line a the gate to get in.

Jenn is very stressed by this stressful day---how? Like how is that even possible to be stressed in the situation that she is in? What a stupid bitch. People don't have money for food. They are struggling with health insurance. People have lost their income. But Jenn is fucking stressed, you guys. What a fucking bitch.

 

[TawdryT]

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This is stressful for Jenn. Can someone, anyone, please explain to me the stress of her day?

Tim set up the chairs for the parade. Jenn is not seen.
Tim drove J$ to school and dropped O with for gymnastics. Jenn was a passenger and basically did nothing but ramble to the camera.
They went back to the Fort and did some weird test about walking vs golf cart to the parade spot. Tim walked. We never saw Jenn here but she was supposedly picking Tim up in the golf cart.
Tim and Jenn took the boat to MK, had a grand ole time riding Haunted and Barnstormer. They played a fun trivia game.
had O all day and has picked up J$ from school and is transporting them back to the Fort. There is a line a the gate to get in.

Jenn is very stressed by this stressful day---how? Like how is that even possible to be stressed in the situation that she is in? What a stupid bitch. People don't have money for food. They are struggling with health insurance. People have lost their income. But Jenn is fucking stressed, you guys. What a fucking bitch.

Sorry real world breakthrough for a minute.
42 million people lost SNAP. Mass starvation. Food lines for MILES and no food to give them. Why? Because they already cut all food bank federal funding like 6 mos ago.
How fucking dare she talk about stress at a fucking umpteenth DISNEY vacation. That's why people aren't watching Bojos. They're disgusted.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

TTT 229: And Now It's Time to Piss on Grandma's Lawn

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

From Theme Park Anorak, Feb. 2023

I've seen this before, but watching again, there are so many interesting things happening.

Tim, honestly, comes across as kind of... evil.

He is very authoritative in demanding that Jenn continue to read the super chats. Jenn seems afraid to do anything without Tim's approval. Tim literally doesn't care why his kid is screaming bloody murder.

In yesterday's live, when Oliver woke up, again, she was afraid to do anything about it without Tim's approval. And Tim was very authoritative that he deal with it and not her.

There was a home vlog not too long ago, where Tim was sitting at the kitchen table eating, and seemed actively pissed about something. It seemed like Jenn had turned on the camera to neutralize the situation and force him to be TheTimTracker, not "Tim I Hate My Life And You."

We know Jenn does a death grip on Tim any chance she can, which only looks awkward and not sincere at all. The laundry folding yesterday was weird, and I agree that wasn't just fresh out of the dryer. There was some sort of motivation for that "show," and I don't think it was just to prove to us how much time she spends doing laundry.

Jenn is definitely a lazy B who hates being a mother. And I would say Tim is probably at his wits end in dealing with her, but he is not an innocent character at all.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim said his doctor said that she thinks he might be drinking too much water because he pees so much.

That sounds like complete and utter bullshit.

 

[Eclecticjester]

With all the unwell advice we give, how about an early thread title offering:

The Tim Tracker #229 - Tattle Users currently putting in more effort to keep the channel alive than they do

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Sooooo.....the kid misses school so he can make content? I think they should go to jail. I'm not even fucking joking at this point.

How does this keep getting worse?

 

[court2022]

This is... a look, that's for sure

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

How does this happen? How do you, as a mother, allow your 2 1/2 year old child go on a playdate with his friend....and you're not the one who takes him? Isn't that what moms of little kids do? Go on playdates, that's how you make actual mom friends. That's how I made all my friends at that time.

Instead--can you imagine being the other mom and having a stripper babysitter/aunt show up with the kid to the playdate? You know anytime anyone meets someone, they're looking them up. We all do it. My kids do it. It's easy to find.

Instead, she's having her chauffeur drive her to get her hair done. What an absolutely pathetic existence, Jenn. You are truly missing out on the best parts of your kids' lives.

 

[airbusA330]

TTT #229: My stripper sister is a better parent than me!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

What a travesty....Jenn realizes, as they are driving under the WDW arch that she "forgot" to pack all the meat for the 3 days. She brought the salads and broccoli HAHAHA.

Doesn't this happen every single time they go to the Fort? So, tonight they're going to have to eat at the Settlement. Shocker. There's absolutely no way that she doesn't do this on purpose so they can just eat take out food.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Didn’t Dimmy mention a day or two ago he hasn’t even scheduled his appointment with the gastroenterology? @xmasbdaygirl mentioned it.

It’s either insulin or GLP-1. Honstely I think it’s the latter. Her face looks thinner (water weight) and she has been MIA often.

I didn't hear him say it i the live show (I tuned in late) but it was mentioned here that he said it. The weight in her face seems to go back and forth. I really, truly think it's the camera they use.

I wonder if this was what she had the noon phone call about the other day and she just started on it?

When I first saw the medicine and thought it was antibiotics because J$ was holding his ear, I hadn't looked at it as closely as I did the second time. I was thinking that was a quart sized ziploc bag....it's not, it's a snack size, which would track with those packets being alcohol wipes because they looked giant to me in that bag.

So---I'm going to share a bit here. I also take Ozempic. Not for weight loss, for it's true purpose, to manage diabetes and it has certainly changed my life in that aspect as, not to sound Trumpy, I have the perfect A1C because of it. That said--and some of you might remember my fall last year--it completely destroyed my bones. I have advanced osteoporosis and they feel it's a result of the ozempic. So when I fell, I broke 5 bones: 2 ribs, my ankle in two places and my tibia at my knee. But here's something that you don't hear about very much (they do mention it in the commercial)---when they rushed me to the trauma hospital for emergency surgery to fix all those broken bones---they refused to do it because of the risks involved and ended up sending me home. Most doctors will not do surgery, even emergency surgery, when on a GLP-1. When I followed up with the ortho 2 weeks later, I needed to stop taking it for 3 weeks and then they would do the surgery....but by then I was starting to heal and they wanted to rebreak my bones. So my recovery was much more difficult (my leg grew back together "off" and I've struggled) because of this drug.

Point being, this drug can be life changing for many, many people. But a lot of people (looking at you, Jenn) just see it as an easy fix. She hasn't tried to lose weight...she continuously eats. She hasn't put any effort in. She's looking for a magic wand. But with magic, comes consequences and complications...look at Harry Potter. I'm sure she hasn't done any research at all and is just looking for a quick fix. I'm curious to see how this all pans out.

 

[court2022]

TTT #229: They really are in rearranging-the-deck-chairs-on-the-Titanic mode

credit to @Quasimodo

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Wait...wait...wait....he showed the picture of the lanyard on instagram but he had to admit it in the video---he was not invited to this media preview. He for sure isn't on Disney's media anymore then. The number of people that got invited to this was pretty big. It was a huge crowd. I think this confirms that he's always been a +1 this whole time. Kudos to you Disney...you are better than Universal who no doubt gave in to this loser.

Well--Tim is a guest of Mike, from the Geo-82 video and Tim seems to be in a hostage situation when he asks what's his You Tube channel like he absolutely has no idea what it is. And he won't call it a media preview---he calls is the Better Zoogether "thing". If he uses the word "media", the stans will know he wasn't invited.

Tim--again, the person who does this for his JOB, looks through the fence at Tropical Americas and points out that the gift shop/bathroom area is still there. Because all the workers are using the bathroom. Tim, not everyone uses the bathroom as much as you.

If you look at every single rendering of Tropical Americas. Every one of them. You can see that Restaurantasauraus building stays intact as well as the gift shop/bathroom building. These will obviously be rethemed, but, like Monstropolis....they aren't saving the fucking bathrooms for the workers you complete dumbass. I might even assume that the power and water are cut from that building, since everything around it is dug up.

Recording the entire Flight of Passage from the bag shelf was absurd. His commentary was equally ridiculous. Someone next to him was clapping, so it was likely their first time....someone should have punched him for being an asshole. His time is coming. I know it.

My only other comment about this video---I think it's ridiculous that he included the ENTIRE show. And I mean the entire show. Every second of it. No spoiler alert. No--warning. He just (poorly) filmed the entire thing from a really, really bad seat.

He looks absolutely defeated in this video. This guy hates his life. He hates what he's become. He hates that he had to rely on some nobody yet again to experience something at the first opportunity. He tries to mask that by spewing all these facts that Courtney obviously set him up with and a lot of those fact and just conflicting and nonsense.

When you look at this photo...you almost feel bad for him, especially in that ladies coat. But, I just say--fuck you--you deserve everything coming your way, my guy.

 

[Quasimodo]

It's "wild" that she can say "going to the fort during the school week, even though we live very close is slightly stressful" with a straight face and not facetiously. Bitch, YOU CHOSE TO GO DURING THE SCHOOL WEEK. AND YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING.

Dear lord, the extreme untetheredness to reality is really something. It's disgusting.

 

[Forest]

Tim’s face while she is saying she is glad they missed posting videos so they could watch movies instead

 

[SirHiss]

Shocking this comment is still on the IG post

 

[Snippysnips]

She wasn’t just offended at being called a mom, she actually said it was an insult. And pussy Tim had to keep trying to placate the beast by saying he called her a “hot mom”. They have such a fucked up relationship.

Imagine being offended at being called a mom, when you actually ARE a mom when there are woman all over this world that will never get to have that title due to being actual infertile or are going through miscarriage after miscarriage, what an absolute bitch, she doesn't deserve to be called a mom or have that title