The Tim Tracker #215 Sorry kids, dad lives at the Universal parking lot now

[Iwantallthetea]

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The Tim Tracker #214 Imagine monetizing your vas deferens

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[xmasbdaygirl]

Continuing on with the umbrella....

You guys, it's not even Florida hot here yet. If he can't handle this heat, it's time for him to find a new job. Tens of thousands of people visit Florida theme parks every single day. Nobody. Literally no one. Needs a bleeping fan hat AND a misting umbrella. No one. Instead of giving the stans actual tips and tricks on battling the heat--this dumbass is trying to make a buck.

On top of that, millions of people work outside in the heat, actual, physical, jobs, in temperatures much hotter than what we are experiencing in Florida right now: Farm workers, landscapers, construction workers....they all do it without fan hats and misting umbrellas. You walk around a theme park for 3 hours, riding rides and eating food. What a cat.

Here's my hill to die on...Umbrellas in crowded theme parks are bleeping obnoxious. Even in the rain. No one is aware of their surroundings when walking either with an umbrella or near someone with an umbrella. We don't need people walking around with umbrellas all day every day. Wear a (regular) hat. Drink water. Go into the air conditioning to cool down. No $$$$ spent on affiliate links needed, no extra tit to carry around. For more actual, practical tips, you can follow me here on Tattle. Because I don't need to bleep myself on YouTube and instagram selling hats and umbrellas.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I'm not clicking on his link but don't tell me this umbrella is $70? Who the hell is buying a $70 umbrella?

 

[Snippysnips]

So the douchebag has got a hat with fans in it AND a umbrella with fans, like FFS, someone slap him about an tell him to stay the hell home if he can't handle the heat of his own country

My folks and bro didn't even go about Cyprus with anything an it was mid 40 degree weather (I think like 104) at the time they went, an it was for a wedding so all the guys were in full kilt wear in that heat as well, an for the Scots here you will know exactly how heavy an thick kilt wear is

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

So the douchebag has got a hat with fans in it AND a umbrella with fans, like FFS, someone slap him about an tell him to stay the hell home if he can't handle the heat of his own country

My folks and bro didn't even go about Cyprus with anything an it was mid 40 degree weather (I think like 104) at the time they went, an it was for a wedding so all the guys were in full kilt wear in that heat as well, an for the Scots here you will know exactly how heavy an thick kilt wear is

I'm going back and forth as to whether showing this products is for a dramatic effect to sell stuff through their affiliate links or if he's really got something going on where the heat is affecting him. It's not that hot here, really. It's only May. It gets much hotter and much more humid. He's lived here his entire life.

The best product I can recommend for battling the heat is Frogg Toggs. They don't take up that much space, aren't obnoxious like an umbrella or fan hat, but they really do cool you down. And don't cheap out and buy the off-brand ones. Nothing works as well as the name brand Frogg Toggs. My. kids played year round outdoor sports--nothing cools you down better. I'll be adding my affiliate link....

 

[Snippysnips]

I'm going back and forth as to whether showing this products is for a dramatic effect to sell stuff through their affiliate links or if he's really got something going on where the heat is affecting him. It's not that hot here, really. It's only May. It gets much hotter and much more humid. He's lived here his entire life.

The best product I can recommend for battling the heat is Frogg Toggs. They don't take up that much space, aren't obnoxious like an umbrella or fan hat, but they really do cool you down. And don't cheap out and buy the off-brand ones. Nothing works as well as the name brand Frogg Toggs. My. kids played year round outdoor sports--nothing cools you down better. I'll be adding my affiliate link....

Honestly I think it's a bit of both, they are clearly desperate to claw any money they can get out of things now, their views are dying an they will never ever get back close to what they once had, especially with the two slugs in charge of the channel, but he's always been a little witch about the weather as well, am sure in older vlogs he used to whine when it got hot, an apparently he melts in the rain since he runs away every time it starts despite that also being a regular thing in summer

If they do go on this Alaskan cruise it will certainly be interesting watching the two of them wrap up in 500 layers then whine they can't get off the boat because it's way too cold

 

[Duhlicious]

Are they enroute to Alaska yet?

 

[Cocobean9]

He's basically inside a Disney Park filming a commercial/advertisement. This tit is getting ridiculous, time to send some detailed emails to Disney making them aware of his activities. Actually using Cinderella Castle as a backdrop to push this crap is setting me off. Prohibited activity per Disney rules:

• The sale of goods or services, or the display of goods or services, unless prior written approval has been obtained.
• Photography, videotaping or recording of any kind, or otherwise engaging in any activity, for unapproved commercial purposes.

 

[Duhlicious]

Disney doesn't care, so many livestreamers begging for super chats in the parks daily. It's free advertising for Disney, they haven't cracked down on it even though it's technically against their rules.

 

[Blessyourheart]

Continuing on with the umbrella....
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You guys, it's not even Florida hot here yet. If he can't handle this heat, it's time for him to find a new job. Tens of thousands of people visit Florida theme parks every single day. Nobody. Literally no one. Needs a bleeping fan hat AND a misting umbrella. No one. Instead of giving the stans actual tips and tricks on battling the heat--this dumbass is trying to make a buck.

On top of that, millions of people work outside in the heat, actual, physical, jobs, in temperatures much hotter than what we are experiencing in Florida right now: Farm workers, landscapers, construction workers....they all do it without fan hats and misting umbrellas. You walk around a theme park for 3 hours, riding rides and eating food. What a cat.

Here's my hill to die on...Umbrellas in crowded theme parks are bleeping obnoxious. Even in the rain. No one is aware of their surroundings when walking either with an umbrella or near someone with an umbrella. We don't need people walking around with umbrellas all day every day. Wear a (regular) hat. Drink water. Go into the air conditioning to cool down. No $$$$ spent on affiliate links needed, no extra tit to carry around. For more actual, practical tips, you can follow me here on Tattle. Because I don't need to bleep myself on YouTube and instagram selling hats and umbrellas.

He really looks such a stupid ass. Seriously- he looks like he needs a chaperone cause he shouldn’t be left alone.
I work outside in Georgia. I have zinc, sunscreen, water (in a reusable bottle) and two hats in my car at all times. During the really hot days, I may have a small towel or cooling cloth to wipe off with.
We have used the cooling clothes at all days festivals too.

 

[Cocobean9]

Disney doesn't care, so many livestreamers begging for super chats in the parks daily. It's free advertising for Disney, they haven't cracked down on it even though it's technically against their rules.

You're right but I'm sick of these vloggers having free rein to do whatever they want at the parks. If I had a Disney inspired Esty shop would I be allowed to film in front of the Tree of Life or Spaceship Earth advertising my items? How about filming inside the queue for Tower of Terror while selling my ride inspired merch? Disney would shut me down in a hot minute. This is the same thing and I don't believe the Bojos are hurting for money they just arent' making as much as they did at their peak but they don't want to adjust their overspending, gluttonous lifestyle

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

This really epitomizes the joke this man has become

The hat negates the umbrella as it already blocks him from the sun but also blocks the cooling mist, so he isn’t even getting the effect from it.

Much like everything else they do, it makes no sense and has them doing extra for nothing.

They aren’t even being helpful to tourists. This is not effective or efficient. They are so desperate.


I guess next up is his attachable undershirt fan

 

[eatcherheartout]

You guys, it's not even Florida hot here yet. If he can't handle this heat, it's time for him to find a new job. Tens of thousands of people visit Florida theme parks every single day. Nobody. Literally no one. Needs a bleeping fan hat AND a misting umbrella. No one. Instead of giving the stans actual tips and tricks on battling the heat--this dumbass is trying to make a buck.

I’m in Florida. I think it’s hot. It’s been hot since April and I know even hotter weather is coming. I have paused all outdoor activities until October. I know some people tolerate the heat better. Tim is not one of those people. Like his buddy Adam the Woo (who also complains about the heat incessantly) no one is forcing them to be at the theme parks when it’s hot out.

For the Stan’s that want to argue that it’s Tim’s Job to be there, he is not covering anything important. He would get more views if he showed what kind of indoor family activities can be done in Orlando when it’s too hot outside. He can do water park week again. He can go to the beach. There is so much more he could be doing in the summer other than being at the theme parks in the middle of the day. He’s an idiot.

 

[Disscot]

If he really has trouble with the heat, why not wear a technical T. He wears cotton T-shirts and cotton trousers. Now, technical gear wouldn't have Disney characters, but would wick away sweat and keep you dry (and they dry really quickly after rain). I was in Disney when it was 94 degrees in October (but low humidity), and we all wore light fabrics and drank water - not that difficult.

 

[rageblackouts]

I cannot stop laughing at Tim in that STUPID getup, he looks ridiculous. I was in Orlando with a friend last weekend for Epic and it was hot/humid to us but like, has he tried staying hydrated with WATER or just going inside to cool off? It’s not like Universal doesn’t have ice/water freely available, he should bring one of his 900000 Tervis tumblers that he loves so much. Or maybe try waiting in an air conditioned queue rather than skipping the line every single time.

I know this is a little off-topic, but we decided to avoid as much Epic content as we could before going and it was SO awesome. We got really lucky with the reduced crowds but we loved it so much, all brand new experiences that we got to see for ourselves first and I haven’t watched a theme park vlog in like 3 weeks. We did get to watch OA getting their postcard done. Peter held up his camera to be sure to get the whole family in the portrait, I was desperate to know what the artist was thinking while she was painting them.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

TLDR version of recap: More Epic crap, more hocking crap, more eating crap, more being crap. And that's about it.

 

[Quasimodo]

I am very heat intolerant and just hate hot temps and humidity, so I avoid hot and/or humid places in the summer and save my travels for the rest of the year. But even if I couldn’t, I wouldn’t use that umbrella, I’d just make sure to pace myself and drink a ton of water and stay balanced with electrolytes.

 

[VloggerCritic]

Either the 20+ pounds TimBo has packed on has made him less heat tolerant or he is trying to be relatable by complaining about stuff. Or all the above.

 

[S. McQueen Light]

I agree that it’s a mix of disliking the heat, but more so to turn a buck. They really seem to have accepted that they can longer earn passive Adsense income and keep their lifestyle. Now they have to actively do promotions and affiliates links etc. it must grind their gears.

Tim is getting older and the heat bothers him more. I am a decade older than him and yeah Florida heat is brutal, but I just deal with it. When I was his age we attended Dapper Day it was brutally hot and humid. I wore my jacket, pants, long sleeve shirt and bow tie all day. I sucked it up, and after a bit I become acclimated. Tim would probably ball after thirty minutes. (My wife and I looked great by the way.)

As far as Disney cracking down on using Disney property for profit without permission, Disney has a high tolerance. I could see them being more upset if they think using Disney IP to push a product goes too far. Maybe the Castle in the background could be over the line? While I doubt it would happen, image Disney trespassing Tim for a year for violating entry terms. Trackers would flip out.

 

[Forest]

I think he’s actually a big complainer about the heat and now wants to try to make some money off of it. Set for life.

I skimmed the Brightline video. I’ll be honest, I wasn’t too into the idea that it was weird that Courtney and Tim hang out so much at the parks. I was like, that’s her job, whatever.

But she took a 3-hour train ride each way, in one day, to “assist” him? To take pictures for IG? That’s weird and totally unnecessary. Does anyone know if she was the person who was parasailing with him?