The Tim Tracker #214 Imagine monetizing your vas deferens

[Iwantallthetea]

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The Tim Tracker #213 Courtney, can you stop the trolls please?

New thread title courtesy of @pi_lover Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-212-all-you-do-is-eat.49368/ As you were ...

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[bumpire]

New voog up: what we do when daddy is away (with Courtney)

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

TLDR: Dim uses a whole bag of peas when he should've used a pea to recover from his snip snip before heading off to CA and wearing the most uninspired yoga wear. This is of course after the wife gets a staycation for Mother's Day. The Wife the goes to Epic and says she'll post the video whenever (needless to say, it has not appeared as of yet). Dim comes back to FL before he and Work Wife Courtney grifted some MI adventure that had us speculating just what is going on between Courtney and Dim. Also in speculation an Alaskan cruise.

Edit: She posted the Epic slop an hour ago complete with her shirt.

Girl, invest in a bleeping stylist or a bag to put over that head of yours.

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn says her "friend" hit her up and said "hey! what are you doing on Tuesday?" (is she unemployed? probably). Ginn says she doesn't know if her "friend" is into theme parks as much as she and Dim are. Seems like something you'd know about a "friend". Also Ginn, you yourself have said you prefer to be home instead of at a theme park, but okay.

This shot would make it seem like she drove. What a concept, Ginn!

Well, it's 2 words, Ginn.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Ginn says her "friend" hit her up and said "hey! what are you doing on Tuesday?" (is she unemployed? probably). Ginn says she doesn't know if her "friend" is into theme parks as much as she and Dim are. Seems like something you'd know about a "friend". Also Ginn, you yourself have said you prefer to be home instead of at a theme park, but okay.

This shot would make it seem like she drove. What a concept, Ginn!
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Well, it's 2 words, Ginn.
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If she did take it while driving she's bleeping irresponsible.

 

[Quasimodo]

LOLOLOLOL, are you bleeping kidding me.
She says they've "recently" been trying to take their "health and wellness journey seriously". What absolute bullshit.

Try going to a doctor first.

Yep I'm sure this'll fix everything.

"Herbacious".

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

If she did take it while driving she's bleeping irresponsible.

Maybe filming while driving soothes her anxiety

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Spoiler Alert: The friend is an imaginary friend.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

I'm sorry, she drove to Universal but couldn't be bothered to drive her husband home after undergoing a medical procedure?

 

[Quasimodo]

This is the most unintentionally hilarious infomercial I've seen in a long time.

She claims she has more energy now (as her eyes shift to the right) and her digestion has improved. Sure, Ginn.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Care about her health...eats the same amount of calories a day as five people.

And no one wants to hear about your digestive system, Big Ginn.

 

[Quasimodo]

I guess Taco Bell wasn't willing to sponsor them.

 

[Quasimodo]

Time for some pre-lunch mead! But she doesn't drink you guyzzzz. This was quite an expensive trip just to go stuff her face at Blue Dragon, basically.

Lunch included:
- Snowflake Dumplings
- Beef and broccoli
- Vegetable spring rolls
- Soup dumplings
- Smashed cucumber
- Dandan noodles
- Banana napolean

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I like how she randomly showed some random passerbyers arm to try to make it look like Imaginary Friend and the passerbyer seemingly speeds up.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Time for some pre-lunch mead! But she doesn't drink you guyzzzz. This was quite an expensive trip just to go stuff her face at Blue Dragon, basically.
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Lunch included:
- Snowflake Dumplings
- Beef and broccoli
- Vegetable spring rolls
- Soup dumplings
- Smashed cucumber
- Dandan noodles
- Banana napolean

I guess maybe Dim set her up with the reservation with Blue Dragon so she wouldn't witch about him being in CA without her. That tracks. It's food so she'll love it and I doubt there's anything on Blue Dragon's menu he'd eat.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Spoiler Alert: The friend is an imaginary friend.

Yea, this seem sus.

I don't remember the exact day--but in the vasectomy video, Jenn says she was supposed to go to Epic with a friend the next day but Tim was so sick she didn't want to leave him alone so basically she was going to eat the cost of the ticket. (Even though everywhere people have said they were able to switch the days on preview tickets, Jenn specifically said she would lose the cost.) I think this day was Thursday 5/8.

Now--she has ANOTHER mystery friend, who Jenn doesn't know whether or not they enjoy theme parks say lets go to Epic just a couple of days later? This day for sure was 5/13 because that was the day I was there.

The stories are never consistent with these people.

I need to watch to see if I'm in the background anywhere. I didn't see her while I was there--but she might have seen me.

 

[Quasimodo]

There were 2 people at lunch. I think she just picks up stans or something. But otherwise when she's waddling around it's "my friend this" and "my friend that". She did make the reservation on her own though (it's just a QR code to scan). She asks her friend, who has never been to Epic, what time period Frankenstein is supposed to be set in. Why are you asking her? Shouldn't you know this on your 46th trip to the park?

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Her solo voogs always have a manic unhinged quality to them.

That is a ridiculous amount of food. I wonder if maybe the stan made the reservation for lunch and invited her. I could see her driving for food.

 

[Quasimodo]

She wanted to show off her wet butt I guess.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Do we think that she did actually drive herself to Epic or did this friend take her?

I do think she is there with someone because she’s behaving very different than she normally does.