The Tim Tracker #204 TRACKER is invalid

[Cocobean9]

Congratulations to @Itsatoe for the thread title and @Quasimodo for suggesting it

With the Bojos having to work harder & more often for diminishing returns the threads have picked up steam
Curious how long SM Gal will last as vlog editor and how long one nanny(?) will last having to take care of 2 kids including driving duties

Old Thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-203-whos-tim-and-why-are-we-tracking-him.48354/liked

 

[Quasimodo]

I keep humming the tune of The Lonely Goatherd while reading comments about Big Ginn's Big Swiss Adventure.

I know she's probably imagining herself to be Maria Von Trapp, but Swiss-style (though she probably doesn't know where Sound of Music took place) but I guess she needs to read the wiki to realize she started out as a nun turned nanny governess. Though in the real-life version she only married her husband because she liked his kids most of all. Anyway, climb ev'ry mountain, Ginn!

I like how she even has delusions that she'll use the nordic track they own to ride through the Alps. It must be completely buried under a mountain of clothes. Maybe Dimmy can bring his rollerblades and roll down the mountain in them. "wheeeeeeeeeee!" the villagers will hear echoed through the Alps for miles. He'll probably chase after goats so he can zoom in on their booty butts. Budley will whine there's no chickie nuggies or pizza and Da Baby will try to get adopted by another family.

 

[hcslacs]

So now they are shitting on the Universal Hilton again? "it's not horrible, but it's not like any Disney hotels" What right do these two nasty hillbilly turds have to be snobby about hotels?

 

[Forest]

I can’t believe she’s still on about the Alps. If you want mountains, just go somewhere in the US first.

Where have they been in the US other than Florida and Disneyland and Aulani? And Jenn’s NYC trip.

 

[SunshineBoop]

I can’t believe she’s still on about the Alps. If you want mountains, just go somewhere in the US first.

Where have they been in the US other than Florida and Disneyland and Aulani? And Jenn’s NYC trip.

Exactly. It'll never happen. This is just another delusional fantasy fixation that will be forgotten before long.

Guess what, Big Ginn? I went to Germany, Austria, AND Switzerland way back in 2000, on a high school trip. The Alps are even more stunning in person; pictures can't do them justice. Not that you'll ever know. Suck it, witch.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I can’t believe she’s still on about the Alps. If you want mountains, just go somewhere in the US first.

Where have they been in the US other than Florida and Disneyland and Aulani? And Jenn’s NYC trip.

They sort of saw mountains when they went to Silver Dollar City and Dollywood. I'd say go there again with the kids before you haul their ass on a transatlantic flight. I pity whoever gets stuck behind them if they go to Switzerland.

And if I was doing a layover if I was those bozos I'd do it in Iceland. But I'm sort of obsessed with Iceland. I want to say the airline there actually has a good deal or did where you could spend a couple of days there before heading to mainland Europe.

Ugh, so this might've just came into my head when the Trackers making it to Switzerland, "The hills are alive with the sound of flushing/burping/smacking put whatever disgusting Tracker noise you want to add.

 

[eatcherheartout]

I agree with others that Jenn fixates on something to help distract her from her miserable life. This is a possible sign of depression. I speak from past experience. For me, it was planning my next vacation. I would take small mini vacations about 4 times a year,
Nothing extravagant but thinking about the next vacation I was going to take kept me going and gave me something to look forward to and I think this is what Jenn is doing. She needs to stop blabbing her thoughts to thousands of Stan’s and just seek therapy. Truly.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

They sort of saw mountains when they went to Silver Dollar City and Dollywood. I'd say go there again with the kids before you haul their ass on a transatlantic flight. I pity whoever gets stuck behind them if they go to Switzerland.

And if I was doing a layover if I was those bozos I'd do it in Iceland. But I'm sort of obsessed with Iceland. I want to say the airline there actually has a good deal or did where you could spend a couple of days there before heading to mainland Europe.

Ugh, so this might've just came into my head when the Trackers making it to Switzerland, "The hills are alive with the sound of flushing/burping/smacking put whatever disgusting Tracker noise you want to add.

I have been obsessed with going to Iceland for over a year now. I can't get my kid's schedules to line up to do it and my husband is like--why would we go to Iceland? Let's plan a Tattle Iceland trip!

And I've been singing Climb Every Mountain since I've watched the live show....

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

This is from the other thread--but I can answer it. When you buy certain desserts from like Goldbelly or what not, sometimes the cakes aren't actually frosted. Every year, I send my kids King Cakes from Gambino's Bakery. We visited there when we went to New Orleans 5000 times while my older daughter was trying to decide if she wanted to go to Tulane. (She didn't). But they make a great king cake. They get shipped without the icing on it so it doesn't get all gross during the shipping process. Your frost/sprinkle it with the included decorating kit. This Portillo's cake is the same kind of thing. That frosting would be gross after being shipped.

 

[hcslacs]

I agree, Jen's Swiss bucket list trip is just something to take her mind off of her crappy life. She's obviously just watching IG reels or YT vids one after the other fantasizing about going there, without any sort of actual research. Family friendly villages! Alpine playgrounds! Easy 4 mile mountain hikes!

She has no real clue about anything about it. There is no way she understands the altitude. Even the villages are going to be high in elevation. They are going to struggle to do any sort of physical activity, being so used to living basically at sea level. They also are not going to be prepared for the colder temperatures, even if they go in the summertime. They complained about how cold 68 degrees was in their house in Florida not too long ago.

And I think most of all, she doesn't understand how difficult it's going to be to travel with such young children. Sure, she will probably have the nanny but it's going to take quite a lot to keep them entertained and interested in Alpine villages, no matter how "child-friendly" they are and how many supposed playgrounds they have. Or I suppose she thinks they can just leave the kids at that hotel for a majority of the time.

I wonder if she's getting tired of cruising and actually wants to go somewhere else. She keeps mentioning it in the Lives to get the Stans on her side and persuade Tim. Tim seems to be more and more content to only do cruises any more. And only ones that leave from PC. Sure, Jen doesn't mind eating or sitting on her ass all day, but I assume even Jen is bored with the wash, rinse, repeat cruising.

 

[Rebelle]

They sort of saw mountains when they went to Silver Dollar City and Dollywood. I'd say go there again with the kids before you haul their ass on a transatlantic flight. I pity whoever gets stuck behind them if they go to Switzerland.

And if I was doing a layover if I was those bozos I'd do it in Iceland. But I'm sort of obsessed with Iceland. I want to say the airline there actually has a good deal or did where you could spend a couple of days there before heading to mainland Europe.

Ugh, so this might've just came into my head when the Trackers making it to Switzerland, "The hills are alive with the sound of flushing/burping/smacking put whatever disgusting Tracker noise you want to add.

Yeah, we did a trip to Iceland a few years ago, I think they called it a Stopover. We flew from Newark to Reykjavik stayed for 3 or 4 days, flew from Reykjavik to London, but then immediately hopped on a different airline flight to Munich spent 3 nights at Oktoberfest, then back to London for a week, then connected through Reykjavik back to Newark on the way home.
The amount of planning I did for that trip was insane. Knowing all of the transportation options in 3 countries. Blue lagoon reservation, northern lights tours, we spent an 10.5 hour tour hiking waterfalls around the south coast of Iceland. All the Oktoberfest planning and traditional outfits, walking tours of London, etc.

They don’t plan anything. Anything they do in Europe will be an absolute tit show. Not to mention I was desperate not to be the loud American stereotype. We dressed accordingly etc.
They have no choice. They will absolutely be those people.

 

[MommaSis]

She has stated that she watches Adam the Woo’s vlogs. I wonder if she is jealous of his recent international travels and has FOMO.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

Can all the people who aren't blocked on their socials just post overbearingly supportive comments for the Swiss trip. I need this to happen.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I agree, Jen's Swiss bucket list trip is just something to take her mind off of her crappy life. She's obviously just watching IG reels or YT vids one after the other fantasizing about going there, without any sort of actual research. Family friendly villages! Alpine playgrounds! Easy 4 mile mountain hikes!

She has no real clue about anything about it. There is no way she understands the altitude. Even the villages are going to be high in elevation. They are going to struggle to do any sort of physical activity, being so used to living basically at sea level. They also are not going to be prepared for the colder temperatures, even if they go in the summertime. They complained about how cold 68 degrees was in their house in Florida not too long ago.

And I think most of all, she doesn't understand how difficult it's going to be to travel with such young children. Sure, she will probably have the nanny but it's going to take quite a lot to keep them entertained and interested in Alpine villages, no matter how "child-friendly" they are and how many supposed playgrounds they have. Or I suppose she thinks they can just leave the kids at that hotel for a majority of the time.

I wonder if she's getting tired of cruising and actually wants to go somewhere else. She keeps mentioning it in the Lives to get the Stans on her side and persuade Tim. Tim seems to be more and more content to only do cruises any more. And only ones that leave from PC. Sure, Jen doesn't mind eating or sitting on her ass all day, but I assume even Jen is bored with the wash, rinse, repeat cruising.

I don't understand why anyone would want to go to anyplace in Europe for the playgrounds and goats. And I love Europe and have traveled with my children there. We did not go for the playgrounds or goats. Sorry to any goat loving people.

I think they realized with the views on the Treasure cruise---this isn't working for them. They have to find something different.

I've already said it today but it bears repeating on this new thread---SHE HAD NO CLUE IT WAS THE ALPS THAT SHE WANTED TO VISIT!!!! She saw a photo of a mountain and bleeping village. Tim told her it was the Alps. He should have told her it was Mt Ranier or Denali.

 

[Moonlight666]

I have been obsessed with going to Iceland for over a year now. I can't get my kid's schedules to line up to do it and my husband is like--why would we go to Iceland? Let's plan a Tattle Iceland trip!

And I've been singing Climb Every Mountain since I've watched the live show....

I'll join you. Lappland last year was amazing and Iceland is probably even better

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

I wonder if they would check out the famous Boarding Schools in Switzerland.

I feel like Adam the Woo's International Trips have Jenn foaming at the mouth for an exotic destination to film herself wearing her big hat and carrying her Corkcicle.

 

[eatcherheartout]

I wonder if she's getting tired of cruising and actually wants to go somewhere else. She keeps mentioning it in the Lives to get the Stans on her side and persuade Tim. Tim seems to be more and more content to only do cruises any more. And only ones that leave from PC. Sure, Jen doesn't mind eating or sitting on her ass all day, but I assume even Jen is bored with the wash, rinse, repeat cruising.

This is spot on. Tim wants to do the same cruise over and over and over and if it were up to her, they would definitely do something else. She would rather stuff her face and stare blankly at a cruise ship than stay home though.

 

[Quasimodo]

I still like how their excuse this time for not wanting to venture outside their stupid bleeping Disney comfort zone on cruises and try RCL is that it was cheaper than DCL ("but only a little after adding a bunch of add-ons" they probably were trying to add allllll the add-ons possible), and the unlimited soda package isn't included in the price.

Good lord. Like how does it not occur to them though that if they're desperate (which they are) for more views, it might actually be worth setting foot on another cruise line? People would tune in just for the change of pace - I'm pretty sure even their diehard Disney stans would tune in to see the Bojos finally actually trying something new that's still right up their alley (being lazy binge-eating fucks on a ship). Ginn, they even have Broadway shows that have nothing to do with Disney on other ships! After all, you looooooooove Broadway now! It's not even like she's an actual Disney fan.

 

[Caramadden0404]

I have been obsessed with going to Iceland for over a year now. I can't get my kid's schedules to line up to do it and my husband is like--why would we go to Iceland? Let's plan a Tattle Iceland trip!

And I've been singing Climb Every Mountain since I've watched the live show....

We need a Tattle meet up someday! I think we should all wear matching "starlight" shirts, meet up at Sommer House On The Lake, share some deviled eggs, then we could carry our Corcksicles over to Epcot, we could ride Guardians together with Big Gin's mom and we would even be courteous enough to invite Nikki

 

[Blessyourheart]

OMG! She is going to walk 30,000 steps? Hahahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!

I walk for a living & walked 26,000 steps at Epcot and I was sore. She is truly delulu!