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I kept holding out not starting a new thread because I wanted @Quasimodo "Sun's Out, Tits (t-word) Out" title. 
(I also like the winning title, too--no offense to @pkd81
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(I also like the winning title, too--no offense to @pkd81
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Reposting because I demand answers. Why are they storing cookies and a random bowl in the microwave? Or are they heating up 18 cookies to go along with their pie for dessert? I won't fall asleep tonight until I understand.
My nephew used to treat his Christmas and birthday gifts the same way - just ripping them open and flinging them away to get to the next gift, never saying thank you or acting excited. But he also was taken away from his birth parents as a baby due to neglect and spent the next five years of his life in ten different foster homes before he was adopted into our warm, loving family so ...
Too lazy to put them away before bed, so threw them in the oven to keep the Ft Pamp mice away?
One of them hiding them from the other? (Who is least likely to open the oven?
)They like turkey drippings on their cookies so reheat the oven hoping for some residual juicy goodness?
No, it's the bowl for me. Why, the random bowl?
Apparently every Tracker stan kid is a total brat, also to, because they just loved his present flinging behavior. Soooooooooooooooooooo cahyooooooot.
Fucksamatter these people?
Jenn: “You told Santa you wanted some hot wheels.”
Jackson: “What is hot wheels?”
Clearly, he did not ask Santa for hot wheels.
My fat ass thought the munchlings packaging was some Hagan Dazs
Jackson: “What is hot wheels?”
Clearly, he did not ask Santa for hot wheels.
My fat ass thought the munchlings packaging was some Hagan Dazs
So they basically didn't open the bday gifts for J¢ from his grandparents until just about a month later because that was most convenient for his piece of tit parents, right? His birthday's just an after-thought and then he gets 70 gifts during Christmas.
Santa, you were supposed to bleeping gift Dimmy a new bra for Christmas! And maybe a girdle.
I hope Ginn uses this clock to also learn how to tell time.
Santa, you were supposed to bleeping gift Dimmy a new bra for Christmas! And maybe a girdle.
I hope Ginn uses this clock to also learn how to tell time.
Excuse you, according to Ginn's 2nd-grade level written description, SANTA GAVE HIM EVERYTHING HE TOTALLY FOR SURE COMPLETELY ASKED FOR!!!!!1Jenn: “You told Santa you wanted some hot wheels.”
Jackson: “What is hot wheels?”
Clearly, he did not ask Santa for hot wheels.
He literally through the firefighter hat at Jenn before they left for Disney. Unbelievable.
In Santa's defense, Jackson is hard to understand.Jenn: “You told Santa you wanted some hot wheels.”
Jackson: “What is hot wheels?”
Clearly, he did not ask Santa for hot wheels.
My fat ass thought the munchlings packaging was some Hagan Dazs
Fort Pamper’s mice can’t get to it?
When I watched as Jenn waddled down the steps in those velour silky pj pants, I was imagining @Quasimodo watching it at the same time with a similar reaction...
Half the train ride is blurry because Tim has not learned how to focus the camera on the right objects.
Bad parenting 101. I get it, the kid is only 3, but there’s no appropriate discipline with him at all. He once got scolded by Dim, in a live show for not napping, but it’s okay for him to behave like an ungrateful brat ! He’s taught to recite the alphabet and can say “8” in Chinese , but has been taught no life skills whatsoever. He’s been isolated his whole life with only a nanny for company which is so sad and detrimental . But as usual in the world of Tracker, the camera always comes first.
You know it! I even had it as a screenshot but must have gotten distracted by Dimmy's moobs. Oh and seeing the undersides of their feet with their nasty penis toes.When I watched as Jenn waddled down the steps in those velour silky pj pants, I was imagining @Quasimodo watching it at the same time with a similar reaction...
Whew, good thing they dressed J$ properly for the weather. They must think they're in Buffalo or something 
He's acting like a little puke in the outro while mommy and daddy narcissist are staring at themselves and threatening us with Tron train torture. They clearly have no problem punishing everyone else.
They're confusing him by teaching him that being obnoxious and not listening is cute. He's starting to get into out of control territory. I'm actually honestly worried he's going to hurt the baby. I think he will, and they'll lie about it before they do their job.
They're confusing him by teaching him that being obnoxious and not listening is cute. He's starting to get into out of control territory. I'm actually honestly worried he's going to hurt the baby. I think he will, and they'll lie about it before they do their job.
Look at Tim wearing a t-shirt in honor of all the sick kids he helped prematurely shuffle off this mortal coil by sharing his COVID with them. That's a core memory.
Why don't they wear socks on those monstrosities?! Tim's dry, chafed penis toes are so gross.
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