Thanks to @DaisyDeluxe for the thread title 
Oh my gooooness my lovelies, it has been a hot minute since we've had a new thread so I'll need to update you all. Unlike Shaimee I'm planning to do it now, rather than keeping mentioning it and never get around to it.
Aimee is trying to take this insta influencer life seriously and has a management company. It has been so successful as so far she's had a couple of free bras, a bottle of water and free eye tests that are already free. Don't be too jealous, haters!
The biggest what the duck event of the last thread was oor very own Big Aunt Bertha going to her friends wedding in Italy. Unsurprisingly Aimee the Bon Marche style guru is years ahead in the style stakes... approximately 40 years ahead where she looked like the brides old divorced aunt trying to snare a young Italian waiter.
Kyle meanwhile looked like he'd thrown a tantrum and his mum compromised that he didn't need to wear a proper suit and could wear trainers as long as he didn't play on the grass before the ceremony.
The forgotten four were quickly dumped on every Tom, Dick and Harry where baby Oakley was passed around friends more than a joint down the park at 16. Kyle either has unfortunate amnesia or no bond with his kids due to living on call as when they got home, he didn't seem to recognise them.
Looking forward with dread to see the upcoming holiday spam from Bertha, Korpse Kyle, Shaun of the Dead and Kim Jong Un.
Oh my gooooness my lovelies, it has been a hot minute since we've had a new thread so I'll need to update you all. Unlike Shaimee I'm planning to do it now, rather than keeping mentioning it and never get around to it.
Aimee is trying to take this insta influencer life seriously and has a management company. It has been so successful as so far she's had a couple of free bras, a bottle of water and free eye tests that are already free. Don't be too jealous, haters!
The biggest what the duck event of the last thread was oor very own Big Aunt Bertha going to her friends wedding in Italy. Unsurprisingly Aimee the Bon Marche style guru is years ahead in the style stakes... approximately 40 years ahead where she looked like the brides old divorced aunt trying to snare a young Italian waiter.
Kyle meanwhile looked like he'd thrown a tantrum and his mum compromised that he didn't need to wear a proper suit and could wear trainers as long as he didn't play on the grass before the ceremony.
The forgotten four were quickly dumped on every Tom, Dick and Harry where baby Oakley was passed around friends more than a joint down the park at 16. Kyle either has unfortunate amnesia or no bond with his kids due to living on call as when they got home, he didn't seem to recognise them.
Looking forward with dread to see the upcoming holiday spam from Bertha, Korpse Kyle, Shaun of the Dead and Kim Jong Un.
