The social mama.xo #12 the goon from troons da is a creep pass it on

Which mama is the worst

  • Shamie

    Votes: 63 51.6%
  • Big angie

    Votes: 58 47.5%
  • Maggie

    Votes: 1 0.8%

  • Total voters
    122
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Walnutss

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I'm back Tricias ❤❤

As per no thread title suggestions so I mixed a few of the most liked posts

Since I'm halfway to being a social mama myself thought I'd recap the best maw tips we have learned from the clatty two.

Do not hang about with wummin who bath their kids ie abstar you just don't need that negativity in your life. Baths must only be took after ur child has pished oneself or the u are elbow deep in snotters

Your living room is your office whether ur a "beautician" or just a lazy influencer who works for a junkie. Don't bother cleaning it the piles of washing and dirt it will make it homely

Always be on the beg. From water to parties the less you pay for yourself the better. £45 for a dinosaur no chance the best you will get is a shit balloon display #gifted and an absent mother

A cold McDonald's will cure any childhood illness

Always favour nicola sturgeon I mean sorry callie. Least I know if I have a girl I need to buy a present everyday if I have a boy then its a fake strip and forgetting what time they get picked up at.

Tablecloths, tarpaulin and tents will double up as a lovely dress for your night out. Easy to remove for when u need to get your gunt/arse out on the gram in a moments notice

A manic look in your eye and a overdone brow is the secret to any selfie. The closer u can get the camera the better.

Special mention to @teagenie22 who sent the goon from Troon and the dilusional mermaid into hiding in spectacular fashion by admitting she had seen big Jim's little Jim. Sorry Maggie ul have to avoid the village Inn for a bit. Don't worry girls get shamie to fone the polis she's got them on speed dial
 

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