The Sculpted Vegan #11 Not Sculpted, Not rich, next con Only Fitness

[Duchesspink]

It's well past the time for a new thread on Kim Cunstable the Non Sculpted Non Vegan

Quick recap - still drinks more than she trains, has lost one child who decided to move out at 16 and cut all contact with his family.
Baby of the family Jack is training to be the next uni bomber making bombs and fireworks in the garden.
Still no double glazing, still mould on her walls, Chef Lee and Lorraine have been MIA for a while now although Dimbo will put us right in that if they aren't
She's on a 6 monthly plan for treatment with face therapy NI who are doing their best using all of their industrial strength glue and acids to do something with her face.

New friends Phil and Claire Graham are hoping they aren't invited for a reciprocal dinner to mouldy mansion, inlaws are back in OZ to recuperate from 2 months of Dimbo screeching and boozing in their faces.
Cold water plunging has fallen by the wayside and she's still tit at horseriding.


Welcome along!

 

[angel911]

It's well past the time for a new thread on Kim Cunstable the Non Sculpted Non Vegan

Quick recap - still drinks more than she trains, has lost one child who decided to move out at 16 and cut all contact with his family.
Baby of the family Jack is training to be the next uni bomber making bombs and fireworks in the garden.
Still no double glazing, still mould on her walls, Chef Lee and Lorraine have been MIA for a while now although Dimbo will put us right in that if they aren't
She's on a 6 monthly plan for treatment with face therapy NI who are doing their best using all of their industrial strength glue and acids to do something with her face.

New friends Phil and Claire Graham are hoping they aren't invited for a reciprocal dinner to mouldy mansion, inlaws are back in OZ to recuperate from 2 months of Dimbo screeching and boozing in their faces.
Cold water plunging has fallen by the wayside and she's still tit at horseriding.


Welcome along!

This is just a perfect synopsis of the car crash entertainment that is our kimmy

 

[TanyaG]

It's well past the time for a new thread on Kim Cunstable the Non Sculpted Non Vegan

Quick recap - still drinks more than she trains, has lost one child who decided to move out at 16 and cut all contact with his family.
Baby of the family Jack is training to be the next uni bomber making bombs and fireworks in the garden.
Still no double glazing, still mould on her walls, Chef Lee and Lorraine have been MIA for a while now although Dimbo will put us right in that if they aren't
She's on a 6 monthly plan for treatment with face therapy NI who are doing their best using all of their industrial strength glue and acids to do something with her face.

New friends Phil and Claire Graham are hoping they aren't invited for a reciprocal dinner to mouldy mansion, inlaws are back in OZ to recuperate from 2 months of Dimbo screeching and boozing in their faces.
Cold water plunging has fallen by the wayside and she's still tit at horseriding.


Welcome along!

Fantastic recap. I just love Face Therapy and what they are doing to her face.

 

[Cutthebull]

Seriously Kim? Iron your table cloth.

 

[snoopiez]

It’s really hilarious that after all her preaching on parenting, unschooling etc (even going so far as to do a Ted talk on it) - her kid has left before he was 16 and decided he wants nothing to do with her. Good job Kim

 

[wonderwoman]

Obviously wasn't invited to speak this year at Happyfest NI

 

[Cutthebull]

It’s really hilarious that after all her preaching on parenting, unschooling etc (even going so far as to do a Ted talk on it) - her kid has left before he was 16 and decided he wants nothing to do with her. Good job Kim

I agree. Knowing her she’ll try & spin it that she did such a great job he was so well rounded and well equipped to be able to move out at 15. The fact that he wants no contact with any of his family rather blows that argument out of the water. Imagine hating your parents that much.

 

[DaisyLo]

I agree. Knowing her she’ll try & spin it that she did such a great job he was so well rounded and well equipped to be able to move out at 15. The fact that he wants no contact with any of his family rather blows that argument out of the water. Imagine hating your parents that much.

but it all part of the process he wants to do it on his own because we prepared him so well. Which kid was the "tennis pro"? I cant imagine what the 18+ plus does all day long.

 

[Cutthebull]

but it all part of the process he wants to do it on his own because we prepared him so well. Which kid was the "tennis pro"? I cant imagine what the 18+ plus does all day long.

Corey the 18 year old was doing tennis coaching. Allegedly.

 

[DaisyLo]

Corey the 18 year old was doing tennis coaching. Allegedly.

No talk of him competing as a child or any evidence of him playing tennis yet he was a tennis pro giving lessons.

 

[snoopiez]

For those of you that haven’t had the pleasure (hilarity) of her parenting Ted Talk here you go

She’s basically banging on how Keith Raniere (later convicted of trafficking and sexually abusing women and children) mentored her personally and how she applies his teaching to her parenting etc.
And here is the wiki of the beast she’s salivating over
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Raniere
She starts her glazed eyed love fest about him at around 3mins.

Interestingly, he branded / tattooed his cult followers with a cult symbol, usually inside their knicker line beside their hips. Guess who’s got a big tattoo in that exact place? Whatcha covering Kimmy?
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In light of the upcoming Only Fitness, it won’t do any harm to remind anybody that comes looking for info on her that she was involved in a shady MLM cult. Anybody considering investing in her latest con should do proper research on her / that.

 

[stefanp]

Fantastic recap. I just love Face Therapy and what they are doing to her face.

Unfortunately they are now doing the same to Laura’s face!!

 

[Duchesspink]

Unfortunately they are now doing the same to Laura’s face!!

I think Laura has a wee Want in her. She comes across as easily led and eager to please

 

[DaisyLo]

I think Laura has a wee Want in her. She comes across as easily led and eager to please

Yes she does. I don’t see any real director of training. She not leading or innovative. Nor does she have any real training or qualifications

 

[TanyaG]

Yes she does. I don’t see any real director of training. She not leading or innovative. Nor does she have any real training or qualifications

Yes, Laura has become the Kimbo whisperer. It’s like she’s Kimbo’s shadow, but with a dash of “I’m trying too hard.” Bless her heart; imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right? Maybe it’s like having a personal fan club—Laura Edition. But deep down, does Kimbo ever roll their eyes and think, “Really, Laura? Again?
As for the Directorship, it’s primarily a status symbol. They adore their titles. In fact, there are only a handful of true employees who don’t carry the ‘Director’ label—the customer service chick and her trusty PA/dogsbody

 

[DaisyLo]

Yes, Laura has become the Kimbo whisperer. It’s like she’s Kimbo’s shadow, but with a dash of “I’m trying too hard.” Bless her heart; imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right? Maybe it’s like having a personal fan club—Laura Edition. But deep down, does Kimbo ever roll their eyes and think, “Really, Laura? Again?
As for the Directorship, it’s primarily a status symbol. They adore their titles. In fact, there are only a handful of true employees who don’t carry the ‘Director’ label—the customer service chick and her trusty PA/dogsbody

What about all the "moderators" what do they get out of it?
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So she claims she not posting much ? and asks what do people want to see. How about fitness and related vegan topics. She promoting the dressage trainer and Lucinda but not the Smith Brothers? hmmm . if I were any of her trainers I would Not want her to promote me.

 

[Cutthebull]

What about all the "moderators" what do they get out of it?
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So she claims she not posting much ? and asks what do people want to see. How about fitness and related vegan topics. She promoting the dressage trainer and Lucinda but not the Smith Brothers? hmmm . if I were any of her trainers I would Not want her to promote me.

That’s quite a dig mentioning the other two but not the Smith Brothers. Mind you she’s such an utter embarrassment I’m sure they are glad.

 

[TanyaG]

What about all the "moderators" what do they get out of it?
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So she claims she not posting much ? and asks what do people want to see. How about fitness and related vegan topics. She promoting the dressage trainer and Lucinda but not the Smith Brothers? hmmm . if I were any of her trainers I would Not want her to promote me.

The moderators get access to all her regurgitated same old content and the odd carrot thrown at them to keep them dangling. There is one American girl who seems to maybe be there on more permanent basis but the rest of them change. Better for them though. Imagine being beholden to that women for your livelihood. They have to suck up to her and hero worship or they don't last too long.

 

[DaisyLo]

The moderators get access to all her regurgitated same old content and the odd carrot thrown at them to keep them dangling. There is one American girl who seems to maybe be there on more permanent basis but the rest of them change. Better for them though. Imagine being beholden to that women for your livelihood. They have to suck up to her and hero worship or they don't last too long.

Jenny and the Richie one still there I think. The coach calls dont seem to get a lot of interest.

 

[TanyaG]

It's well past the time for a new thread on Kim Cunstable the Non Sculpted Non Vegan

Quick recap - still drinks more than she trains, has lost one child who decided to move out at 16 and cut all contact with his family.
Baby of the family Jack is training to be the next uni bomber making bombs and fireworks in the garden.
Still no double glazing, still mould on her walls, Chef Lee and Lorraine have been MIA for a while now although Dimbo will put us right in that if they aren't
She's on a 6 monthly plan for treatment with face therapy NI who are doing their best using all of their industrial strength glue and acids to do something with her face.

New friends Phil and Claire Graham are hoping they aren't invited for a reciprocal dinner to mouldy mansion, inlaws are back in OZ to recuperate from 2 months of Dimbo screeching and boozing in their faces.
Cold water plunging has fallen by the wayside and she's still tit at horseriding.


Welcome along!

There we go - as predicted it didn't take her long to let us know that she is still in her possession of her private chef. She is so addicted to us!! So come on Kimbo - Lorraine must be up next.