Lazy Susan and her weirdo hubby had the pie shop refitted. Luke designed it to look exactly the same as their website (clever boy) and they invited everyone to the grand ribbon cutting and even used the selling point that people could also meet the family. Well after much anticipation and excitement, the grand ribbon was cut by Luke. 17 people showed up and the 5 family members that were photographed all looked filthy dirty. Pie shop, despite refitting had their hygiene score redone and it jumped from a filthy 1 to a not so great 4. Crap really for a newly fitted shop. Anyway, in other news.
Noel now takes every Monday off (because he's lazy) because Heidie goes to nursery for the day and Sue thinks they deserve much needed couple time. This week, they along with older kids went to Manchester Christmas Market where Sue was not impressed, however, they had hot chocolate, food and she bought a doggy Christmas cushion, however she had to put it on Instagram she wasn't impressed because she needed the public to feel sorry for her. Sue also went Christmas shopping. Although she cannot get into the mood for Christmas and because of the cost of living crisis, Sue stated they were drastically cutting back, whilst showing her car boot full of Christmas presents but hiding a Nintendo switch and an xbox series x behind some emojies.
Lazy Susan also put up her Christmas decorations helped by Noel who flipped a coin to decide where to put them.
Tesco employed Scrat bag to advertise for them a Christmas of joy campaign. Sue excitedly went into Tesco with the children, and for this advertisement, they bought lots of chocolate things, to you and me, they bought lots of tubs of chocolate. Sue says it won't last until Christmas however, if she didn't give it to the kids, and put it away, it would, but hey, it's free so let them have them huh??? Sue don't give a toot because she shops at Asda anyway.
In order to make herself look relatable, she had to put a photo on Instagram of Heidie asleep in an Aldi trolley, then Sue went home and took a photo for Instagram with her 6 dogs calling herself a dog lady. I know we could call her a lot of other things, but for the moment, dog lady will do.
The End.