Friday 3/8/18
OUR 6 YEAR OLD SHOCKED US!!
19 minutes
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=cfNDp3yLEeI
Starts with Chris walking down a corridor early morning. Rumour sare he does this sort of thing a lot. Its basically him bragging about a veryspecial day. They are heading into breakfast and its amazing how they choose areally healthy option. Nah they just had bacon but then
Change to Sarah and she tells us th ekids had breakfastChris and her didn’t and she isn’t feeling too good. In fact she’s been sick(is it a delayed reaction to Chris’s lets get jiggy attempt last night) . Herbelly just feels like its got the biggest hangover. Basically its just one longwhinge from the chav charmer. She moans about it being when she has to get upand rush. If you have ever heard a spoiled little wanker complaining that’s whatit sounds like
Peronally I think she was pissed last night and it is a hangover its just that the perfect couple cant appear to have a hangover Esmehas a bit of eczma and has put somecream on it
They are waiting for a bus she doesn’t know where to wait as they have a choice, Chris missed a trick he should have swam out with this one and drowned her. She is just creating a drama out of nothing
They get to the boat and board it. They can wait or walkaround as they basically got their too early they film some fish in the sea
Cut to Chris and they are in a local PPPPPPPP>>>>>>RRRRRR>>>>>>IIIIIIII>TTTTTT>>>>YYYYYCAFÉ
More moaning from ratbag and they have ordered some crepes Isla is having an ice cream
Must point out Chris has got his best porno direc torscreepy mmmm mmmm voice
Now they are back on the boat and they have sat in a suntrap for 2 hours
Truly spoiled whining. The kids jump off the boat go swimming. I wish Chris would push the Pregnant Pratt in too Chris is swimming but he has kept his shirt on. Isabelle is dressed like an extra from Titanic with full lifejacket on. They swim to a cave(ideal place to hide a body Sarah) and they generally have a swim around Sarah is obviously in the water. There then follows more slow mo capture of the kids jumping in the sea swimming. Its also speeded up at bits. Lots of little fishes etc Around 5 minutes of the stuff.
Then Its barbeque lunch time and they have hearty portions. Then the boat moves and there is footage of the scenery etc
Next scene They are back at the hotel
Sarah is rather red and they are back at the hotel. Its half 7 and of course they are going to dinner. Sarah shows us the room view which is actually very nice. Sarah being Sarah she mentions some rooms have pools and she likes those but this is better.
All the girls are shown going to dinner. One of the girls has a few insect bites which are falring up and it’s genuinely nice to see her butt into Sarahs dinner breakdown ramble and tell us.It’s just a genuinely heart warming clip. They do not film dinner- that is very unusual
The vlog ends with Chris saying they are all tired the girlsare all on their beds and look shattered. Chris rabbits on about their plans and Issy who looks exhausted basically tells him to shut up in a humerous way
The End
Developments
They are sunburnt
They make drama out of the smallest of things
Sarah moans and whines
Chris is ramping up that creepy voice he uses
They didn't film dinner and I suspect words have been said from the hotel
Its a really rather dull video but is much better without the sound there is some really great scenery
For a couple on such a decent (to me) holiday they are not that happy
OUR 6 YEAR OLD SHOCKED US!!
19 minutes
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=cfNDp3yLEeI
Starts with Chris walking down a corridor early morning. Rumour sare he does this sort of thing a lot. Its basically him bragging about a veryspecial day. They are heading into breakfast and its amazing how they choose areally healthy option. Nah they just had bacon but then
Change to Sarah and she tells us th ekids had breakfastChris and her didn’t and she isn’t feeling too good. In fact she’s been sick(is it a delayed reaction to Chris’s lets get jiggy attempt last night) . Herbelly just feels like its got the biggest hangover. Basically its just one longwhinge from the chav charmer. She moans about it being when she has to get upand rush. If you have ever heard a spoiled little wanker complaining that’s whatit sounds like
Peronally I think she was pissed last night and it is a hangover its just that the perfect couple cant appear to have a hangover Esmehas a bit of eczma and has put somecream on it
They are waiting for a bus she doesn’t know where to wait as they have a choice, Chris missed a trick he should have swam out with this one and drowned her. She is just creating a drama out of nothing
They get to the boat and board it. They can wait or walkaround as they basically got their too early they film some fish in the sea
Cut to Chris and they are in a local PPPPPPPP>>>>>>RRRRRR>>>>>>IIIIIIII>TTTTTT>>>>YYYYYCAFÉ
More moaning from ratbag and they have ordered some crepes Isla is having an ice cream
Must point out Chris has got his best porno direc torscreepy mmmm mmmm voice
Now they are back on the boat and they have sat in a suntrap for 2 hours
Truly spoiled whining. The kids jump off the boat go swimming. I wish Chris would push the Pregnant Pratt in too Chris is swimming but he has kept his shirt on. Isabelle is dressed like an extra from Titanic with full lifejacket on. They swim to a cave(ideal place to hide a body Sarah) and they generally have a swim around Sarah is obviously in the water. There then follows more slow mo capture of the kids jumping in the sea swimming. Its also speeded up at bits. Lots of little fishes etc Around 5 minutes of the stuff.
Then Its barbeque lunch time and they have hearty portions. Then the boat moves and there is footage of the scenery etc
Next scene They are back at the hotel
Sarah is rather red and they are back at the hotel. Its half 7 and of course they are going to dinner. Sarah shows us the room view which is actually very nice. Sarah being Sarah she mentions some rooms have pools and she likes those but this is better.
All the girls are shown going to dinner. One of the girls has a few insect bites which are falring up and it’s genuinely nice to see her butt into Sarahs dinner breakdown ramble and tell us.It’s just a genuinely heart warming clip. They do not film dinner- that is very unusual
The vlog ends with Chris saying they are all tired the girlsare all on their beds and look shattered. Chris rabbits on about their plans and Issy who looks exhausted basically tells him to shut up in a humerous way
The End
Developments
They are sunburnt
They make drama out of the smallest of things
Sarah moans and whines
Chris is ramping up that creepy voice he uses
They didn't film dinner and I suspect words have been said from the hotel
Its a really rather dull video but is much better without the sound there is some really great scenery
For a couple on such a decent (to me) holiday they are not that happy
