WHY WE ARE SELLING OUR NEW HOUSE!
12 minutes
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=tGvrq6XKC7U
Opens with a slightly drained Queen of Tat wittering onabout it being early and she being up.
She had got up showered took Prinny for a walk the girlswere fast asleep. Hmmm maybe if you actually let them go to bed at sensible times and just be you know kids they may not be so shattered
She reckons they are going to meet some of her friends – few left and some about to turn away soon
Cut to Chris with beanie vloging at the play place they went to.
Cut to Isla chattering on excitedly about the play place
Cut to Sarah cuddling a baby looking drained
Cut to Sarah at home wittering on again telling us they went to look at a new house and Sarah explains about the new house (the one there inbeing up for sale) she tells lies about why this was. The lie is that people leaked their address on line. Now listen here you lying blob YOU instructed estate agents to sell it people saw the details and put the address on line. YOU should have instructed the estate agents accordingly. Prior to that YOU gave lots of details and clues about where you lived you were reckless but DONOT lie your way out of it
Oh and moaning about speculation as to why they are selling and how everyone who lives near you gets on. Get fucking real we both know you are HATED by 2 neighbours no more than a hundred yards away
Moaning about how the house you viewed isn’t really for you well as you have no ambition no scope no ability. You had better get used to it. Its called tailoring your house to your needs or “putting a stamp on your house”.
Cut to Chris wittering on about how they are visiting the top restaurant – great stuff its not one we go to.
Then cuts to a real vs expectation about how a family meal goes. Both the younger girls are wearing lipstick and look a bit silly. Isla looks like one of those pageant creatures you see on disturbing American documentaries
There is surprisingly little shots of the restaurant so the message is getting across – get used to it. People know who you are and don’t want to be in your vlogs. Businesses don't want the risk
Cuts to Chris doing the girls bedroom tour and using his cooing voice. Its not charming its not nice daddy it just comes across in this vlog as odd
Then into Issys room a bit of banter but your days of doing that are drawing to a close mate.
Then it’s a cut to their room Sarah is wrapped up like it’sthe middle of winter and is watching a video on her phone. She is “disturbed”quite rightly about “pony painting” that’s not a new expression for creepy goings on with your fanbase it’s the painting of messages hands etc onto actual
ponys. They do it at birthday parties for children. They both say how awful it is
Personally I think pimping your kids out is shit but hey how what does a foster and not a “real mum” know eh Sarah you sanctimonious fucktard
Then its Chris saying how they have so much to do and then saying it’s a big day tomorrow. This is unconvincingly corrected by Sarah who says its an exciting day
The end
Total shit really
Developments
Sarah continues to lie
She lies about the house sale reasons or at the very leastexperiments with the truth. She clearly lies about the friendliness of theneighbours we openly laughed at that bit
Sarah looks unwell -no sympathy “hun”
I had my youngest a couple years older than you are. I work out exercise eat fruit and don’t get out of breath walking up a slight incline. if you tried the same you might be healthier
Chris too looks drained
Possibly they are feelings the effect of the fallout
They are not showing as much of the activities as they did in the past
I made an exception to watch this video today as I was genuinely curious about them addressing the house sale issue.
I wasted in total 35 minutes so you don't have to
But as everyone else is faffing around getting ready and I already was it was better than trying to watch TV
Sorry no pictures but I'll add some suitably unsuitable ones when I get back