The Ingham Family #80 Bigeye Smalls and The Notorious P.I.G

String Man · Jan 24, 2020

Tweaked an already tweaked suggestion as I don't think Admin will allow the 'ponce' word in titles.

Thank you to @Impleo for the title suggestion with a whopping 72 votes so far.

Fun Fact: The Notorious B.I.G recorded a song called 'Juicy'

Previous threads here: https://tattle.life/tags/the-ingham-family/

lemonelmo · Jan 24, 2020

I'm still putting my money on there being an EPIC shopping trip in todays vlog. The money from the notebooks will be burning a hole in Sarah's pockets.

JustHereForTheAgriculture · Jan 24, 2020

String Man said:
Fun Fact: The Notorious B.I.G recorded a song called 'Juicy'

Don’t you mean ‘Juicey’?

Missusnaz · Jan 24, 2020

lemonelmo said:
I'm still putting my money on there being an EPIC shopping trip in todays vlog. The money from the notebooks will be burning a hole in Sarah's pockets.

Well they are in Leeds planning the meet and greet so it would be rude not to! #Moneyburningaholeincreepy’sbankaccount

GiggleBee · Jan 24, 2020

They surely cant allow Chris to do a meet and greet

Zelda18 · Jan 24, 2020

GiggleBee said:
They surely cant allow Chris to do a meet and greet

Where are they going to host this tea party, in a secret underground bunker?

Kimbo combo · Jan 24, 2020

Zelda18 said:
Where are they going to host this tea party, in a secret underground bunker?

I am gutted I live down south cause if I was near them I would be up for protesting

they can’t be that stupid surely

lemonelmo · Jan 24, 2020

8th of March guyzzz... So... No email until closer to the date to say where the venue is so how can anybody plan ahead if they are staying over for the weekend? Not far off Jaces birthday so they're just waiting for the ifam to bring a load of presents for him.

Lazy taking that toy into the shop and finding out it worked all along and it was just the batteries. They probably put them in the wrong way round.

Zelda18 · Jan 24, 2020

Kimbo combo said:
I am gutted I live down south cause if I was near them I would be up for protesting they can’t be that stupid surely

Same, but I’m down south too.

lemonelmo · Jan 24, 2020

It's going to be a disaster and I'm SOOO ready for it

Web30 · Jan 24, 2020

Of course they ran in to Chris at mcds... Not at all set up to prove he's allowed to drive

WhittlingIhopMonkey · Jan 24, 2020

GiggleBee said:
They surely cant allow Chris to do a meet and greet

Hes off on community service...I mean, a skating trip. Yes...a "skating" trip

ich2ux · Jan 24, 2020

So this is the first public event these two fuckwits have done since shit hit the fan?

I really do hope when venues etc are revealed that they won't have a hope in hell censoring what goes on.

If i was up there, I would surely be on the picket line with placards of "DROP THAT TOWELL AND RESEND".

Impleo · Jan 24, 2020

ich2ux said:
So this is the first public event these two fuckwits have done since shit hit the fan?

I really do hope when venues etc are revealed that they won't have a hope in hell censoring what goes on.

If i was up there, I would surely be on the picket line with placards of "DROP THAT TOWELL AND RESEND".

It's got to be a dodgy venue that's prepared to host a kids meet and greet with a predator.

It was initially supposed to be a tea party at Shortles. I would be fuming if I had paid £270 for a doll and have it watered down to that.

Hot hot · Jan 24, 2020

Omg back to the meeet and and greets I give in I'm done

lemonelmo · Jan 24, 2020

Impleo said:
It's got to be a dodgy venue that's prepared to host a kids meet and greet with a predator.

It was initially supposed to be a tea party at Shortles. I would be fuming if I had paid for that for my child.

The venue really must not know what they are getting themselves into. It will be chaos, there's no doubt about it. There will be protests.

Kimbo combo · Jan 24, 2020

lemonelmo said:
8th of March guyzzz... So... No email until closer to the date to say where the venue is so how can anybody plan ahead if they are staying over for the weekend? Not far off Jaces birthday so they're just waiting for the ifam to bring a load of presents for him.

Why then kids don’t even break up till the end of that month you can so tell they haven’t got Management who are they going to hire Scotland Yard to protect them cause I know for a fact if he sent my daughter any messages like that my husband would be there to kick his arse

Lazy taking that toy into the shop and finding out it worked all along and it was just the batteries. They probably put them in the wrong way round.

Web30 · Jan 24, 2020

I recon it will be a "back room" hall for hire type place

Zelda18 · Jan 24, 2020

lemonelmo said:
8th of March guyzzz... So... No email until closer to the date to say where the venue is so how can anybody plan ahead if they are staying over for the weekend? Not far off Jaces birthday so they're just waiting for the ifam to bring a load of presents for him.

Lazy taking that toy into the shop and finding out it worked all along and it was just the batteries. They probably put them in the wrong way round.

I used to work in retail and you wouldn’t believe the amount of customers that would bring in battery operated items complaining they’re not working because A they’ve inserted the batteries incorrectly or B Batteries are included and they haven’t removed the plastic tab.
The look on their faces when they realised their mistake was priceless.

lemonelmo · Jan 24, 2020

I can imagine it now, Chris opening his arms, outstretched to the max. Standing on a podium, head flies back, he closes his eyes and starts singing their theme tune. Cue the influx of rotten eggs showering down upon his scummy body.