Todays vlog is Family secret Santa reveal + first day in Disneyland.
The vlog starts with the kids sat on the bed with advent calendars. Sarah recites her favourite book The night before Christmas and gets it all wrong.
Isla says she woke up and found an Elf door and stickers In the bathroom. The Elf has been and left them two advent calendars each but there‘s no sign of the elf now.
Jace sneezes on his calendar and then puts his whole advent Chocolate in his mouth.
Chris is walking up to Davy Crockett ranch about to check them in. He pans around to the wood cabins and trees and says “I can’t believe how magical it is. It’s the most beautiful hotel in all the world.” I think creepy needs to see a bit more of the world. “There’s no Disney hotel that even comes close for Christmas magic. It’s absolutely stunning.” He says.
Chris is buzzin’ that he has the fast passes and “i’ve even got the keys to the cabin.” He says grinning smuggly. Erm you’ve booked a cabin creepy. Were you expecting that they would make you open the door with a screwdriver? He’s still buzzin’ because usually they don’t let you in until four. That’ll be because you’re super, duper, famous youtubers then Chris? (They probably wanted them in the cabin and out of the way before complaints come in.) He’s strutting along like he’s Beyoncé.
Sarahs elbow is in the air and they’re about to see the cabin. Isla says something sad has happened. They can’t find the elfs. Sarah says you’ll have too keep looking. They walk into the cabin. It looks like John boy Waltons house tbh. Screeches from everyone. Chris and Sarah act like they’ve just entered the ritz.
Islas feeling down because the Elf’s didn’t arrive. She’s gone off to try and find them. There‘s now an Elf door in the bedroom. Esme finds them behind the nappies.
They’re driving into the second happiest place on earth. Disneyland Paris. A very close second to Annettes.
Sarah cackles in the carpark. Isabelle and Esme are singing.
They‘re still in the carpark. Jace looks like a floating head under one of Sarahs big blankets. They plug baby and me.
Chris wishes he was snuggled up in Jaces pram. Aww someone’s missing bitty with mummy Jane!
He complains he hasn’t got any gloves. “I wish you were mine” plays again while they walk into Disney.
They’ve been taking pictures for half an hour. Sarah says she’s got so many stock pictures for Instagram. Not for the memories, for Instagram.
It’s dark now. They’re watching the parade. (Does Chris only have one song ffs!)
Sarah cackles in her new sparkly Disney ears. “We just rinsed dad in the Disney shop didn’t we Esme?”
They’re sat on a wall in Disneyland about to write their secret Santa in a notebook. Jace is fast asleep so they’re about to draw secret Santa. Sarah doesn’t realise they are all wearing hats so she says she hasn’t got a one. She’s using her hands as the hat. The penny has dropped so now they’re using Esmes hat. Chris asks “so what we all doing picking one out of the hat?” I can’t deal with the stupidity.
So they’re picking names now but refusing to show the ifam. Why film it then? Boring bastards.
Isla asks to go first. Then says Esme first, Isabelle second and then me. Sarah does as she’s told and Esme picks first. Isabelle gets herself so gets another go. She looks at Chris in disgust so I think she’s got him. Sarah cackles. I think prinny has been removed off secret Santa this year.
Jace is awake so they’re off to their first ride. It’s a small world. They didn’t want to wake him up just to go on a ride. (Expect Sarah complaining he hasn‘t slept again tomorrow.)
Chris is watching Jace while she and the girls are off to go on space mountain. Isla has the camera practically pressed into her face while they hope for some clickbait tears. Normal mothers would comfort her and hold her hand but no squeeze the tears out girl! mummy and daddy want a thumbnail.
Chris says they didn’t film themselves having dinner because they’ve filmed a ton! More like they’re back off to Walton’s mountain for a pot noodle.
Best day ever! So much fun. They’re back off to the cabin to Kick it and have a cup of tea. end of vlog.
How can they make Disney world look boring? Imagine paying to go into Disney and then sitting on a wall and picking secret Santa for half the vlog because the baby isn’t awake yet?
Davy Crockett is a nice ‘hotel’ more like lodges than a hotel but it has a main area with a pool etc. But I wouldn’t say it’s the best Disney hotel at all. The main Disney castle one is the best at Disney land Paris. But they would never fork out for that. He proclaims everywhere they go or whatever they do the best and most beautiful blah blah blah. It has no meaning anymore. He is a world class fool that one.
they do have a restaurant and a swimming pool etc. You can go full or half board there. It is one of the cheaper ones but still very nice. Certainly not the ‘best’ though as he says. He is probably trying to get them to pay for him to go back if he plugs it enough.
Thats exactly what he will be trying to do, but dont think Disney would fall for that or else there will be such a backlash about it as there is many more people worth getting a free trip than that lot of dumplings saying its the best Disney Hotel, but Chris is not a far travelled person although he would like to make out he is and thats why when he goes to a hotel he says the same thing every time "the best hotel and