Transcript of Creepy's Instagram story
You don't have to be a genius to detect deception in every bloody sentence. I recommend reading it with a tiny little violin playing the background...
"Yo what's up guys? Sorry this is so late, we literally took absolutely ages getting out the airport because there was a technical issue getting off the plane, so we couldn't get off the plane on time. There was also a technical issue leaving the airport in Lanzarote so got us back into Manchester a little bit later than normal. We've only just got back to the meet and greet car park and our car isn't actually in the car park where it's supposed to be- so when you come to Manchester airport you have a meet and greet erm car parking arrangement, you park your car, somebody else drives it to a storage place whilst you're away, and they bring it back for when you're back in the country and you arrive so it's at the door of the airport ready to go, and you jet off straight home and that's it, job done. Our car, for some reason, the booking was... there was like an error with the booking so they didn't realise our car was due back tonight, so our car's not actually back here, we've got to wait about half an hour for our car to get back. So long story short, we've been super delayed at every stage getting home today, and before we can even get the vlog live we've got to get home, and it's going to be like well after 11pm when we get home, so we're gonna just basically call it a night for tonight and upload this vlog that's supposed to go up tonight tomorrow night as normal. So no vlog going up tonight guys, gonna be back up tomorrow night as normal with the vlog that was gonna go up tonight and then we'll just carry on as normal from there. So I'm so so sorry for all of you guys that have been waiting for the vlog tonight, so so sorry, absolutely completely and utterly out of our hands, there's nothing else we can do about it. Don't wanna have to upload it at midnight, I don't think that anybody is gonna still be up watching it at midnight anyway, and for those of you that don't live in the UK and will be up at midnight watching, I'm so so sorry that it will not be going up tonight, but it will be back up tomorrow night at 5pm as normal. Thank you so much for your patience, thank you so much for coming on this journey with us, and we will see you all tomorrow night, 5 o'clock. Goodnight guys."