Not done a vlog rundown in a fair few days, as not watched the tit show. But here we go...
- "I'm feeling down about myself but that's a story for another day". Will we get another lazy rant, because she's read what we've been saying on here. Sorry Sarah, but it's the truth. You eat so much tit and have piled on the weight. Whether that's comfort eating to cover up the fact your husband is a creep, or whether you just have zero self control... You need to do something about it before you end up with type 2 diabetes. (Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind)
- Someone ate all her cereal. To be fair, Sarah, it's the only piece of America Chris can get that won't result in him starring on "banged up abroad".
- Sooooooper excited for this "Pr-oh-ject". Probably just going to be something totally copycat-like. In my line of business, we tend to have a lot of them. I can imagine Lazy being the same.
- Oh, the dungarees that she said would be huge actually fit Jace. Now she's placing orders for more (by placing orders, I mean showing a picture of what she likes and eagerly awaiting a PO Box delivery of the goods).
- I don't think I've ever seen them take Prinny for a walk.
- I need therapy. I actually agree with Sarah on something. I think baby shoes are pointless too. I'm so sorry Tattle. I've let you all down.
- Office spaces... Really? Just convert your dining room. You never use it anyway. Very interested in this "pr-OH-ject" now. My guess would be clothing. Maybe with vinyl on (this is what I actually do for a living, and have made very successful). This would explain why she follows all the random accounts she follows. Getting ideas to copy.
- Confirmation that the garage is full of "bits and bats".
- Creepy out "filming for his video" again. Apparently he's a perfectionist. Anyone care to list the amount of times he cocked up the vlog (adding in the same clip twice, leaving bad footage in the vlog, I could go on and on)...
- They're trying hard to edit out the massive amounts of clutter and crap around. Their kitchen is a bomb site, and they use the coffee table as a landfill site.
- Don't worry, Jace. I'd cry too if I had to look at that woman all day.
- Where was the salad? Just looked like beige food with a few tomatoes and grapes.
- Buying herself more alcohol. She doesn't drink very often. Seems to be drinking daily since she gave birth to Jace. May was the last time she had a drink apparently... If you're going to lie, at least make it believable Sarah.
- What time are they going blackberry picking? Why did they not save that for tomorrow? Seems so weird to drag the kids out so late. But it's something they do best.
- Isla pointing out random berries thinking they were blackberries. Can tell she doesn't consume much fruit.
I didn't watch the last 4 minutes, because I got that bored.