I was going to comment last night, but got distracted with other things. So here goes...
The vlog. That bloody vlog.
- Isla and Esme going to the shower blocks alone. I'm sorry, but no. Not when you're in a foreign country. Just no.
- Isla strolling in with a lollipop before she'd eaten breakfast. Sarah trying to justify an unhealthy lunchtime breakfast. Just stop, you Jeremy Kyle show tramp... Those children should have been eating way before midday. You should be getting up with your children way before midday (at least one of you lazy parents should anyway). Those poor kids.
- Isla, aged 7, being left in a foreign holiday camp park on her own whilst Sarah went and checked on the replacement slave doing the washing up (who was also left on her own to begin with). What the hell is wrong with you?!
- Another fucking swimming pool. Those kids are missing out on seeing so much of the world. They keep saying how clever Isla is. Isla proved that she loves to learn when talking about the buildings in Barcelona. They say her mind is like a sponge. Why wouldn't they encourage that by taking her to see the local areas they stop in? They are shit parents.
- Jace in that sleep suit for how many days running now? Again, lazy parenting. But they don't even wash themselves, let alone their kids.
- In the supermarket trolleys again. Making themselves look like trailer trash - which the parents most certainly are.
- I'm not going to even talk about the bloody meteor stuff. Chris thinking he's Buzz Aldrin or something. Numpty. However, Sarah was ruining a perfect family moment there, by having the camera out talking to ifam rather than engaging with the family time. Another reason why they should give up the camera.
And now, I have to talk about poor Isabelle. I can see it now. All week Sarah will be (out of pure jealousy) saying how much they miss Isabelle and how much (LOL) Isabelle is missing out on. When Isabelle returns, this will be said:
"Isabelle had an ok time but she much prefers being on OUR holiday"
I don't know why Sarah is doing what she is doing. Is it out of worry of losing Isabelle? (I so hope she moves out of the family home as soon as she is able to, and lives an amazing life without vile parents). Is it because she's had to look after the girls and actually be a parent for once? Is it because she's jealous of Isabelle (which we know for certain she is and always has been).
Whatever it is, I feel so bad for her.
To summarise - Chris Ingham is still a dirty unwashed creep with a water fetish and most definitely a black eye. Sarah Ingham is the laziest, most jealous, nasty woman I've ever set eyes on. Both together, they are shit parents that belong in the gutter for ruining those kids.