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thegreencow
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Letting Isabelle go to the cinema is hopefully the start of more freedom. We have given the Minghams so much help recently. We should write a book. What do you think guys?
Ellerious
Active member
Unless youre 16 .. then Chris will send you a personalised series of messages for free
String Man
VIP Member
Message for the Inghams re: the £20 personalised messages:
EDIT: I've been waiting for days to use it since I found that meme
EDIT: I've been waiting for days to use it since I found that meme
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Whatyadoin’
Active member
Have done. I know her. She wasn’t aware. She is now x
Watched today's vlog (first in ages).....sooooo many questions.....
Did her mirrored sunglasses come free with the holiday? If she's not contracted to be wearing them then I'm sorry but there's no excuse. It's annoying seeing his reflection and all the camera paraphernalia reflected in them, not to mention the fact that they're bloody ugly glasses. Maybe she wears them so Creepy can't see her eye-rolling and dirty looks in his direction?
Why did the Water Park not chuck him out for his incessant woohoooooooing? Is he afraid that it may not come across as a very lot of fun unless he's making those dimwit noises all the time?
Why is Isla wearing that denim jacket all the time? At the water park people were walking past in just their swimwear - she must've been boiling. Issy seems to have hers on a lot too.....in that heat?
That tribute to Uncle Mike was a bit random and stuck in the middle of the vlog like that (surely would've been better to close the vlog). He's trying to have a serious, poignant moment then it cuts to him in his chav gear, dressed like one of those hand car-wash people that accost you in the supermarket car-park and he's talking like an absolute dickhead, discussing the deep and meaningful topic of their after-dinner drinks.....
Why is he taking the piss out of Issy for apparently mispronouncing the foreign-named cocktails when he talks like an imbecile and can't even pronounce English words properly half the time? Was he a bit tipsy already? He sounded like a moron.
He tells us that they "got sandcastles" at the beach......does he mean they were there, already pre-made, and he picked them up and took them away as a memento? Sandcastle are made, Creepy, not got. I'm surprised that he didn't vlog himself trampling down the sandcastles like a weirdo on the rampage, as they left the beach (accompanied by even more "woohooooo"s). He seems the type.
Was there nobody else in the hotel dining room for dinner? Have they been told that they're only allowed the leftovers after everyone else has eaten and gone?
And Lazy, the nasty mother-sucker, doing that impression of Jace sucking away at his hands etc....She looked like a scabby, bottom-feeding fish sucking on an aquarium wall. He's probably starving and dehydrated while her trout pout is sucking away on a "mo-jeeeto". Just vile.
Did her mirrored sunglasses come free with the holiday? If she's not contracted to be wearing them then I'm sorry but there's no excuse. It's annoying seeing his reflection and all the camera paraphernalia reflected in them, not to mention the fact that they're bloody ugly glasses. Maybe she wears them so Creepy can't see her eye-rolling and dirty looks in his direction?
Why did the Water Park not chuck him out for his incessant woohoooooooing? Is he afraid that it may not come across as a very lot of fun unless he's making those dimwit noises all the time?
Why is Isla wearing that denim jacket all the time? At the water park people were walking past in just their swimwear - she must've been boiling. Issy seems to have hers on a lot too.....in that heat?
That tribute to Uncle Mike was a bit random and stuck in the middle of the vlog like that (surely would've been better to close the vlog). He's trying to have a serious, poignant moment then it cuts to him in his chav gear, dressed like one of those hand car-wash people that accost you in the supermarket car-park and he's talking like an absolute dickhead, discussing the deep and meaningful topic of their after-dinner drinks.....
Why is he taking the piss out of Issy for apparently mispronouncing the foreign-named cocktails when he talks like an imbecile and can't even pronounce English words properly half the time? Was he a bit tipsy already? He sounded like a moron.
He tells us that they "got sandcastles" at the beach......does he mean they were there, already pre-made, and he picked them up and took them away as a memento? Sandcastle are made, Creepy, not got. I'm surprised that he didn't vlog himself trampling down the sandcastles like a weirdo on the rampage, as they left the beach (accompanied by even more "woohooooo"s). He seems the type.
Was there nobody else in the hotel dining room for dinner? Have they been told that they're only allowed the leftovers after everyone else has eaten and gone?
And Lazy, the nasty mother-sucker, doing that impression of Jace sucking away at his hands etc....She looked like a scabby, bottom-feeding fish sucking on an aquarium wall. He's probably starving and dehydrated while her trout pout is sucking away on a "mo-jeeeto". Just vile.
JustHereForTheAgriculture
VIP Member
Ignore it?
More like reply with snappy comments, post vague ‘ugh da haterz’ stories on Instagram stories and devote vlog time to rants about every little thing.
The only things that woman ignores is her hungry baby and her husband’s attempted extra marital activities.
youtubewatcher303
Well-known member
Lazy will start off the vlog complaining that Jace wouldn't let her sleep. Creepy will then get back from the school run and ramble about absolutely nothing. Later they'll go shopping for bits and bats (but not groceries) and zoom in on Jace napping saying he's being a good boy. Then it'll be time to pick boo boo up. Then later Creepy will pick up Issie and Esme and they will go to Morrisons for something for dinner - because why be prepared when you can do it last minute. Lazy will then prepare said boxed/packaged meal and claim she did it from scratch. At some point there will be Issie cam where she discusses how she does the most basic and mundane tasks (example: "this is how I put on slippers, and then I will pack my school bag for tomorrow, and then I will look out the window"). Then either Creepy will end the vlog with a greasy close-up of his face/neck rash or Lazy will end it with a nice jee-you-see coldsore smooooch!
Sorry if you just threw up in your mouth a little.
Sorry if you just threw up in your mouth a little.
The pilot things kills me
I met Chris when I was 16 (14 years ago!) and this was his story then, pilot AND a doctor! When in fact he was a luggage handler at LBA!The Eskimo
Chatty Member
That wasp was harassing them. Put it in the dossier.
Not only is she starting to look a lot older but it’s time somebody told her that she should have stopped eating for two after Jace was born.
Youtubegossip
VIP Member
It just absolutely blows my mind that he’s found one women that will sleep with him never mind several. Gives me the heaves
thegreencow
VIP Member
The 'accident' clickbait was Esme stood on a wasp. A woman flicked it out with her phone apparently. Funny that Sarah tried to make out that she was a member of the ifam. Put the camera away Chris you nonce.
Sarah describing Esme as a 'soldier who had just been shot' was completely disgusting and unacceptable.
Sarah describing Esme as a 'soldier who had just been shot' was completely disgusting and unacceptable.
Dontspillthemilk
VIP Member
You guys are doing overtime tonight
Highlandcow
VIP Member
Those T shirts were such bad quality when he pulled the first one out the pack and showed us the back you could see the transfer all the way through it must be tracing paper thin and that hoodie was like cardboard.
Plus why he so ugly tho?!
Plus why he so ugly tho?!
The Eskimo
Chatty Member
Wash your mouth out! He ain’t doing another test, foooo. He’s a pilot for crying out loud. He’ll just get his special pilot badge out and flash his ‘Young Hollywood’ million dollar smile.