The sad fact of the matter there is that they probably would get more views if they just wheeled around a shortle monstrosity instead of a real life clickbait baby - a perfectly cute, unfussy, unthirsty, undemanding insta-baby with no Midwife, Health Visitor or Social Services breathing down your neck. All the photo opportunities without any of the hassle. Missed a trick there, Creepy & Lazy. Hindsight....what a wonderful gift (a bit like being blessed with a beautiful real life baby boy of your own )Ingham Family 32: Shortle’s dolls are scary & fake but dolls don’t give us the clicks we crave; we had a baby to bring in the views - wait, he needs feeding? uh oh - bad news
It’s exactly like the Christmas jumper/elf costume “set up”So Isabelle got her own back on Chris tonight I bet he was horrified bet she got a right telling off later but good for her she had guts what she planning next this will be interesting
Well I probably subconsciously dreamed that phrase up after seeing your profile pic once too many times, so you only have your self to blame! What a grim thought though. Now I'm imagining a sweaty, stubbly, rash like on his face and neck.Actually snorted at that (but the subconscious image will haunt my dreams)
You may have a point there. The outfit was stupid but not redonculously so.It’s exactly like the Christmas jumper/elf costume “set up”
1000000000% picked out, paid for and planned by Chris himself so the ifam think he’s so funny and such a good sport.
And Because they have ZERO content.
I was going to ask if that was a Mary Shortle design but then decided I was being redonculous.....it's far too plain and unfussy to be one of hers. (I'm thinking lace-trimmed shaft, diamante embellished tip and then the whole thing trussed up with ribbon like a Christmas turkey!)I suspect that if Isabelle had free range she'd have opted for this 'beanie' for Chris.
Why would she contemplate taking such a young baby to the cinema anyway?! That’s what I call ridonculas!Another example of what an inconvenience a newborn is was when Sarah said she wanted to see the movie Dumbo (I think it was in the vlog from the theme park) but she can't because it's too loud for Jace.
Silly woman. Doesn't she know that she only has to look in a mirror to get her very own VIP private screening of Dumbo?
More practically, she isn't chained to Jace. If she really wanted to she could leave him with Chris or Granny Gremlin for 2 hours.
Because It fucking pains me to think two humans would seriously be putting their baby in danger (in the manner implied on the vlogs) I’m leaning more and more towards them dragging out a “struggling baby/mummy” storyline so Sarah can 1) have some sort of post natal breakdown 2) stop breastfeeding and get maximum sympathy 3) click bait the crap out of the possibility Jace might need to go to the hospital.There’s been a lot of emphasis on Sarah feeding Jace in the last few vlogs yet he’s barely put on any weight (again).
How can somebody be feeding a child so often yet he doesn’t gain any significant weight from it?
Like people here have said, she’s either lying or something is wrong. I really hope it’s not the latter
Just a thought if rubbing your cold sores and rubbing your breast can that be a cause of mastitis? Could the baby catch something?I can totally see why everyone is extra pissed off after watching Saturday's vlog.
Not sure if anyone has mentioned already but it opened with a close up of Creepy's Disney World mug as he made a brew. It's apparently called the "Wish I Was There" mug, with a postcard design. A coincidence? I think not! Oh he thinks he's such a clever, witty boy but this unhappy camper (and failed pilot in training?!!) can't even take his knobbly, knocking knees down to Butlins at the moment, let alone the U.S. of A, the poor downtrodden has-been. Oh how the mighty ballbag has fallen!
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Then he's dicking about dressed up like a knobby (but very un "heee-larious") Borat type character in dodgy, uncoordinated clobber and we're all supposed to piss our pants laughing at how "reeee-donculous" he is. Ok whatever.
Sarah acts like that poor baby is such a hindrance. Oh diddums - she wasn't able to go to the milkshake bar with them because she had to wait in for the Midwife......well newsflash, you spiteful cow, it doesn't look like Jace is getting his promised visits to the 'milk bar' either and you don't really seem all that bothered about him missing out. How dare she sigh and whinge about the way he keeps falling asleep and waking up (wtf never heard a Mum complain of that before - he's a baby ffs) and calling him a "fussy little monster" too. A new baby is hard work and tiring and all that but she clearly doesn't seem interested in even trying to begin to understand his needs and put him first.
And as for that fookin coldsore....I'm not even dissing the fact that she has one but I'm sick of seeing her rubbing her scabs whilst the germ-ridden lazy creature is supposedly tending to her baby. She's the one that needs to wear friggin' scratch mittens, not Jace, and the end of this vlog saw her having a particularly good old stroke of her scales and scabs.... She really is something else.
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