CROSSING THE ATLANTIC OCEAN ROAD (Atlanterhavsveien) | WINTER VAN LIFE NORWAY
Creepstopher starts the vlog. They’ve woken up in Ålesund. His mouth is not working. It’s beautiful. There are two Park for the Night stops. They went to a 5* rural one on the other end of the island but there was no signal. They had to go back to the other one, which was free parking outside of a stadium. They had a friend on the other side of the road. They almost got blown away by severe gales and torrential rain. Creepstopher has never felt the van sway so much. The weather is poo. They have changed the plan of travelling right up to the Arctic Corcle. The weather in Ålesund is skirting above 0° but it’s melted the snow on the west coast. The route has changed and they’re heading back inland and may skip across to another country to get up to the Arctic Circle. They’ve come up with a different route with the help of some travellers. It will be long and snowy but good.
Creepstopher shows us the stadium. There is a motorhome show there in a couple of weeks. Their plan was to go up to the Atlantic Highway - one of the most picturesque roads in the world. They need good weather and no wind for the drone. They hope it brightens up but if not they’ll do it tomorrow. They need to get some laundry done so might get a campsite. Creepstopher wants a long hot shower. Lazy is always scared it’s going to leak and you have to be careful where you splash about.
Driving. Funeral music. Ferry. It’s a triple, three times they have got to the port justas the boat pulls in. Big Frank is back. The pain is right up there. Big Frank is on the lip and his wife Freda is on the philtrum. Creepstopher less than convincingly says “I feel so bad for ye”. Isla said she knows where the Big Frank treatments were. Lazy wishes she knew that yesterday as you have to do it when you feel the tingle. Creepstopher finds the multipack rolo. They will stretch their legs on the ferry. Creepstopher shows us around the ferry.
Driving. They’re about to cross the Atlantic Highway. Lazy is going to drive so Creepstopher can drone. She points her sausage finger at the bridge in the distance. Driving and drone. tit hip hop song, probably a My NotForever track.
Isabelle is stressed. The x-box is updating. Attempts to get Mila to say please. Esme and Isla are playing Roblox. Esme is scared. Creepstopher has gone to get a shower and put washing on. They’ve been on the road for almost two weeks and they’ve accumulated a lot of washing in an Ikea bag in the roof box. Lazy is making a tuna pasta bake. Esme likes a lot of cheese so she always grates it so she can take her share first.
Footage of Mila. Her socks are filthy from the boat as she wouldn’t put her shoes on. Lazy gives her an x-box remote as her and Jace love playing with them. She never responds to Lazy when she’s holding the camera. She seems to zone out as Lazy tells her not to throw the controller. Mila is genuinely so clever. Singing of Twinkle Twinkle and the ABC song. Lazy’s singing makes me feel nauseous.
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Creepstopher starts the vlog. They’ve woken up in Ålesund. His mouth is not working. It’s beautiful. There are two Park for the Night stops. They went to a 5* rural one on the other end of the island but there was no signal. They had to go back to the other one, which was free parking outside of a stadium. They had a friend on the other side of the road. They almost got blown away by severe gales and torrential rain. Creepstopher has never felt the van sway so much. The weather is poo. They have changed the plan of travelling right up to the Arctic Corcle. The weather in Ålesund is skirting above 0° but it’s melted the snow on the west coast. The route has changed and they’re heading back inland and may skip across to another country to get up to the Arctic Circle. They’ve come up with a different route with the help of some travellers. It will be long and snowy but good.
Creepstopher shows us the stadium. There is a motorhome show there in a couple of weeks. Their plan was to go up to the Atlantic Highway - one of the most picturesque roads in the world. They need good weather and no wind for the drone. They hope it brightens up but if not they’ll do it tomorrow. They need to get some laundry done so might get a campsite. Creepstopher wants a long hot shower. Lazy is always scared it’s going to leak and you have to be careful where you splash about.
Driving. Funeral music. Ferry. It’s a triple, three times they have got to the port justas the boat pulls in. Big Frank is back. The pain is right up there. Big Frank is on the lip and his wife Freda is on the philtrum. Creepstopher less than convincingly says “I feel so bad for ye”. Isla said she knows where the Big Frank treatments were. Lazy wishes she knew that yesterday as you have to do it when you feel the tingle. Creepstopher finds the multipack rolo. They will stretch their legs on the ferry. Creepstopher shows us around the ferry.
Driving. They’re about to cross the Atlantic Highway. Lazy is going to drive so Creepstopher can drone. She points her sausage finger at the bridge in the distance. Driving and drone. tit hip hop song, probably a My NotForever track.
Isabelle is stressed. The x-box is updating. Attempts to get Mila to say please. Esme and Isla are playing Roblox. Esme is scared. Creepstopher has gone to get a shower and put washing on. They’ve been on the road for almost two weeks and they’ve accumulated a lot of washing in an Ikea bag in the roof box. Lazy is making a tuna pasta bake. Esme likes a lot of cheese so she always grates it so she can take her share first.
Footage of Mila. Her socks are filthy from the boat as she wouldn’t put her shoes on. Lazy gives her an x-box remote as her and Jace love playing with them. She never responds to Lazy when she’s holding the camera. She seems to zone out as Lazy tells her not to throw the controller. Mila is genuinely so clever. Singing of Twinkle Twinkle and the ABC song. Lazy’s singing makes me feel nauseous.
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. They don’t even bloody start packing till the night before they go away , we’ve seen that’s the case time and time again 
