Lazy’s long lost twin, one’s a right bitch the other’s a sea witch. Can you spot the difference?
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VonSharkington
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#23 From Lazy’s Womb to the Nursery of Doom, poor baby Ingham... your Daddy likes to groom
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Highlandcow
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No situation ? ok hun, you've got over 1m subscribers on YouTube but not one company wanted to gift you a pram or cot and you're forever banned from Summer in the city, k hun.
Oh and you can't go on Twitter because it's a warzone, and lets not forget the sussex police CONFIRMED your grubby wee husband sent those texts ?
Oh and you can't go on Twitter because it's a warzone, and lets not forget the sussex police CONFIRMED your grubby wee husband sent those texts ?
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She passed her test yesterday so today she is vlogging and driving while looking directly in to the camera!! How fucking dangerous!!
Guacamole123
Chatty Member
Minor comment. But Sarah got in from her test about 2:30 and went straight to pick Isla up. Doesn’t really give much time to ring the insurance company and change Sarah from having learners insurance on the mini to having full insurance, does it??
JustHereForTheAgriculture
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And still manage to do all the ‘jobs’ around the house that keep Sarah and Chris super super busy all day, before/after work and don’t complain half as much as those two.
But no. None of that. All the neighbours, who are all good friends of theirs who invite them over for barbecues, were all home at 2:30 in the day and were so impressed with Sarah’s hard work and determination that they all came out and applauded as she drove off in her obnoxious pink car on her first solo drive.
Yes. That all happened.
thatoneyoutubefan
Member
If you watched the vlog last night - sarah said something about looking like a meatball.... it got me thinking
GeorgiaLucy
Active member
I remember back when Jess first released the messages from Chris, one of the fans biggest argument that it couldn't be from him was that the messages spelled the word 'tonne', the American version, instead of 'ton' the English version and Chris is not American. Well, it looks like Chris has spelt it the same American version again on the Ifam store Instagram, there is no doubt in mine (and most of our) minds that Chris sent all those messages and it might seem tedious to pull up stuff like this but there are still so many who believe he's innocent and I can't even think of one way they can say it wasn't him who sent them, especially now.
I also noticed at the end of the vlog when Sarah announced the winner, her name ended in Dixon, which is Sarah's maiden name, the name of all her family members, so that's either an insane coincidence or the more likely answer is she is picking family members to win her competitions!
I also noticed at the end of the vlog when Sarah announced the winner, her name ended in Dixon, which is Sarah's maiden name, the name of all her family members, so that's either an insane coincidence or the more likely answer is she is picking family members to win her competitions!
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leni18
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No situation never has been, OK if never has been why the hell no video, if no situation why go into hiding and leave your home, if no situation why was he in newspapers, if no situation why is his name plastered all over twitter, if no situation why was you dropped from your agent, if no situation why did fizz family stop your meet up and delete all ties with you, why have sponsers stopped working with you, why did Alfie deyes reach out to you then pubilcy make a statement? Big question why did leah as good as admit it on Instagram??, no situation hey lazy? Think there's so many unanswered questions but then ££££s are worth more than family values, honesty and truth.
What’s really beginning to eff me off is the defence that “oh she consented/she’s above the age of consent”. Nah, messaging a minor (a child by the law’s definition) is still disgusting. So I truly don’t want to hear any of their sicko fans trying to defend that utter twat (excuse my language) for messaging a child. If you truly think a grown ass adult man, father of 3-4 should be messaging children (which Jess is, by law), then you’re sick and have no place in any normal society. Morality and legality are two vastly different things, and you fall down a slippery slope if your morality is only defined by legality.
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YoYo
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I'd just like to thank those of you who quoted it so the rest of us get to read it!
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DramaLlama
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I've come to the conclusion that Sarah didn't stay with Chris for the money, she stayed because she was lazy.
If she'd have left him after the allegations came out, she could have easily come back and continued without him...after all, the majority of 'ifam' tune in to see the girls, not her and Chris. She'd have found new management, or the old lot may have taken her back. The sponsorships wouldn't have dried up, she'd have had support and sympathy from other women and would no doubt have been able to build up Sarah Says enough to get a few freebies for the baby. More importantly her children wouldn't have been subject to being shouted at in the street like this. They wouldn't have had to watch their backs every time they went on holiday.
I know Chris edits, but Sarah could have outsourced that or learned herself. I'm sure if she had explained, her ifam would forgive her a little bit of dodgy editing for a bit, while she got to grips with it.
Instead, she chose to stay with a man who clearly has no respect for her, to let her children have to put up with abuse from strangers and for what? So she doesn't have to get up to do the school run, or clean her house by herself? It's all simply because she's too lazy to do things for herself. Be a mother and put your children first for Christ's Sake woman! They are more important than your channel.
Rant over, lol!
If she'd have left him after the allegations came out, she could have easily come back and continued without him...after all, the majority of 'ifam' tune in to see the girls, not her and Chris. She'd have found new management, or the old lot may have taken her back. The sponsorships wouldn't have dried up, she'd have had support and sympathy from other women and would no doubt have been able to build up Sarah Says enough to get a few freebies for the baby. More importantly her children wouldn't have been subject to being shouted at in the street like this. They wouldn't have had to watch their backs every time they went on holiday.
I know Chris edits, but Sarah could have outsourced that or learned herself. I'm sure if she had explained, her ifam would forgive her a little bit of dodgy editing for a bit, while she got to grips with it.
Instead, she chose to stay with a man who clearly has no respect for her, to let her children have to put up with abuse from strangers and for what? So she doesn't have to get up to do the school run, or clean her house by herself? It's all simply because she's too lazy to do things for herself. Be a mother and put your children first for Christ's Sake woman! They are more important than your channel.
Rant over, lol!
No no no no no no no no
Controversial opinion post!!!!
Hate me all you want but seriously naked bumps, naked kids trying to reach back up to you actual womb ?
Your dog sitting beside you fanny with a winter cardigan and naked tummy ? wtf you doing ??
Not even mentioning That freaky couples mild porno.
Put it away ??
And don’t get me started on “tasteful” breastfeeding pictures.
Keep in in the family or keep it in your top.
Just my opinion. When you’re target audience are closer to the age of the child in your womb just keep it in the family ??
Controversial opinion post!!!!
Hate me all you want but seriously naked bumps, naked kids trying to reach back up to you actual womb ?
Your dog sitting beside you fanny with a winter cardigan and naked tummy ? wtf you doing ??
Not even mentioning That freaky couples mild porno.
Put it away ??
And don’t get me started on “tasteful” breastfeeding pictures.
Keep in in the family or keep it in your top.
Just my opinion. When you’re target audience are closer to the age of the child in your womb just keep it in the family ??
SarahGard83
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Just seen this
