REACTIONS TO ARRIVING HOME AFTER 9 WEEKS ON THE ROAD!
Today will be a very drivey vlog. They'll be sat in the van all day long. Lazy is joking, they're making their way to the Euro Tunnel. Driving time lapse.
Creepy tells us that Lazy and the kids are in the UK Border Terminal building. The rules have changed since they were last there in 2019. Everyone is checked by French border control, then the driver is checked at UK border control. You pull over and they inspect campervans/motorhomes to check you're not smuggling anything. Everyone else has to go to the UK Border terminal building to have their passports checked. If you're going to the Euro Tunnel, make sure you have extra time as it takes longer. Everyone has gone to use the toilet and then they're leaving Europe behind.
I'm sorry, where exactly does he think the UK is? Florida? Timbuktu? Mexico? Asia? THE UK IS STILL A PART OF THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE YOU STUPID FOOL!!! It's bittersweet for Creepy as he could live in the van full time as he loves van life. The trip has been the best of Creepy's life, and he's so grateful for Lazy and the kids being "down with it" and going with him.
Did they have any choice? He's thankful for everyone being so accepting and Lazy is now a complete van life convert. She's talking about going again next year to new and unforeseen places. Creepy is excited to get home, see Prinny and his parents. Lazy returns, with the kids in tow, screeching about how long the journey was and how her time was taken up with Jace and Mila so they couldn't film anything. Isabelle spots some rabbits and then Creepy says they need to go and get on the train.
Lazy tells us they were taken into a room at the terminal whilst Creepy was taken aside to have the van checked. Lazy wasn't sure what they were going to do but the lady looked at the passports and said hello to the kids. It's just to check the passport and photo. Driving footage onto the train. On the train Lazy excitedly screeches that they're in the tunnel and going home.
So much for loving vanlifing. It feels like 2 days ago they were in a car park, Lazy asked what they should do tomorrow and Creepy said they should go home. They all started laughing but he was being genuine because they have vlogmas; there were a few other reasons but that was the main one. They want to get back to real time and now they are. Two days ago they were in the Switzerland car park and now they'll be in England in half an hour. Isabelle is sad the trip is over but excited to get home. They didn't vlog today because they've been driving all day. It was all motorway so there was nothing to film. It was testing for Lazy as she had to entertain Jace and Mila the whole way. She asks Creepy is the Christmas tree is going up in the morning but he says no. Lazy and the girls are keen so that's a yes then. Creepy has Mila on his lap watching baby sensory. They drive off the train.
The Inghams are finally home. The girls are very excited. Jace has no idea where they are and Lazy has made him close his eyes for the "secret".
Why should arriving home be a bloody surprise/secret for him? They enter through the bifold door and Creepy says it smells like a brand new house. The girls are so happy to be home and Isla runs off in the direction of the sofa.
I'm pretty sure Isla is wearing the 1 Million ifam hoodie. Shame they won't ever be releasing any 2 Million Ifam hoodies. Jace opens his eyes and looks around. He just woke up but is now excited. Isla takes his hand and they run towards the Grand Marble Staircase. They find a dead spider next to the playroom. Creepy excitedly points out the pile of mail dumped on the floor and laughs. They walk around together, seemingly giving Jace a house tour, probably because he has no idea where the hell he is. Isabelle has to keep reminding him its their house. The kids excitedly enter the playroom and Creepy woohoos.
How sad that the most genuinely excited they've been in months is arriving to their own home, which they moved into several months ago. The girls aren't even this excited on their birthdays or at Christmas. The house feels huge to Lazy. Esme runs off because she wants to use the toilet first and Isabelle follows her up the stairs.
Creep feels like they've just moved in and Lazy doesn't feel like they've been away for long. They all keep going on about the house smells brand new. Creepy has missed the house. Lazy laughs about how Mila has spent most of her life in the van. Creepy wooos. Jace is running around the living room with a huge grin on his face, having the time of his life and clearly relieved to be in the warmth.
Lazy helps Jace up the stairs whilst she has Mila in one arm. Creepy is too busy filming to care. Isla says her room feels massive. She shows us her secret snack drawer in her desk, which Creepy says is disgusting and needs to be cleared out. Lazy cackles in the background. The other girls invite themselves into her room and Jace is already making a grab for Isla's toys. Isabelle tells us that whenever they get home from holiday, she and Esme race each other to the toilet. It felt weird to go into their rooms. Esme says her room felt cosy. Time to go and see Jace's room. The girls say the carpet feels nice.
Jace runs in screeching and clearly happy to see his toy monkey, which Isabelle volunteers to lift him up to see. Jace doesn't want to be picked up and Isabelle respect his answer so takes the monkey off the rope and brings down to him. Lazy has already pointed at the reading corner and he's off. Isla tells Creepy she is happy to have her toy rabbit back but he ignores her and heads over to film Jace. Esme wants the house to smell like it does forever. Lazy says they were talking about what they were excited for on the way home. She was excited to have a bath, she and Isabelle get to starfish in their beds and Creepy is excited to use his Bissell.
Lazy says her bedroom smells like newborn Mila, which makes her sad. It's a mix of talcum powder and oil. They're ending the vlog but first she turns the tap on. Lazy has been dreaming about having a proper deep bath for a month.
How do you think the kids felt then, you selfish witch? Isabelle is exited to walk on carpet. Lazy can't wait to wake up in the morning and Esme has found her LOL Dolls. Jace keeps talking about his 'new' toys. Isabelle ends the vlog.
Lazy can't end the vlog like it just was. She's had a bath, although there isn't much hot water because everyone wants baths. She found her onesie and wondered why she didn't take her it with her when it has a zip on it. She looked in the mirror and
it cracked realised she had it on back to front.
Lazy is sat in her nursing home chair. Isla is wearing a fancy dress outfit and says she's wearing it tomorrow Isla got the dress for World Book Day but it was Harry Potter themed so she didn't get to wear it. She tells Lazy it's size 7-8.
Lazy, take this as a huge hint that your child wants to go back to school. Anyway, Lazy wants tomorrow to be a fresh start. It's Christmas time and they need to decorate the house. She wants no talk of the trip in the vlogs.
Oh dear, sounds like she hated the whole thing. Lots of people have been asking her about living in a van so she's going to do a separate vlog on it. This has been her favourite Euro trip and is right up there with the Maldives and Lapland. They've laughed and cried together and seen amazing things. Lazy wants to thank us for watching and enjoying the vlog. The final few minutes of the vlog are the usual montage of the trip.
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