The Ingham Family #202 I've got my tree up Sarah

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Klp86

Active member
tbh when my adult teeth came in they looked like this but i wasnt allowed braces til i lost all my baby teeth.. might be different now ( it was 20+ years ago) dentist cant do anything atm id say.
Still the same (at least with an NHS dentist, don't know about private) my daughter is 10 and we've been told she will need braces but they won't do anything while she still has baby teeth.
 

Sunseeker

Well-known member
poor girl looks like she has an overbite
My daughter's teeth look similar. She had a brace fitted today and she is almost 15. We have been on the waiting list for over three years, lockdown didn't help. They wouldn't do them when we seen them when she was 10, wouldn't even entertain the idea. I suspect we could have got them privately but we don't have that kind of money like the set for life Minghams.
 

Tilly Kister

Chatty Member
The poor girl probably needs braces . Wait is that a thing in the UK ? . Sorry I live in the USA so I'm not sure how things work over there
Yes we're really very advanced.

Imagine being 16 and having to race your sister to the toilet and thinking its hilarious.
Also how long has she had them trousers on?
I make it at least three weeks.
 

Joris Bobson

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REACTIONS TO ARRIVING HOME AFTER 9 WEEKS ON THE ROAD!

Today will be a very drivey vlog. They'll be sat in the van all day long. Lazy is joking, they're making their way to the Euro Tunnel. Driving time lapse.

Creepy tells us that Lazy and the kids are in the UK Border Terminal building. The rules have changed since they were last there in 2019. Everyone is checked by French border control, then the driver is checked at UK border control. You pull over and they inspect campervans/motorhomes to check you're not smuggling anything. Everyone else has to go to the UK Border terminal building to have their passports checked. If you're going to the Euro Tunnel, make sure you have extra time as it takes longer. Everyone has gone to use the toilet and then they're leaving Europe behind. I'm sorry, where exactly does he think the UK is? Florida? Timbuktu? Mexico? Asia? THE UK IS STILL A PART OF THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE YOU STUPID FOOL!!! It's bittersweet for Creepy as he could live in the van full time as he loves van life. The trip has been the best of Creepy's life, and he's so grateful for Lazy and the kids being "down with it" and going with him. Did they have any choice? He's thankful for everyone being so accepting and Lazy is now a complete van life convert. She's talking about going again next year to new and unforeseen places. Creepy is excited to get home, see Prinny and his parents. Lazy returns, with the kids in tow, screeching about how long the journey was and how her time was taken up with Jace and Mila so they couldn't film anything. Isabelle spots some rabbits and then Creepy says they need to go and get on the train.

Lazy tells us they were taken into a room at the terminal whilst Creepy was taken aside to have the van checked. Lazy wasn't sure what they were going to do but the lady looked at the passports and said hello to the kids. It's just to check the passport and photo. Driving footage onto the train. On the train Lazy excitedly screeches that they're in the tunnel and going home. So much for loving vanlifing. It feels like 2 days ago they were in a car park, Lazy asked what they should do tomorrow and Creepy said they should go home. They all started laughing but he was being genuine because they have vlogmas; there were a few other reasons but that was the main one. They want to get back to real time and now they are. Two days ago they were in the Switzerland car park and now they'll be in England in half an hour. Isabelle is sad the trip is over but excited to get home. They didn't vlog today because they've been driving all day. It was all motorway so there was nothing to film. It was testing for Lazy as she had to entertain Jace and Mila the whole way. She asks Creepy is the Christmas tree is going up in the morning but he says no. Lazy and the girls are keen so that's a yes then. Creepy has Mila on his lap watching baby sensory. They drive off the train.

The Inghams are finally home. The girls are very excited. Jace has no idea where they are and Lazy has made him close his eyes for the "secret". Why should arriving home be a bloody surprise/secret for him? They enter through the bifold door and Creepy says it smells like a brand new house. The girls are so happy to be home and Isla runs off in the direction of the sofa. I'm pretty sure Isla is wearing the 1 Million ifam hoodie. Shame they won't ever be releasing any 2 Million Ifam hoodies. Jace opens his eyes and looks around. He just woke up but is now excited. Isla takes his hand and they run towards the Grand Marble Staircase. They find a dead spider next to the playroom. Creepy excitedly points out the pile of mail dumped on the floor and laughs. They walk around together, seemingly giving Jace a house tour, probably because he has no idea where the hell he is. Isabelle has to keep reminding him its their house. The kids excitedly enter the playroom and Creepy woohoos. How sad that the most genuinely excited they've been in months is arriving to their own home, which they moved into several months ago. The girls aren't even this excited on their birthdays or at Christmas. The house feels huge to Lazy. Esme runs off because she wants to use the toilet first and Isabelle follows her up the stairs.

Creep feels like they've just moved in and Lazy doesn't feel like they've been away for long. They all keep going on about the house smells brand new. Creepy has missed the house. Lazy laughs about how Mila has spent most of her life in the van. Creepy wooos. Jace is running around the living room with a huge grin on his face, having the time of his life and clearly relieved to be in the warmth.

Lazy helps Jace up the stairs whilst she has Mila in one arm. Creepy is too busy filming to care. Isla says her room feels massive. She shows us her secret snack drawer in her desk, which Creepy says is disgusting and needs to be cleared out. Lazy cackles in the background. The other girls invite themselves into her room and Jace is already making a grab for Isla's toys. Isabelle tells us that whenever they get home from holiday, she and Esme race each other to the toilet. It felt weird to go into their rooms. Esme says her room felt cosy. Time to go and see Jace's room. The girls say the carpet feels nice.

Jace runs in screeching and clearly happy to see his toy monkey, which Isabelle volunteers to lift him up to see. Jace doesn't want to be picked up and Isabelle respect his answer so takes the monkey off the rope and brings down to him. Lazy has already pointed at the reading corner and he's off. Isla tells Creepy she is happy to have her toy rabbit back but he ignores her and heads over to film Jace. Esme wants the house to smell like it does forever. Lazy says they were talking about what they were excited for on the way home. She was excited to have a bath, she and Isabelle get to starfish in their beds and Creepy is excited to use his Bissell.

Lazy says her bedroom smells like newborn Mila, which makes her sad. It's a mix of talcum powder and oil. They're ending the vlog but first she turns the tap on. Lazy has been dreaming about having a proper deep bath for a month. How do you think the kids felt then, you selfish bitch? Isabelle is exited to walk on carpet. Lazy can't wait to wake up in the morning and Esme has found her LOL Dolls. Jace keeps talking about his 'new' toys. Isabelle ends the vlog.

Lazy can't end the vlog like it just was. She's had a bath, although there isn't much hot water because everyone wants baths. She found her onesie and wondered why she didn't take her it with her when it has a zip on it. She looked in the mirror and it cracked realised she had it on back to front.

Lazy is sat in her nursing home chair. Isla is wearing a fancy dress outfit and says she's wearing it tomorrow Isla got the dress for World Book Day but it was Harry Potter themed so she didn't get to wear it. She tells Lazy it's size 7-8. Lazy, take this as a huge hint that your child wants to go back to school. Anyway, Lazy wants tomorrow to be a fresh start. It's Christmas time and they need to decorate the house. She wants no talk of the trip in the vlogs. Oh dear, sounds like she hated the whole thing. Lots of people have been asking her about living in a van so she's going to do a separate vlog on it. This has been her favourite Euro trip and is right up there with the Maldives and Lapland. They've laughed and cried together and seen amazing things. Lazy wants to thank us for watching and enjoying the vlog. The final few minutes of the vlog are the usual montage of the trip.

End of vlog

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How can there not be enough hot water? I have enough to run it all day
 

LadyGarden

Well-known member
Yuck! She really should have had a shower before she bathed. She must be manky and she would have been literally sitting in her own dirt 🤢
When you're as grubby as Sharon38 (and the rest of the family) it's the other way round.

Showers tend to remove the surface dirt/bacteria from a relatively clean body (someone who showers every 1-2 days), A soak in the bath opens up the pores and allows more ingrained dirt to come out so you should shower afterwards to rinse off.

I wonder if Sharon38's bath rings can tell her age, like when you cut down a tree ... (judging by her grubbiness I'm guessing Sharon is 138)
 

Tilly Kister

Chatty Member
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How bloody sad is this? Most girls their age would be leaping their phones and lappies to let their friends know they were home. Arranging to go out with them, giving their besties the little gifts they'd bought.

But these are the Ingham girls. They have no friends and their "holiday" was a monetised endurance test in a tin can full of reeking sewerage and stale body odours. So what they're most excited about is an empty house full of fresh air and their greatest desire is to use a clean toilet.
 

Spendalot

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How bloody sad is this? Most girls their age would be leaping their phones and lappies to let their friends know they were home. Arranging to go out with them, giving their besties the little gifts they'd bought.

But these are the Ingham girls. They have no friends and their "holiday" was a monetised endurance test in a tin can full of reeking sewerage and stale body odours. So what they're most excited about is an empty house full of fresh air and their greatest desire is to use a clean toilet.
Why did they even run to the top floor to use the bathroom. There's 2 loos downstairs 2 on the middle floor but they run past them to use the one on the top floor. If you need the loo surely you would just go to the one your closest to or am I being totally thick 🤔
 

fancybug32

New member
My daughter's teeth look similar. She had a brace fitted today and she is almost 15. We have been on the waiting list for over three years, lockdown didn't help. They wouldn't do them when we seen them when she was 10, wouldn't even entertain the idea. I suspect we could have got them privately but we don't have that kind of money like the set for life Minghams.
3 year wait ? . That is crazy ! . Like I said before I got mine when I was 10 but that was in the 90's way before the pandemic. I feel sorry for her. Do you think she is in any pain ?
 

Tilly Kister

Chatty Member
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Why did they even run to the top floor to use the bathroom. There's 2 loos downstairs 2 on the middle floor but they run past them to use the one on the top floor. If you need the loo surely you would just go to the one your closest to or am I being totally thick 🤔
Maybe they just wanted to take a shit in private for the first time in 9 weeks. I know I bloody well would find that a luxury after what they've been through. Izzy must have had at least two periods. Esme could well be menstruating too - where & how the hell did they even change a tampon ffs and maintain any skerrick of dignity?

Oh lord I just had a terrible thought. What if Esme had hers come on in that van? What if she had to deal with her first time in a fucking fishbowl like that.

The poor little thing.

Oh no wait - the heifer would have vlogged the arse out of that. She did with Izzy's period talk after all.
 

Abbykebabby

Active member
Just been listening to the radio and they are talking about problems with festive deliveries and freight rates! A guy importing party supplies from China has just said his costs of shipping a container from China have gone up from £2000 to £18000 and there are still massive delays on getting stuff over here - wonder how that affects business woman of the year and the tat and me stock?
 

nattis

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View attachment 888391Little sneak peek of Mila’s car seat wedged in the front. There’s no denying it anymore.
There have not been denying for months. Sarah jave been lifting her in and out from her as a sack of Potatos on camera. For me it has looked like they have moved Esme and made an opening on the seatingarea and just wedged Her Seat in between the two front Seats looking backwards. Jaces Seat has been on Milas first placing since 2 or 3 weeks in I think we first noticed
 
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