The Ingham Family #202 I've got my tree up Sarah

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poor girl looks like she has an overbite
She has but dentists don’t usually start orthodontics until 12 ish years of age. Hopefully by then she will be sorted out with a brace. I am 60 yrs with an overbite and I hate it 😞
 
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She has but dentists don’t usually start orthodontics until 12 ish years of age. Hopefully by then she will be sorted out with a brace. I am 60 yrs with an overbite and I hate it 😞
wow I got braces when I was 10
 
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I haven't watched tonight's and I know they want to get back to real time but did we see any of the return journey? After them talking about different stops on way home it all ended very sudden and with no warning like something went down on the way back etc and to miss it out as must have at least been 2 if not more days of travel so could have easily vloged it
 
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Well, I was wrong. No journey home. But how they can watch their kids running around banging on about how great walking on carpet is, Isla immediately putting on an outfit she should've worn to school for World Book Day, Jace has forgotten his toys are his, and say that they've had a brilliant trip?!

Best trip ever according to Sarah?! Those kids are clearly a million times happier at home.
Hope they get longer than 2 weeks at home before they are dragging them off to somewhere else.
Bet she's back to her beloved stores tomorrow probably without Jace. Wonder if she will go back to saying he has car sickness again despite him being miraculously cured throughout the whole 9 weeks.
 
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She has but dentists don’t usually start orthodontics until 12 ish years of age. Hopefully by then she will be sorted out with a brace. I am 60 yrs with an overbite and I hate it 😞
There is no set age to start orthodontics, my kid was referred at age 9, due to lockdowns didn’t see them until age 10, got some X-rays and requested dentist to get some baby teeth out and will go back in 18 months to see where they will go from there. But I’m sure Mr and Mrs Moneybags can afford private treatment, I can’t see them ever bothering doubt they will still be on YouTube by then.
 
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Case in point, when Isla had cut her leg and Sarah told her she didn’t need a plaster because it had stopped bleeding and plasters are only for stopping blood.
I can't put into words what a terrible person I think Lazy is... Contorting her daughter's cut finger and making her wince, not offering any kind of maternal love or reassurance that I can see, leaving the wound open rather than bandaging it up (even some tissue paper would do!), filming every single part of the consultation including the procedure of stitching the wound up - Esme would likely have felt very vulnerable here and Lazy has exploited it for views.

I bet she was shaking with glee at the thought of putting that video up, nothing like a child's misery to get views, eh Sarah?
Now we'll get a rant from the heartless excuse for a mother saying Esme asked her to film so the Ifam could see how brave she was. Mother of the year can do no wrong. It makes me so blooming angry
 
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Ok so they came home via the euro tunnel in France, does this mean they are vaccinated or do they not have to be to enter Uk? If they were vaccinated then surely they’d of said, then again after all the antivax stuff they may not 🤦🏻
Even vaccinated they’d need locator forms and 2 day tests,
 
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It’s unbelievable that the seven of them survived nine weeks in such a small van driven by a caffeine fuelled, sleep deprived father, unsafe seating arrangements and questionable toilet and shower facilities.
Despite obviously being unvaccinated they managed to travel to five countries, seeing small snippets of each one.
The girls did about three hours of school work, Isla’s schooling consisted of googling some facts about a couple of tourist attractions.
We did not hear about their exclusions from activities that required a vaccine for entry, frost bite, where they disposed of waste or their constipation due to a pasta/ carb filled diet. Nor did we hear about Jace’s car sickness.
Filming a few days ahead of schedule worked out well for them as no one was able to report them for their stupidity.
So yet again Sarah can declare this was her best trip ever! Apart from Esme’s cut finger it was certainly one of their most uneventful but also their lowest views ever as well.
The kids better get their best surprised, shocked faces ready now Vlogmass is about to start!!!
 
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So if vlogging is their actual job this vanlife trip has been one of the worst business decisions they've ever made.

Their views for the last month are down by almost 30%, even their top estimated earnings are showing as 50k a year less than 16 year old Mia's from the Fizz family.
They've endured cold, cramped, dangerous conditions whilst trying to pretend they're having the time of their lives. They went from water slides to sledging down hills but you can stick your swimming pools and snowy mountains if they come with shitting in a bucket and sleeping on a parcel shelf.

Creepy had better start thinking up a different use for that van instead of it rusting away on the driveway for next 6 months. Maybe he could give it another quick makeover.

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So what excuses will Lazy use now for going out shopping while in quarantine. She had that message on her instagram asking if they needed her to go buy milk and stuff for them. And someone has been to the house to try out their beds and deliver the mail inside.
They don't need to say they don't want them to risk getting sick for them cause they can just dump it in their front yard for the family to pick off afterward. Heck well they can even deliver Prinny there without the risk of her running out in traffic in an parkinglot.
 
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Now we'll get a rant from the heartless excuse for a mother saying Esme asked her to film so the Ifam could see how brave she was.
Yes, but Esme isn’t old enough to consent, so the responsibility is on the adult to protect them.

You listening, Creepy?
 
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I’m a bit lost, how do we know they’re not vaccinated? Have they actually said it, or is it just assumption?
It’s really just an assumption, but if you’d been to the places they’ve been you’d have done tourist things, and they haven’t, because you now need a Covid passport to get in places, you wouldn’t have driven around seeing sites just from a van
 
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Those shoes cluttering the entrance would drive me to distraction
 
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REACTIONS TO ARRIVING HOME AFTER 9 WEEKS ON THE ROAD!

Today will be a very drivey vlog. They'll be sat in the van all day long. Lazy is joking, they're making their way to the Euro Tunnel. Driving time lapse.

Creepy tells us that Lazy and the kids are in the UK Border Terminal building. The rules have changed since they were last there in 2019. Everyone is checked by French border control, then the driver is checked at UK border control. You pull over and they inspect campervans/motorhomes to check you're not smuggling anything. Everyone else has to go to the UK Border terminal building to have their passports checked. If you're going to the Euro Tunnel, make sure you have extra time as it takes longer. Everyone has gone to use the toilet and then they're leaving Europe behind. I'm sorry, where exactly does he think the UK is? Florida? Timbuktu? Mexico? Asia? THE UK IS STILL A PART OF THE CONTINENT OF EUROPE YOU STUPID FOOL!!! It's bittersweet for Creepy as he could live in the van full time as he loves van life. The trip has been the best of Creepy's life, and he's so grateful for Lazy and the kids being "down with it" and going with him. Did they have any choice? He's thankful for everyone being so accepting and Lazy is now a complete van life convert. She's talking about going again next year to new and unforeseen places. Creepy is excited to get home, see Prinny and his parents. Lazy returns, with the kids in tow, screeching about how long the journey was and how her time was taken up with Jace and Mila so they couldn't film anything. Isabelle spots some rabbits and then Creepy says they need to go and get on the train.

Lazy tells us they were taken into a room at the terminal whilst Creepy was taken aside to have the van checked. Lazy wasn't sure what they were going to do but the lady looked at the passports and said hello to the kids. It's just to check the passport and photo. Driving footage onto the train. On the train Lazy excitedly screeches that they're in the tunnel and going home. So much for loving vanlifing. It feels like 2 days ago they were in a car park, Lazy asked what they should do tomorrow and Creepy said they should go home. They all started laughing but he was being genuine because they have vlogmas; there were a few other reasons but that was the main one. They want to get back to real time and now they are. Two days ago they were in the Switzerland car park and now they'll be in England in half an hour. Isabelle is sad the trip is over but excited to get home. They didn't vlog today because they've been driving all day. It was all motorway so there was nothing to film. It was testing for Lazy as she had to entertain Jace and Mila the whole way. She asks Creepy is the Christmas tree is going up in the morning but he says no. Lazy and the girls are keen so that's a yes then. Creepy has Mila on his lap watching baby sensory. They drive off the train.

The Inghams are finally home. The girls are very excited. Jace has no idea where they are and Lazy has made him close his eyes for the "secret". Why should arriving home be a bloody surprise/secret for him? They enter through the bifold door and Creepy says it smells like a brand new house. The girls are so happy to be home and Isla runs off in the direction of the sofa. I'm pretty sure Isla is wearing the 1 Million ifam hoodie. Shame they won't ever be releasing any 2 Million Ifam hoodies. Jace opens his eyes and looks around. He just woke up but is now excited. Isla takes his hand and they run towards the Grand Marble Staircase. They find a dead spider next to the playroom. Creepy excitedly points out the pile of mail dumped on the floor and laughs. They walk around together, seemingly giving Jace a house tour, probably because he has no idea where the hell he is. Isabelle has to keep reminding him its their house. The kids excitedly enter the playroom and Creepy woohoos. How sad that the most genuinely excited they've been in months is arriving to their own home, which they moved into several months ago. The girls aren't even this excited on their birthdays or at Christmas. The house feels huge to Lazy. Esme runs off because she wants to use the toilet first and Isabelle follows her up the stairs.

Creep feels like they've just moved in and Lazy doesn't feel like they've been away for long. They all keep going on about the house smells brand new. Creepy has missed the house. Lazy laughs about how Mila has spent most of her life in the van. Creepy wooos. Jace is running around the living room with a huge grin on his face, having the time of his life and clearly relieved to be in the warmth.

Lazy helps Jace up the stairs whilst she has Mila in one arm. Creepy is too busy filming to care. Isla says her room feels massive. She shows us her secret snack drawer in her desk, which Creepy says is disgusting and needs to be cleared out. Lazy cackles in the background. The other girls invite themselves into her room and Jace is already making a grab for Isla's toys. Isabelle tells us that whenever they get home from holiday, she and Esme race each other to the toilet. It felt weird to go into their rooms. Esme says her room felt cosy. Time to go and see Jace's room. The girls say the carpet feels nice.

Jace runs in screeching and clearly happy to see his toy monkey, which Isabelle volunteers to lift him up to see. Jace doesn't want to be picked up and Isabelle respect his answer so takes the monkey off the rope and brings down to him. Lazy has already pointed at the reading corner and he's off. Isla tells Creepy she is happy to have her toy rabbit back but he ignores her and heads over to film Jace. Esme wants the house to smell like it does forever. Lazy says they were talking about what they were excited for on the way home. She was excited to have a bath, she and Isabelle get to starfish in their beds and Creepy is excited to use his Bissell.

Lazy says her bedroom smells like newborn Mila, which makes her sad. It's a mix of talcum powder and oil. They're ending the vlog but first she turns the tap on. Lazy has been dreaming about having a proper deep bath for a month. How do you think the kids felt then, you selfish witch? Isabelle is exited to walk on carpet. Lazy can't wait to wake up in the morning and Esme has found her LOL Dolls. Jace keeps talking about his 'new' toys. Isabelle ends the vlog.

Lazy can't end the vlog like it just was. She's had a bath, although there isn't much hot water because everyone wants baths. She found her onesie and wondered why she didn't take her it with her when it has a zip on it. She looked in the mirror and it cracked realised she had it on back to front.

Lazy is sat in her nursing home chair. Isla is wearing a fancy dress outfit and says she's wearing it tomorrow Isla got the dress for World Book Day but it was Harry Potter themed so she didn't get to wear it. She tells Lazy it's size 7-8. Lazy, take this as a huge hint that your child wants to go back to school. Anyway, Lazy wants tomorrow to be a fresh start. It's Christmas time and they need to decorate the house. She wants no talk of the trip in the vlogs. Oh dear, sounds like she hated the whole thing. Lots of people have been asking her about living in a van so she's going to do a separate vlog on it. This has been her favourite Euro trip and is right up there with the Maldives and Lapland. They've laughed and cried together and seen amazing things. Lazy wants to thank us for watching and enjoying the vlog. The final few minutes of the vlog are the usual montage of the trip.

End of vlog

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