The Ingham Family #192 there, their, they're

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TLDR
- Sarah has finally admitted they're no longer vegetarian. Long story short is they couldn't be bothered. Esme confirmed Sarah's lie about them not eating fish when she said they can cook tuna pasta in the DPD van.
- Chris's 'mate' triple checked the electrics in the van from a diagram he'd drawn but hasn't actually seen them in person. Sounds super safe.
- The DPD campervan road trip is almost upon us. The Inghams were scheduled to leave this past weekend.
- Jace's new glasses have been picked up. Time will tell if they make him wear them or not.
- Someone in the family faked a tutor report (which had multiple grammar mistakes) to try and convince us they're actually hired tutors. The foooos seem to think we're on their level of dumbness.
- Mila is still being held like a sack of potatoes.
- Jace only gets travel sick in the morning.
- Sarah's new Bugaboo Donkey arrived and she seemed more excited to open it than she was to meet Mila when she was born.
- All small business owners seem to be Sarah's friend, especially if they sell brownies or bags of sweets.
- The health visitor said Jace had the most advanced speech that she's ever seen in a two and a half year old. Sarah seemed thrilled that she said Mila is tiny.
- Mila has been referred to a hip specialist. Sarah and Chris wanted her case to be classed as urgent as they're off on holiday, but this isn't possible.
- Jace said "tits" on camera. He probably overheard Chris saying it whilst he was working on the van and copied what he'd heard.


Hi Steve 👋 How's Prinny? I hope you have filled your pantry with popcorn ready for the next few weeks as your head son realises what a stupid idea it was to squeeze seven people into a DPD van.
 
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I really hope they set off soon, they must be going somewhere warm as they were buying summer clothes
 
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I think one of Esme old school friends is trying to attract her attention!

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This family seem to think that declaring yourself to be something mean that you are something...........like being a vegetarian or an electrician, dodgy lot.
 
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Why did they not do what Mrs Hinch has done. She's hired one for a week. It's clean, safe, comfortable and you give it back so you don't have to store it
 
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Here for dpd adventure and what a crazy adventure they will have
 
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I'd like to give a genuine thank you to the Inghams today for cheering me up.

I was having a bit of a 'down' day because work (dirty word, Sarah my apologies) has been absolutely manic. Later on I was in the middle of doing the washing up when a DPD van the same size as the Clampetts' turned up outside. I laughed and laughed and laughed then laughed a bit more imagining them living in that wherever they're/their/there going.

Popcorn well and truly at the ready <memories of Chris on the breakdown lorry>

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I can't respond to the last thread but in response to what @Tublet83 said, I completely agree. Using it whilst having teachers is absolutely brilliant as you get someone closer to your age explaining it again. Even if you don't have amazing teachers it can still work as you have some knowledge from school. It is definitely much more of a discussion where you work through what you already know and they try to fill in the gaps. As I am quite a bit older than the girls I have more of an ability to learn from this sort of tutoring to supplement it, but in a situation where this is the only school they are getting I can't imagine this being helpful.
Also most tutors are doing a subject specific degree, I have no clue how they can teach a whole primary curriculum like they apparently are.
 
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