Congratulations to @Big frank
TLDR
- Sarah has finally admitted they're no longer vegetarian. Long story short is they couldn't be bothered. Esme confirmed Sarah's lie about them not eating fish when she said they can cook tuna pasta in the DPD van.
- Chris's 'mate' triple checked the electrics in the van from a diagram he'd drawn but hasn't actually seen them in person. Sounds super safe.
- The DPD campervan road trip is almost upon us. The Inghams were scheduled to leave this past weekend.
- Jace's new glasses have been picked up. Time will tell if they make him wear them or not.
- Someone in the family faked a tutor report (which had multiple grammar mistakes) to try and convince us they're actually hired tutors. The foooos seem to think we're on their level of dumbness.
- Mila is still being held like a sack of potatoes.
- Jace only gets travel sick in the morning.
- Sarah's new Bugaboo Donkey arrived and she seemed more excited to open it than she was to meet Mila when she was born.
- All small business owners seem to be Sarah's friend, especially if they sell brownies or bags of sweets.
- The health visitor said Jace had the most advanced speech that she's ever seen in a two and a half year old. Sarah seemed thrilled that she said Mila is tiny.
- Mila has been referred to a hip specialist. Sarah and Chris wanted her case to be classed as urgent as they're off on holiday, but this isn't possible.
- Jace said "tits" on camera. He probably overheard Chris saying it whilst he was working on the van and copied what he'd heard.
Hi Steve How's Prinny? I hope you have filled your pantry with popcorn ready for the next few weeks as your head son realises what a stupid idea it was to squeeze seven people into a DPD van.
TLDR
- Sarah has finally admitted they're no longer vegetarian. Long story short is they couldn't be bothered. Esme confirmed Sarah's lie about them not eating fish when she said they can cook tuna pasta in the DPD van.
- Chris's 'mate' triple checked the electrics in the van from a diagram he'd drawn but hasn't actually seen them in person. Sounds super safe.
- The DPD campervan road trip is almost upon us. The Inghams were scheduled to leave this past weekend.
- Jace's new glasses have been picked up. Time will tell if they make him wear them or not.
- Someone in the family faked a tutor report (which had multiple grammar mistakes) to try and convince us they're actually hired tutors. The foooos seem to think we're on their level of dumbness.
- Mila is still being held like a sack of potatoes.
- Jace only gets travel sick in the morning.
- Sarah's new Bugaboo Donkey arrived and she seemed more excited to open it than she was to meet Mila when she was born.
- All small business owners seem to be Sarah's friend, especially if they sell brownies or bags of sweets.
- The health visitor said Jace had the most advanced speech that she's ever seen in a two and a half year old. Sarah seemed thrilled that she said Mila is tiny.
- Mila has been referred to a hip specialist. Sarah and Chris wanted her case to be classed as urgent as they're off on holiday, but this isn't possible.
- Jace said "tits" on camera. He probably overheard Chris saying it whilst he was working on the van and copied what he'd heard.
Hi Steve How's Prinny? I hope you have filled your pantry with popcorn ready for the next few weeks as your head son realises what a stupid idea it was to squeeze seven people into a DPD van.