The Ingham Family #190 Sleeping in a dodgy little van, won't save your channel from going down the pan

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The dumbass also known as creepy Ingham, has no clue that the only reason there is a spare tire on a car is so that you can safely drive from the place your tyre popped to a mechanics to have the wheel changed because it’s 10x unsafer to drive on a popped wheel and can cause so much more damage, but no, apparently the spare wheel on his car can keep them going till they can be arsed to have it replaced.
I confess to having driven around on a spare when I didn’t know any better. But it was just me, in a small SUV, mostly running errands up & down from the hills in LA. Plus - I’d never changed a tire - still haven’t, but I had full coverage with AAA (yes it’s triple A in the US).
Didn’t Malcolm sweaty bollocks upgrade to full ‘VIP’ breakdown cover last year? Could they not call them out and get towed to the garage? It’s not like he hasn’t done that before 😏

He could be up early whilst the rest are faffing around & get it done -
Put a damn buoyancy aid on that car, ya fool!
 
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Love Sarah saying that they've booked into an Airbnb because one hotel room is too small. The Airbnb is only a small one but it doesn't matter because they won't be spending much time there. In a couple of weeks, she'll be telling us that an extended road trip in the back of a van is The Dream.
 
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Love Sarah saying that they've booked into an Airbnb because one hotel room is too small. The Airbnb is only a small one but it doesn't matter because they won't be spending much time there. In a couple of weeks, she'll be telling us that an extended road trip in the back of a van is The Dream.
The way she said it was like they didn’t deliberately book 1 room because they were too tight to pay for 2 🙄
 
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Shame Izzy didn’t go to Alton towers with a friend or two 🙄
That would require a friend or two. Unfortunately, like every other normal social interaction, that’s had to be sacrificed, for the whole family, as part of the price of Creepy trying to pretend he didn’t get caught sending dirty messages to children.
 
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Yes the van will have to go through an mot. He's added seats and belts so they will need inspecting. He hasn't had a re mot done as of yesterday it was still showing the old mot date.
Have you seen the belts? He’s got about 30cm of foam backing and then great big high up belts. Cheap of the cheap. No rock n roller beds for the inghams
 
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GOING AWAY FOR OUR 16 YEAR OLDS BIRTHDAY!!

Everyone is screeching a a spider chases them around the house. It's 10am and they're off away for Isabelle's birthday. Lazy went upstairs to get ready, Isabelle walked past her bedroom and he said "Belle, my milk melted" so she told him to shush so Mila didn't wake up. Jace was being loud outside the bedroom so Mila woke up and Isabelle took her downstairs. She slept good last night, from 11am to 3:30am, then woke up at 5:30am and 8am. The Ingham are excited. Isla has a bag on and is ready, Creepy is cleaning the floors.

Jace has a dummy in his mouth. They're trying to get Mila to smile. Lazy says they need to change Jace and sort out his hair. They're changing Mila, getting in the car and then they'll be on their way.

Lazy couldn't resist putting a headband on Mila. Isla has been sat on the stairs asking if they were ready to go for 40 minutes. They're all now waiting for Creepy to finish cleaning the floors because they're going away for two nights. Isla shows us her sandals and Lazy says they were £1 from Asda. They all now have new sandals. Isabelle has grown out of her Fila trainers and Lazy says she got them when she was 14.

They got to the place where they were staying for a few days and realised the car tyre is completely popped and they're in the middle of no where. There is a tyre lace 18 minutes away and they have one tyre in stock. he was expecting to be able to chill at the place they're staying at but has to head out now, otherwise the next two days will be ruined. The accommodation is "cute"

Mila is still in her car seat and Esme is trying to get her to smile. They booked an Air BnB because they can't fit into a hotel room anymore. They booked a small one but it's nice to be able to make a cup of tea and sit at a table. Isabelle asked Jace what his plans are for tonight, he said he's having his power milk tonight. She said she would have power milk too but he said she has tea. There is a double bed in the top floor; a seating area, bathroom and "cute kitchen area" on the first floor. There is a king sized bed in one bedroom, a kettle in their bedroom. Creepy says they can have a cheeky cup of coffee before everyone wakes up in the morning. There is another bedroom with a bunk bed for Esme and Isla, a bathroom and a cupboard on the ground floor. Creepy is delighted there's a hoover.

Jace lays on the floor next to Mila and Lazy says she loves him. She loves her chubby legs. In the next clip Lazy moans about how hot it is. Mila is asleep on Isabelle. She can't get enough of her chubby rolls. She and Isabelle are doing a Tik Tok of how people see you; Isabelle thinks she has one cheek bigger than the other, Lazy says she has one eye bigger than the other and Isabelle agrees. Lazy says she's obsessed with saying the word chubby. She doesn't care abut her big eye little eye because it makes her unique. She says Mila has one chubby chop bigger than the other. When she was watching old vlogs recently; both Creepy and Lazy said their voices were loud. Lazy has realised she shouts at the camera. She loves watching the vlog back, apart from her voice. Creep wants her.

There is a massive gaping hole in the tyre so Creepy can't go to any garage. Air is pouring out so he will have to change the tyre. He's never changed a car tyre before but how hard can it be. He hopes the spare tyre isn't too old, although it's 2/3 sizes smaller than the other wheels. At least they can get about. He won't have time to change the tyre on the trip but hopefully they can go and get it changed on the way home.

Dinner is finished. Mila is downstairs getting ready for bed. She need to get Jace ready for bed. She loves Jace's hair after he has a bath. Its 9pm and they have a packed couple of days. They were going to stay at Alton Towers but they would've had to stay in two rooms; when you go on holiday you want to be all together. They're five minutes from Alton Towers so will be there super early.

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AT CBeebies have rooms for 7, the rooms for 6 in splash landings also accommodate a travel cot (comes with the room) or the treehouses. Everyone knows the real reason they were staying off site!

Have you seen the belts? He’s got about 30cm of foam backing and then great big high up belts. Cheap of the cheap. No rock n roller beds for the inghams
really worrying seeing that the other day in their vlog, wouldn’t be able to safely use a child car seat on there. It would be interesting to see if they are considered legal for car seat use :(
 
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Really not related, but I visited Edinburgh Castle and especially looked out for River Island at the top… thanks Isla!! 🤣
 
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Probs too scared to book the hotel - look what happened last time Chris was there.
Yes. Must be weird for her walking around Alton Towers with him, knowing he fantasises about men propositioning the teenage cleaners there while they’re working.
 
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I wonder if they tried to book the hotel but were blacklisted from staying there? Maybe Merlin said fine for them to pay for the park but because of Sir Noncealot they are banned from the hotel?

Whatever happens it will be a shitshow as usual, I mean they've already had car trouble and they are only away for 2 days :ROFLMAO:
 
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I wonder if creepy will tell Sarah38 that he’s going to ‘try’ and change the tire at 3am when we all know what he’s really up to
 
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GOING AWAY FOR OUR 16 YEAR OLDS BIRTHDAY!!

Everyone is screeching a a spider chases them around the house. It's 10am and they're off away for Isabelle's birthday. Lazy went upstairs to get ready, Isabelle walked past her bedroom and he said "Belle, my milk melted" so she told him to shush so Mila didn't wake up. Jace was being loud outside the bedroom so Mila woke up and Isabelle took her downstairs. She slept good last night, from 11am to 3:30am, then woke up at 5:30am and 8am. The Ingham are excited. Isla has a bag on and is ready, Creepy is cleaning the floors.

Jace has a dummy in his mouth. They're trying to get Mila to smile. Lazy says they need to change Jace and sort out his hair. They're changing Mila, getting in the car and then they'll be on their way.

Lazy couldn't resist putting a headband on Mila. Isla has been sat on the stairs asking if they were ready to go for 40 minutes. They're all now waiting for Creepy to finish cleaning the floors because they're going away for two nights. Isla shows us her sandals and Lazy says they were £1 from Asda. They all now have new sandals. Isabelle has grown out of her Fila trainers and Lazy says she got them when she was 14.

They got to the place where they were staying for a few days and realised the car tyre is completely popped and they're in the middle of no where. There is a tyre lace 18 minutes away and they have one tyre in stock. he was expecting to be able to chill at the place they're staying at but has to head out now, otherwise the next two days will be ruined. The accommodation is "cute"

Mila is still in her car seat and Esme is trying to get her to smile. They booked an Air BnB because they can't fit into a hotel room anymore. They booked a small one but it's nice to be able to make a cup of tea and sit at a table. Isabelle asked Jace what his plans are for tonight, he said he's having his power milk tonight. She said she would have power milk too but he said she has tea. There is a double bed in the top floor; a seating area, bathroom and "cute kitchen area" on the first floor. There is a king sized bed in one bedroom, a kettle in their bedroom. Creepy says they can have a cheeky cup of coffee before everyone wakes up in the morning. There is another bedroom with a bunk bed for Esme and Isla, a bathroom and a cupboard on the ground floor. Creepy is delighted there's a hoover.

Jace lays on the floor next to Mila and Lazy says she loves him. She loves her chubby legs. In the next clip Lazy moans about how hot it is. Mila is asleep on Isabelle. She can't get enough of her chubby rolls. She and Isabelle are doing a Tik Tok of how people see you; Isabelle thinks she has one cheek bigger than the other, Lazy says she has one eye bigger than the other and Isabelle agrees. Lazy says she's obsessed with saying the word chubby. She doesn't care abut her big eye little eye because it makes her unique. She says Mila has one chubby chop bigger than the other. When she was watching old vlogs recently; both Creepy and Lazy said their voices were loud. Lazy has realised she shouts at the camera. She loves watching the vlog back, apart from her voice. Creep wants her.

There is a massive gaping hole in the tyre so Creepy can't go to any garage. Air is pouring out so he will have to change the tyre. He's never changed a car tyre before but how hard can it be. He hopes the spare tyre isn't too old, although it's 2/3 sizes smaller than the other wheels. At least they can get about. He won't have time to change the tyre on the trip but hopefully they can go and get it changed on the way home.

Dinner is finished. Mila is downstairs getting ready for bed. She need to get Jace ready for bed. She loves Jace's hair after he has a bath. Its 9pm and they have a packed couple of days. They were going to stay at Alton Towers but they would've had to stay in two rooms; when you go on holiday you want to be all together. They're five minutes from Alton Towers so will be there super early.

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Awww old p€do Chris is a chunky monkey isn’t he 🥺 clear to see who Mila takes after. Imagine inheriting genes from THAT 🧬 🤢
 
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Lazy has spent the whole time they have been vlogging, foghorning "good morning ifam" and yelling her way through vlogs, how the heck has she only just noticed she shouts? She said she was going to speak quietly but in the next scene was back to shouting.

They are staying in a cottage with separate bedrooms so what difference would it be if they have two hotel rooms? I agree with others that they are not allowed to stay on site because of Creepy's misdemeanors, decided by either Lazy or Merlin.
Lazy obviously isn't impressed with the accommodation but thanks to Creepy she can't show off in a treehouse.

It was nice to see Isla have a bit of camera time, although short, she actually spoke like a nine year old rather than a toddler and her hair looked better in a ponytail.
 
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