Vlog starts and they're staying herehttps://
www.atlantisthepalm.com/. Lazy keeps mentioning Uber. They would never been able to afford this trip without the sponsorship.
First stop is Legoland and some other theme park. I think that there are lots of theme parks around Legoland. Looks like it is the equivalent of the Disney and Universal parks in Florida… Oops maybe I shouldn't of said that because Lazy will now be seething with anger at the fact they can't go back. ?? Sarah keeps moaning that she can't go on the rides.
Back at the hotel and the girls are admiring the fish in the aquarium. Personally I don't think should have an aquarium. Hotels are noisy places and with with kids like Isla screaming as she does at the end of the clip it will probably be stressing them out quite a bit.
Day ends with Creepy showing us the view that keeps being rammed down our throats.
Day two and Sarah says that they have been posting stuff on Instagram which is not true because I've been on that the last couple of days and it is been as dead as a poor old Dodo.
We get told international Dubai Day but then Chris corrects Sarah and says it's actually national Dubai Day. And anyway that isn't until second of December and it 30th November...
They go to a waterpark and film with no regard for child safety and privacy. Esme is wearing a hat that says 'leave me alone'. Probably an indirect message to Chris...
Lazy tells the girls that tomorrow they're going to the worlds tallest building the Burj Khalifa. Obviously she doesn't tell them the latter but she is so dumb and doesn't know the name of the building.
They go to some sort of circus show and then lazy tells us that they've ordered another Uber back to the hotel. Back at the hotel she says goodbye and tells us they have another two days in Dubai.
That's the end of part one of the most boring trip to Dubai. Chris didn't appear in it much for obvious reasons but it was nice to have a break from his greasy face. Probably doesn't want to visit his new home in Dubai prison.
Someone contact Uber and Legoland. Think they've got a sponsorship with them too.