The Chateau Diaries #75 Dan an honorary VIP on here. We could refer to him as DTMVIP.

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Dan an honorary VIP on here. We could refer to him as DTMVIP.
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I actually quite like Amaury ... he seems to be a decent person and he's fairly modest, unlike the rest of the Lalande crowd ... he also seems to have good carpentry skills and isn't work-shy ... . Difficult to believe that he's related to the High Priestess of Greed ...

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@Dippy Hippy
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Friday at 3:15 PM

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Dear M Parker,
I am one of the paid trolls and I am reaching out to you.
I just love sitting in my dark little cave under the troll bridge, with no friends to talk to, just waiting for dear Steffi's vlogs . I am totally unemployable as I have very hairy feet and curly teeth. I lost my last position because I ate one of my fellow workers.I do get paid, (all we Tattlers do), by a rival chateau, but it's a pittance, its modern slavery really.
I'm thinking of setting up a Patreon account to enable me to decorate my (fetid little hovel) cute home, with a nice chandelier or two like darling Steffie.
I would produce a vlog for Patreons twice yearly like darling Michael, showing my sad lonely life under the bridge, and the plight of trolls.
Every Patron will receive a signed photo and a lock of my fur. Super Patreons will get a personalised album of photos of my bridge in all four seasons.
I will put the details in the live chat when I get my new camera from BuyATrollACoffee.

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@Marquis de Potpourri
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Friday at 7:10 PM

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Hi Julia! Welcome to Tattle Life--a site full of love, life, and a whole lot of laughter!

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I have read (on and off) at the site since Michael Petherick mentioned it on his "I'm sad and bullied" video from February. No one has ever mentioned its name in a comment (that I've seen), but it is a super easy google find. Had Michael never mentioned it I wouldn't have a clue about it. He's taken that video down, but Stephanie made a lengthy comment on it, she reads that sight, actually it sounded like they kind of read it together at the chateau and have a good laugh about some of the comments. She really only seemed to have issue with some of the comments made about her father, which were really over the top. I have read enough there to say that is can be very mean, BUT it is also a place where there is some very very interesting critique and some absolutely hilarious humor, and in many ways they are a very caring and warm community with each other. Recently they have been talking about who has domestic help, and quite a number of them do. I don't think they are "wannabes" at all, but they are suspicious of what is shown on the vlogs, and especially disgusted by the amount someone as wealth as Stephanie is getting from the "grannies" who might not have much themselves.
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@KyBourbon
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Wednesday at 11:24 AM

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KiKiGee said:
I do believe that SJ is gearing up for an online shop. Just in time for Christmas. Andie W. is most likely creating for re-prints and a book. Tatty is modeling the clothing that will be sold and drop shipped (avoiding, purchasing, warehousing, and shipping). Again, they will have Daddy's images for cards, coasters, and wrapping paper and a Lalande calendar. Time will tell.

Now, back to yesterday's flog. Why oh why???

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[KyBourbon]

[QUOTE @Parrfect Porcelane
I remember last Christmas him bitching about the work involved and the cost of sending out Christmas cards to his patrons.
[/QUOTE]

When I looked at MPK’s Patreon “perks,” it appeared he was over-committing. But if he says he’ll send a Christmas card to all his patrons, he just needs to plan it out. If he’s got about 500 Patreons (and dropping!), all he has to do is sign a couple of Christmas cards every day. In less than a year (about 6 months), they’ll be done without a lot of stress. Then mail them out a few weeks before Christmas. It just takes some foresight and organization, otherwise it becomes a huge, stressful burden.

 

[Marty McFly 9]

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So glad you included that last one, it just is so hilarious!

Congratulations to @Seeingitasitis on the fantastic thread name! I love Dan being the star of the thread titles!

And a BIG Congrats to Dan the Man, the honorary VIP for being part of the naming of 2 threads in a row!

 

[T Rex]

[QUOTE @Parrfect Porcelane
I remember last Christmas him bitching about the work involved and the cost of sending out Christmas cards to his patrons.

When I looked at MPK’s Patreon “perks,” it appeared he was over-committing. But if he says he’ll send a Christmas card to all his patrons, he just needs to plan it out. If he’s got about 500 Patreons (and dropping!), all he has to do is sign a couple of Christmas cards every day. In less than a year (about 6 months), they’ll be done without a lot of stress. Then mail them out a few weeks before Christmas. It just takes some foresight and organization, otherwise it becomes a huge, stressful burden.

That clown can't even produce a timely video with content- he's definitely over-promising. Foresight and organization are NOT his forte. For the amount of money his Patrons brought in for his "grifting", the cost of cards/postage is nominal. (It's also a tax write-off as it is considered a business expense.) I highly doubt this guy has ever written a thank you note to any of his enablers, I mean, Patrons.

 

[Marty McFly 9]

Question for you Brits. DTMVIP (Dan) talks in Two Blokes Talk Food about how surprised he was over the comments reacting to the teasing and British humor between him and Stephanie. I do enjoy some good jabs and teasing, but then there have been some that have seemed over the top to me, the innuendo about his overnight stay, in particular. So was that really Brit humor and I was just too sensitive to it? Or was that a mean jab?

 

[wibblywobbly]

That clown can't even produce a timely video with content- he's definitely over-promising. Foresight and organization are NOT his forte. For the amount of money his Patrons brought in for his "grifting", the cost of cards/postage is nominal. (It's also a tax write-off as it is considered a business expense.) I highly doubt this guy has ever written a thank you note to any of his enablers, I mean, Patrons.

Do you think he files taxes?

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Well..if Dan is declared as a VIP..i declare myself as the Queen of Sheba.. One is very surprised what happens leaving the ship for a few days...

 

[T Rex]

Do you think he files taxes?

Touche!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

btw....i saw Nick Strangepants vlog...keeping standards high..also.. is putting on some pants who dont look akward in the mensdepartment..i think if i would serve my guests that dinner... they would never set one foot in my house again..i guess its all on a budget...omg..i would not serve my dog that..a pasta with some lemon and yoghurt?? no fish or whatever..My dear Nick...no well put up dinnersetting can disguse that...your food is pathetic..no matter how much fuss you put around it...

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

"Cuz I work...but I got like....a skinny dad bod!"

 

[KyBourbon]

That clown can't even produce a timely video with content- he's definitely over-promising. Foresight and organization are NOT his forte. For the amount of money his Patrons brought in for his "grifting", the cost of cards/postage is nominal. (It's also a tax write-off as it is considered a business expense.) I highly doubt this guy has ever written a thank you note to any of his enablers, I mean, Patrons.

MPK gives me the impression that he’s become bored with his channel and wants to move on. He has a short attention span…he’s been a mischievous party boy, hair dresser, make-up artist, painter, chateau renovation TV actor, wall paper designer…and now he’s tired of his YouTube channel. His actions show that he wants to move on…but he likes the money, so there’s the dilemma. Last year he seemed really passionate about his channel. Then, he divulged the reason why he started it…in response to the Pethericks being dropped from the show, and for Angel “stealing” his wallpaper design. He exacted his “revenge” on Angel in his first crying vlog. After that, things went downhill fast…I think it’s probably because once he met his goal (taking revenge on Angel), his passion was gone. He’d done what he intended to do and called out the Strawbridge’s…mission accomplished, now let’s do something else. In the meantime, he puts in a halfhearted effort to collect some cash. Or maybe his family is pushing him to keep going but his heart isn’t in it.

 

[halifax]

Question for you Brits. DTMVIP (Dan) talks in Two Blokes Talk Food about how surprised he was over the comments reacting to the teasing and British humor between him and Stephanie. I do enjoy some good jabs and teasing, but then there have been some that have seemed over the top to me, the innuendo about his overnight stay, in particular. So was that really Brit humor and I was just too sensitive to it? Or was that a mean jab?

mean jab because it did cast a bad light on his relationship with annalise...

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

NEWSFLASH: BJJ WANTS TO WORK OUT WITH ARMOIRE!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

"Cuz I work...but I got like....a skinny dad bod!"
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i found this a deadly boring vlog...all that talk about Mcdonalds..and starrestaurants..in London...all he did was grabbing a beer and cheap pizza.. and no... he doesnt have a hunk body...no problem ..we all doesnt have to look alike.. his sunglasse bothered me somehow...and i had never a problem with his teeth...untill now..I somehow get a bit of a problem with his attitude..i cant get my finger on it..but he annoys me somehow...a slightly bit..

 

[wibblywobbly]

i found this a deadly boring vlog...all that talk about Mcdonalds..and starrestaurants..in London...all he did was grabbing a beer and cheap pizza.. and no... he doesnt have a hunk body...no problem ..we all doesnt have to look alike..

It's interesting that we can watch the same thing and have different reactions. I enjoyed both, but I also enjoyed the Polish rug cleaning today (have a headache so nice to have low-key things that don't require full attention).

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

It's interesting that we can watch the same thing and have different reactions. I enjoyed both, but I also enjoyed the Polish rug cleaning today (have a headache so nice to have low-key things that don't require full attention).

did you clean your polish rug?? tell me how does it look like..i only know the Persian ones..we have a lott of those here..

 

[wibblywobbly]

did you clean your polish rug?? tell me how does it look like..i only know the Persian ones..we have a lott of those here..

Sorry, I meant the Polish rug cleaning youtuber.

 

[T Rex]

It's interesting that we can watch the same thing and have different reactions. I enjoyed both, but I also enjoyed the Polish rug cleaning today (have a headache so nice to have low-key things that don't require full attention).

I enjoy Dan's videos as well. LOL, and it is good to find another person who watches the rug cleaning videos- Mr. T Rex thinks I am mad! (I also watch lawn service videos where they mow/trim unsightly yards- I think it's the transformation that I find intriguing.)

 

[Sunnee]

Well..if Dan is declared as a VIP..i declare myself as the Queen of Sheba.. One is very surprised what happens leaving the ship for a few days...

Pleased to make your acquaintance, Your Majesty!

Pleased to make your acquaintance, Your Majesty!

(apologies. I thought you were half-joking) ?

 

[wibblywobbly]

I enjoy Dan's videos as well. LOL, and it is good to find another person who watches the rug cleaning videos- Mr. T Rex thinks I am mad! (I also watch lawn service videos where they mow/trim unsightly yards- I think it's the transformation that I find intriguing.)

Today's was satisfying, such beautiful colors revealed. If I'm not in the mood I will skip to the end reveal. Favorite lawn service? I'm always open to new addictions.