The Chateau Diaries #45 And they say WE have a lousy life..

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About that art.... WTF!!!! He bid against himself???? The damn painting is 30x40cm. 🤪

Henk Poeder (1964-)The Mouse and the Thinker, panel 30x40 cm
Can't wait for the video where they show it being put up in *his* room. 🤭
 
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From "Making antique toile into a valence".
These comments...the range of emotions reading them; anger, shock, joy, disbelief..I've follow many channels on YouTube, I've never read such an eclectic mix of comments.
 
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I wonder if these are simple errors or if Lalande gang understands that it is better NOT to ask French customers 50 euros for their cuisine ... ?
Fifty Euros for a less-than-mediocre three-course meal prepared by an amateur florist who learned how to cook on Pinterest is abusive!

There's a nice little restaurant in La Chatre that serves better food for 30! I'd rather go there and experience authentic French cuisine and conviviality than eat at pretentious Lalande.

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these huge lapses of business etiquette
The thing is, she knows nothing about running a business. She knows nothing, period. And her shitshow certainly isn't a business to her, it's her playground.

SJ is not someone to associate with if you value privacy!
And because of our innocent chats here on Tattle, it's becoming a bigger issue for a lot of her 'friends' too, who just don't want to be involved in her miserable games and boring celebrations. They still have Covid as an excuse not to say this out loud to SJ, but this is the general vibe going around for sure: stay away if you can. Add to this she has a boyfriend now, making her even less accessible. I'm sure this is also why MP did not want to give her a date for his return and was deliberately vague about it. The not so elusive N has been missing in action for as long as I can remember.
 
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I found the scene with BJJ bidding on the painting interesting - felt like he kept bidding and looking towards SJ to confirm he was making the right choice (codependent much)? Bidding more and more with a weird smile, almost like an addict taking another sip when they know they shouldn't..

It just confirmed for me some of the conversations we have had here about them being bad influences on each other when it comes to spending and hoarding, egging each other on to buy unnecessary items. Remember, at the end of the day, BJJ has no apartment, home or chateau of his own, yet continues to buy tat as if he has a real place to furnish!

Also, this auction closed July 6 - she really is behind with her content!
 
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and yet once again, dan posts a great vlog.. 42 straight vlogs...could be some lessons here for some other vloggers
 
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Another hint of things to come? Remember Sian from the "historic" Brigerton costumes? According to her facebook page she's working on a wedding dress for this coming autumn....

And isn't the Flower Killer coming back to the shitshow then too, to do a wedding? And then afterwards the whole clan can join them on their honeymoon to Venice?
 

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The Chatelaine: OH IAN OH IAN WHERE ARE YOU ........ I need one of these immediately installed for the
man-child hiding in my boudoir. Yes of course I'm serious Ian the patreon nitwits will pay for it.
Also make sure the tub is shaped like a squirrel. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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Selmar's boxes cannot truly be called compost bins, they are more like dustbins. A good compost bin needs a lid to keep the rain and sun out; as compost needs a good balance of dry and wet. Dan, doesn't seem to know how to work the bins as he doesn't need to turn them if he has 3 boxes. In a good compost bin, you can see the layers of what you've been dumping in after a few months when you remove the side boards.
I've seen all sorts of compost bins.
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Time honoured traditional naming the 🧵

Cannot wait !!!!!
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Ooh, any good suggestions or do you want me to think of a title?

I did think of one.

Of Mice and Men, you thought you had a bargain but got stuffed again.

(Trying to bring in the stuffed animal theme for Philip's painting)

Happy to go with other suggestions. Thought there were a couple a while back.
 
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Yes. To each his peach, but there is nothing about that kid that is sexy. (Just think of the shots of him dancing the Charleston.) Except the granny tat and shopping porn. And, well, that has a limited clientele.
No ..as gay man man i dare to say...he is not sexy..at all..that hair alone..and that facial hair which looks like the facial hair of a 17 year old..shave it off..and gain some weight..you looked a lot better when you were 17....a lot healtier at least...
 
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More and more French websites are being responsible. Nothing even close on the Lalande website. http://www.chateaudelalande.com/
Visitor information - update 07/14/2021
HEALTH PASS: Following President Macron's latest announcements, implying the obligation to present a negative health pass or PCR test of -48 hours, at the entrance to cultural sites, we are awaiting details concerning the implementation of these new government measures by July 21.
We will inform you as soon as possible of the new access conditions.
hmmmm responsible and Lala shithole/SJ do NOT go together! Why would anyone want to go stay at a B&B where the owner is so careless and reckless to NOT even get their SECOND DOSE OF THE VACCINE! Seriously WHY????? it's just unbelievable, however many of her cult followers are already brainwashed to believe that it is as they say a "hoax". So I'm sure it hasn't even crossed their minds. 🤦‍♀️
 
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@purejuice At the end of their latest vlog, Marie insisted to say that the (roasted) carrots are from their garden ;)

Wonder if she read your beautiful menus ... ?
I live to serve.
Do you think it's true? I did see Dan digging onions out the other day....as he said they'd had no water in the garden for six weeks. Everything out there is alive only because of the lots of rain they've had.
 
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Haha, yes, some people are like that. I once met by coincidence a friend with her kids while hiking so we spent the day together and the kids got along very well. It was a lovely day, even more since we met and the kids had so much fun.
So when it was about to separate the kids wouldn't want to and my friend asked what plans we have. I said only going home and cooking something yummy, she is welcome to join us. But since she had another 25km to drive to my place and back again she suggested to have the same meal at her place so the kids could play some more, also she would like to learn to cook this dish- if I don't mind a quick stop at the supermarket because she needed to buy some groceries for it. Sure...
In the end she presented me the bill for our part of the food which I cooked for 4 more persons at her bad equipped kitchen with groceries I helped her shopping on a Saturday late afternoon after an excursion instead of cooking with my groceries I already had in my great kitchen only for my family. 😳 So what lesson did the universe want me to learn I asked myself ?... And no, I didn't pay her... those expensive coaching lessons where I learned to say no finally paid off😂
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That was NO friend. Who raised Mrs. NoEtiquette :oops: :oops: :oops:
 
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and yet once again, dan posts a great vlog.. 42 straight vlogs...could be some lessons here for some other vloggers
I have seen it too....the comments make me think...

Carrots are so difficult to grow.......no they are not...you seed them, keep them weed free..which they didnt....and harvest ...

The garden looks like a work of art.....Wtf...clearly a granny who lives 5 stories high up in a flat...

And there are more...i could not bare to look at it...
 
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That screenshot reads "thousands and thousands of people are dying daily worldwide" and we're on tattle snarking about a woman with a youtube channel, a hunting lodge and some acting chops. But "every Tuesday" was probably an exaggeration.
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Without a doubt an exaggeration. Life comes with death (sorry to be so brutal) and I feel sickened and saddened for
all the families who have suffered the loss of a loved one. My days can be hectic so I'm not on here daily but when I need
a break I discuss the charlatan who pretends to be a destitute commoner in her gigantic dump. Just my opinion.
 
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The sound of that choux, makes me want to go back into baking again... 🤤

Phillys has no (table)manners. Mentioning the squirrel wine and sitting on his phone during lunch to bid on a painting... 🙄
Again, I would love to be a fly on the wall of the fellow château owners. What their honest opinion about her is....
 
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hmmmm responsible and Lala shithole/SJ do NOT go together! Why would anyone want to go stay at a B&B where the owner is so careless and reckless to NOT even get their SECOND DOSE OF THE VACCINE! Seriously WHY????? it's just unbelievable, however many of her cult followers are already brainwashed to believe that it is as they say a "hoax". So I'm sure it hasn't even crossed their minds. 🤦‍♀️
She and snort went for their second vaccine..dont know which vlog..but i think it was the candle and cry vlog...
 
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In the interests of research, I looked up the WS and CD terms as I had no idea what they meant. I went onto a site that explained sex terms used by gay men. As an heterosexual woman married for 34 years, I can honestly say I did not think there was much that could shock me. Here is my advice - don't go searching if you have. like me, led a sheltered and vanilla life. By the time I had read half way through an extensive list, I nearly passed out.
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Thank you for the advice. I will spare my brain 🧠 that misfortune :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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