The Chateau Diaries #359 Stephanie could just hold up the falling ceiling with her ginormous hands...

[ComtesseRose]

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Balmoral
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Tuesday at 10:59 AM

• #254

Keep ‘em coming :

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Jules100
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Wednesday at 4:35 PM

• #502

One of my contacts from YouTube’s World of Chateaux, she’s hilarious & reads here but can’t join yet, had ChatGPT make these. I love them & think Steph should have some little dolls like these made of all of her main chateau characters as well as all of her vague background characters. Talk about a fundraiser, I think her super fans would eat them up, making their own chateau fun destroying Barbie dream homes and finally making their odd chateau love matches happen.

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Heathcliffe
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Tuesday at 7:50 AM

• #226

Well, ladies and gentlemen,- we now have proof that "if we can afford it" is just something Stephanie says, they are raking in tit loads of money from gullible people and have no problem affording
The young man in the closet, is now secretly buying Flora Danica. Not the least bit interested in dinnerware myself, I do know how expensive this is, as my ex wife has hoardes of it that she inherited. I have eaten many a meal on this grandmother chic porcelaine, and I know for a fact that one could buy properties with the cost of it. So, in short, if Phillip is buying this they are NOT short of money. He truly is turning into a grandmother, and I do believe you when you mention shopping addiction folks, this is quite disgusting. I spend a bob or two myself, but that is honestly earned dosh, not money I have fooled out of people. And Phillip seems to have this as his main pursuit, apart from setting tables My thoughts go to that poor African girl they did not help the way they ought to. Stephanie is so frugal with spending on others, but when it comes to herself and her beard,- it is a different story. They are begging for money for restoration, and buy Flora Danica... this ought to make people sick! He has been secretly collecting for a while, trying to make out he's got it on the cheap (that does not happen) but now could not resist showing it off. People ought to stop patreoning, this is just stupid.

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Heathcliffe
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Tuesday at 8:20 AM

• #230

Actually, the more I think about it the more disgusting I find this. A small thing in the vlogs, "oh and Phillip collects Flora Danica by the way", but it is huge. It says it all. It is like a begger on the streets tells you he actually collects old Rolex watches.
And, as a contrast, they do not spend on other people. They do not give back to the community.
I own a place in the sun myself, with my brothers,- and we make sure our staff are very well cared for. We've flown them to Miami for private health care in times of need, we make sure they have pensions etc. They are our loyal staff AND friends. To see how Stephanie only cares for herself, I see something ugly. Flora Danica! They are thiefs.

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M&MsMom
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Tuesday at 11:49 AM

• #264

My opinion? Flora isn't buying that Flora Danica............Stephanie Jarvis is!
He doesn't have money for that, so no need for me to question how he could afford it! He can't!
But you know who can? Stephanie Jarvis. Don't be fooled into thinking that HE is buying this (or anything else).....SHE IS!
Philip Janssen is more than a fake boyfriend......he is her accomplice.

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Heathcliffe
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Tuesday at 9:00 AM

• #235

Flora Danica Oval Tureen
$54,795.00

Yes, and still people must please help, adopting stars and sending gifts... WTF. People need to wake up.

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As always thank you all for contibuting. Y'all know we live rent free in Stephanie's head.
Remember we have a wiki
#FreeGalahad #FreeRuby #RIPLancelot
Happy Tattling

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Selmar is moving to Hungary, somewhere near Budapest. A couple have offered him a job as caretaker of their mansion. He will have a salary plus his own separate apartment. He didn't say whether, as caretaker, he will be the only person there to look after the house. I am not sure I would be happy with him looking after my property, but he is well-intentioned, nevertheless. He said he liked being in France but realised he needed a salary and somewhere to live, other than just his camper van.

 

[TheCook]

Great News from the South West of France this afternoon!! We have found floor tiles for the Chapel. Should I forward to the shitoo?

 

[Fromthenorth]

Thank you @ComtesseRose Thank you @Lady Avonlea for all the screen shots and descriptions of not only the patreons videos but also a lot of the other ones too (So, I do not have to endure her voice, mannerisms and nose (talking about lord lard fat lard arse here) and her lies (phony) !!
Also, thank you @graciemckitten for your help with the title and your incredible detective work
A special thank you to @KiKiGee for the facts and images you are keeping in your secret vaults
And lastly, we miss you all lost tartlets and tartgents
And in closing, sending healing vibes to all the tartlets and tartgents that needs them and their tender half, families and fur families

 

[graciemckitten]

The new Dreo water filtration sponsored ad shitshow breakdown:

1. Per the instruction manual, the filtration machine should be placed 12 inches away from the wall. Did Stephanfraudie do this? Nope, it is placed about an inch from the wall, providing only 8% of the manufacturer recommended space between the machine and the Dump wall..

Placing the water filtration system in her bathroom with her toilet snacks? Yuuuum. The holiday from hygiene continues at the Dump. Laws, rules, regulations, and instructions are for the little people. She doesn‘t read those pesky instruction manuals. She has Netflix shows to watch and 5 star hotel reservations and airline tickets to purchase.

2. Take a look at the company promo for the water system below ……no baccarat pitchers or water goblets in sight. No use of crystal pitchers or stemware on the site or in the product manual. No photos of the filtration system in a bathroom either. No toilets or showers in the same vicinity as the device. The company has no bathroom water filtration promo photos. Hmmmm……The Loser attends the filming of the sponsored Dreo ad while sitting on the toilet in the bathroom.

RO Countertop Water Filter WF511

Ultimate Filtration: 7-layer system removes 99.9999% of contaminants. Hassle-free Setup: Plug in and flush—no tools needed. Real-time Monitoring: Smart display tracks filter life and purity.

www.dreo.com

Stephanfraudie shrieks into the camera…..
it's like Christmas
8:24
morning when I play with my new toy!!!!!

3. She them halts the promotion to speak with Ben the electrician and then recommences improperly performing the new machine prep on camera:

8:45
on it is asking for water i have filled
8:48
up the water reservoir which just slots
8:51
on at the back and now I think it has to
8:54
flush the system through the first time
8:56
you use it oh it's


She flushed the machine ONE TIME and gleefully pronounced the machine ready to filter water and that “ now we can actually use this drinking water.”
the
9:00
whole system through and now we can
9:02
actually use this drinking water and

LAZY DUMBASS STEPHANFRAUDIE ONLY FLUSHED THE MACHINE ONE TIME……YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FLUSH THE MACHINE TWICE TO PREPARE THE MACHINE FOR USAGE EVEN AT $4,000 a pop for the sponsored ad, she is too lazy to read the manual or watch manufacturer videos on the product. No bathroom usage advertised by the Dreo manufacturer.

• 𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙡𝙚-𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙐𝙨𝙚: No tools, no hassle. Simply plug in, flush twice, and your water purifier is ready to go. Whether it’s for your kitchen, living room, or office, it fits perfectly into any space without complicated installation or plumbing

4. She then ostentatiously uses a Baccarat crystal pitcher valued at over $600 + and /Baccarat crystal stemware to demonstrate her use for the improperly prepared machine. The greedy, materialistic, hedonistic gruesome twosome grifters want to look nouveau riche with the ebegged money derived from deceit, manipulation and lies.

They try to pretend that they are independently wealthy, with Marie Antoinette like excess/expensive luxury, status brands they love to showcase constantly, even in the sponsored dump ads. The $600+ Baccarat pitcher ( used) would cost 1.5 times the price of the $400 Drue water filtration system.WTH?

You also are not supposed to place a heavy, large crystal pitcher in the area on the machine meant for a flat based drinking glass. You are supposed to use the Dreo plastic water pitcher to capture the filtered water and then pour it in the crystal pitcher.

Stephanfraudie then places a stemmed baccarat crystal water goblet etched with a circle of flowers and the J initial ( what did it cost, in excess of $100?) under the water spout portion of the machine to fill a glass of water for herself. Of course, she only uses a baccarat crystal water goblet to drink the filtered water. No ordinary water glass for the entitled, grifting con artist Stephanfraudie. She also shows off her allegedly “ grifted/ gifted“ ugly Yves Delorme robe in the background of her bathroom.

The jackass Loser smugly states that the filtered “water LOOKS EXTRA PURE IN A CRYSTAL GLASS…….” as greedy Stephanfraudie frantically gulps the water. Drinking filtered water out of a free $100+ etched and monogramed Baccarat crystal water goblet purchased with diverted Patreon funds probably tastes better too.

click to listen to the fake hotel heir get off the toilet and crash the sponsored ad. If the machine can get rid of 99% of contaminants, can it also get rid of the Loser who contaminates the Dump?

Ooops, she outed their separate bedrooms/ beds!

5. What is prominently displayed in the background of the sponsored water filtration system Ad? A bonus for the company!!!!! Repeated close ups of the large framed photograph of Stephanfraudie and her unclothed nether regions is hung on the wall immediately above the $400 water filtration system she is promoting.

Portions of the revealing photo of perpetual, pervy exhibitionist Stephanfraudie are purposefully included in the camera view for the sponsored ad while making filtered toilet water to be stored in Baccarat crystal pitchers for her and the Loser fake fiance to take to their respective bedrooms …….. Stephanfraudie is such a class act…….NOT.

5. Stephanfraudie kindly included a quick glimpse of her other bathroom painting, e.g., a naked man with a towel over his genitals. Doesn’t this whole set up for the water filtration system ad just scream ” I am very concerned about contaminants in my water at the Dump? So relatable to the average cd viewer…….

6. She then posts a link to the $400 water filtration system sale for 20% off the $400 price, reducing the price to $320 plus shipping, taxes, “ protection fee, etc. She neglected to mention in her ad about the cost and necessity of replacing the reverse osmosis filter ( $46.99 plus taxes and shipping) or the ppc water filter ( $399 plus taxes, shipping and handling).

PPC Cartridge for Water Filter WF511

Enjoy pure, refreshing water with DREO’s DR-KPA017 Ultimate 7-layer filtration system. Featuring PPC, RO, and Post Carbon Cartridges, it removes impurities, improves taste, and inhibits bacterial growth. Simple filter replacement ensures optimal performance.

www.dreo.com

Reverse Osmosis Filter Replacement for Water Filter WF511

Compatible with DREO WF511, this advanced water purifier features a powerful RO filter that removes tiny impurities, saves up to 8,000 plastic bottles, and offers easy filter replacement.

www.dreo.com

RO Countertop Water Filter WF511

Ultimate Filtration: 7-layer system removes 99.9999% of contaminants. Hassle-free Setup: Plug in and flush—no tools needed. Real-time Monitoring: Smart display tracks filter life and purity.

www.dreo.com

7. She also includes a generous chateau 17 code for 17% off of another product on the Dreo site. Many items are already on sale, some up to 38% off, several products at a lower 15% off. That additional 2% savings off those products will be cherished by Dump crew fans.

 

[FecilitéJ]

Thanks to @ComtesseRose for the new thread and to all you regulars who suffer through the vlogs to share here. The Mucky Mansion came across my insta this morning. Stan's humour can be a little off center for me sometimes but had a good laugh at this!

 

[Fromthenorth]

Enjoy !

 

[Lady Lindy]

Enjoy !

She just started the vlog with her hubby standing behind her holding her tits up until she said "Darling you can put them down. We're not asking people for money"

 

[Lady Avonlea]

fan’s filler cheeks resemble dented ping pong balls. Her warped cheeks pop out, but simultaneously droop down her face. Bizarre!

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

She just started the vlog with her hubby standing behind her holding her tits up until she said "Darling you can put them down. We're not asking people for money"

Her porcelain begging bowl in the car was too good. She is truly funny

 

[JackSpratt]

She just started the vlog with her hubby standing behind her holding her tits up until she said "Darling you can put them down. We're not asking people for money"

Love them.

She's even wearing begging yellow!

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

Love them.

She's even wearing begging yellow!

They deserve more than 150 views.

 

[JackSpratt]

Loved the begging bowl.

Shallow, for people who haven't got their tit together.

Love it!

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Aren’t those water filters controversial, because they filter even all the good stuff out?

I can imagine them being useful in America, with all the chlorine and bird poo in it from the Hoover Dam.

 

[terese m]

Aren’t those water filters controversial, because they filter even all the good stuff out?

I can imagine them being useful in America, with all the chlorine and bird poo in it from the Hoover Dam.

Well, you know Stephanie-she can't resist a filter!

 

[FecilitéJ]

Yeah go Expat Butchers another fab vlog. The yellow dress, special cup for tea whilst doing the weather forecast and as for the jacked up boobage, well no filets required there Clare . The begging bowl porcelain was just gold. Added to the laughs were a whole floor refinished and another lovely clean and comfy great looking B&B room ready with a modern functioning ensuite and a door with a LOCK! Loving what's happening in Chagnon and I so wish I could get there this year!

 

[Lochness Monster]

The new Dreo water filtration sponsored ad shitshow breakdown:

1. Per the instruction manual, the filtration machine should be placed 12 inches away from the wall. Did Stephanfraudie do this? Nope, it is placed about an inch from the wall, providing only 8% of the manufacturer recommended space between the machine and the Dump wall..

Placing the water filtration system in her bathroom with her toilet snacks? Yuuuum. The holiday from hygiene continues at the Dump. Laws, rules, regulations, and instructions are for the little people. She doesn‘t read those pesky instruction manuals. She has Netflix shows to watch and 5 star hotel reservations and airline tickets to purchase.
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2. Take a look at the company promo for the water system below ……no baccarat pitchers or water goblets in sight. No use of crystal pitchers or stemware on the site or in the product manual. No photos of the filtration system in a bathroom either. No toilets or showers in the same vicinity as the device. The company has no bathroom water filtration promo photos. Hmmmm……The Loser attends the filming of the sponsored Dreo ad while sitting on the toilet in the bathroom.

RO Countertop Water Filter WF511

Ultimate Filtration: 7-layer system removes 99.9999% of contaminants. Hassle-free Setup: Plug in and flush—no tools needed. Real-time Monitoring: Smart display tracks filter life and purity.

www.dreo.com

Stephanfraudie shrieks into the camera…..
it's like Christmas
8:24
morning when I play with my new toy!!!!!

3. She them halts the promotion to speak with Ben the electrician and then recommences improperly performing the new machine prep on camera:

8:45
on it is asking for water i have filled
8:48
up the water reservoir which just slots
8:51
on at the back and now I think it has to
8:54
flush the system through the first time
8:56
you use it oh it's


She flushed the machine ONE TIME and gleefully pronounced the machine ready to filter water and that “ now we can actually use this drinking water.”
the
9:00
whole system through and now we can
9:02
actually use this drinking water and

LAZY DUMBASS STEPHANFRAUDIE ONLY FLUSHED THE MACHINE ONE TIME……YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FLUSH THE MACHINE TWICE TO PREPARE THE MACHINE FOR USAGE EVEN AT $4,000 a pop for the sponsored ad, she is too lazy to read the manual or watch manufacturer videos on the product. No bathroom usage advertised by the Dreo manufacturer.

• 𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙡𝙚-𝙛𝙧𝙚𝙚 𝙎𝙚𝙩𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙐𝙨𝙚: No tools, no hassle. Simply plug in, flush twice, and your water purifier is ready to go. Whether it’s for your kitchen, living room, or office, it fits perfectly into any space without complicated installation or plumbing

4. She then ostentatiously uses a Baccarat crystal pitcher valued at over $600 + and /Baccarat crystal stemware to demonstrate her use for the improperly prepared machine. The greedy, materialistic, hedonistic gruesome twosome grifters want to look nouveau riche with the ebegged money derived from deceit, manipulation and lies.

They try to pretend that they are independently wealthy, with Marie Antoinette like excess/expensive luxury, status brands they love to showcase constantly, even in the sponsored dump ads. The $600+ Baccarat pitcher ( used) would cost 1.5 times the price of the $400 Drue water filtration system.WTH?

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You also are not supposed to place a heavy, large crystal pitcher in the area on the machine meant for a flat based drinking glass. You are supposed to use the Dreo plastic water pitcher to capture the filtered water and then pour it in the crystal pitcher.

Stephanfraudie then places a stemmed baccarat crystal water goblet etched with a circle of flowers and the J initial ( what did it cost, in excess of $100?) under the water spout portion of the machine to fill a glass of water for herself. Of course, she only uses a baccarat crystal water goblet to drink the filtered water. No ordinary water glass for the entitled, grifting con artist Stephanfraudie. She also shows off her allegedly “ grifted/ gifted“ ugly Yves Delorme robe in the background of her bathroom.

View attachment 3586542

The jackass Loser smugly states that the filtered “water LOOKS EXTRA PURE IN A CRYSTAL GLASS…….” as greedy Stephanfraudie frantically gulps the water. Drinking filtered water out of a free $100+ etched and monogramed Baccarat crystal water goblet purchased with diverted Patreon funds probably tastes better too.

click to listen to the fake hotel heir get off the toilet and crash the sponsored ad. If the machine can get rid of 99% of contaminants, can it also get rid of the Loser who contaminates the Dump?


View attachment 3586540

Ooops, she outed their separate bedrooms/ beds!
View attachment 3586532

5. What is prominently displayed in the background of the sponsored water filtration system Ad? A bonus for the company!!!!! Repeated close ups of the large framed photograph of Stephanfraudie and her unclothed nether regions is hung on the wall immediately above the $400 water filtration system she is promoting.

Portions of the revealing photo of perpetual, pervy exhibitionist Stephanfraudie are purposefully included in the camera view for the sponsored ad while making filtered toilet water to be stored in Baccarat crystal pitchers for her and the Loser fake fiance to take to their respective bedrooms …….. Stephanfraudie is such a class act…….NOT.
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5. Stephanfraudie kindly included a quick glimpse of her other bathroom painting, e.g., a naked man with a towel over his genitals. Doesn’t this whole set up for the water filtration system ad just scream ” I am very concerned about contaminants in my water at the Dump? So relatable to the average cd viewer…….
View attachment 3586545

6. She then posts a link to the $400 water filtration system sale for 20% off the $400 price, reducing the price to $320 plus shipping, taxes, “ protection fee, etc. She neglected to mention in her ad about the cost and necessity of replacing the reverse osmosis filter ( $46.99 plus taxes and shipping) or the ppc water filter ( $399 plus taxes, shipping and handling).

PPC Cartridge for Water Filter WF511

Enjoy pure, refreshing water with DREO’s DR-KPA017 Ultimate 7-layer filtration system. Featuring PPC, RO, and Post Carbon Cartridges, it removes impurities, improves taste, and inhibits bacterial growth. Simple filter replacement ensures optimal performance.

www.dreo.com

Reverse Osmosis Filter Replacement for Water Filter WF511

Compatible with DREO WF511, this advanced water purifier features a powerful RO filter that removes tiny impurities, saves up to 8,000 plastic bottles, and offers easy filter replacement.

www.dreo.com

RO Countertop Water Filter WF511

Ultimate Filtration: 7-layer system removes 99.9999% of contaminants. Hassle-free Setup: Plug in and flush—no tools needed. Real-time Monitoring: Smart display tracks filter life and purity.

www.dreo.com

7. She also includes a generous chateau 17 code for 17% off of another product on the Dreo site. Many items are already on sale, some up to 38% off, several products at a lower 15% off. That additional 2% savings off those products will be cherished by Dump crew fans.

Not only 12 inches away from the wall but also 12 inches away from wooden furniture , the dipstick has the appliance ON a piece of wooden furniture. She should be reported for poor ad content.

Well spotted Gracie. fan is in such a hurry to chuck out a flog she does not bother with details.Snorts on the other hand, her very highly over paid assistant should be noting these details ,what a couple of frauds they are.

Should we all’ like’ the first comment to ensure Comtesserose gets the most liked comment in the history of Tattle for all the work they do for our channel!?

 

[Kickintheass]

Where are the Expat Butchers. Is it chagnon near Lyon. It's on my route north in a couple of weeks if so. That woman deserves recognition from Tattlers.

 

[graciemckitten]

Here are a very few comments from Dan’s last video 3 days ago . Only 1 or 2 comments about the visit from the gruesome twosome. Usually, there are many comments on his last video posted about the gruesome twosome after the cd video featuring a visit with Dan is aired. Dan still pulls a fair amount of viewer concerns about his safety or the work. Only a handful of representative comments below.Evidently, he has been visibly exhausted in the past few videos.

He needs to take a break, get some rest, decompress, and get recharged mentally, physically, and emotionally. People have accidents and mishaps when they are very tired, and/ or physically or mentally exhausted. You can easily sustain a serious injury working with equipment when tired. Also, even with a harness, a fall from those heights would be serious, and at a minimum, mess with your emotions and headspace when later working at such heights again daily,

elizawalker7196
10 hours ago
Your chateau is an amazing achivement, Dan. You took some dangerous risks but, thankfulky, have remained safe. It's a shame that another chateau owner feels the need to use you for content in her vlogs. There is clearly some jealousy there as you have managed to do more in a very short time than they have managed in 20 years. There is no comparison in terms of the work you have done on your chateau and the quality of content and editing of the vlogs. Because of the jealousy, you have been mocked by your ex-employer. I am glad you are capable of giving as much as you get; you know very well what these people are really like. Well done for achieving what you have done


suedella52
2 days ago
Your a f... idiot getting sun burnt. Haven't you heard of sun cancer, cover up you ate just plain stupid.

vole torturer
LaReynedeNeige
1 day ago
Try saying it in a less obnoxious manner and he might listen to you

suedella52
1 day ago
@LaReynedeNeige @LaReynedeNeige I have posted several time, nicely but it made no difference. I pointed out the risk of skin cancer, melanomas are life threatening. In Australia one person dies every 6 hours.

paulknight9260
2 days ago
As a retired vicar living in France I've conducted too many funerals of Englishmen who have died from malignant melanoma because they thought they didn't need sunscreen.


shannonstone2690
2 days ago
What an amazing accomplishment you three are pulling off. And Dan, your feet, knees and legs have to be SCREAMING right now.

vincevega0
2 days ago
Dude smoking up there. Isn't that how the Chateau burned down?

scssarge4409
2 days ago
Aye Guys; Where are your secondary or double safety lines!? You are still playing with death injuries!!!

alexmaxwell4714
2 days ago
I don't mean to be negative. I like what you have done. But the slating is about as bad as I have ever seen. Its trash m8. Its so bad I can't finish this video. Its just too painful to watch. And put some f'king clothes on. Also show the roof as green not copper. It will not stay copper for long

 

[noisette]

Where are the Expat Butchers. Is it chagnon near Lyon. It's on my route north in a couple of weeks if so. That woman deserves recognition from Tattlers.

No they’re in Charente Maritime https://www.theexpatbutchers.com/?f...cVfYc49c3LEvp_BVhQ_aem_v6CLfaze_uIBGXVlEF5cng
And yes they deserve our support for their hard work and entertaining vlogs