Tonight's vlog was same old schtick. Amaury has removed more of the ceiling and found more painted beams (and rot). Fanny climbs scaffolding in flats and the manky dress she has been wearing for days. The attic floor will probably need to be removed next because the "insulation" (sand) is raining down.
Snorts has laid out his new porcelain all over the dusty AF dining table to admire them, and after hoovering out the cutlery cabinet, spent the remainder of the day filling it with cutlery like the princess he is. SMH.
Fanny once again shills Patreon membership, filling out cards for all of the "new" members. She then reveals the price of the commode (cheese on toast, she paid €3500 for it after tax, and €450 for the cutlery cabinet...) Apparently, she made it into a game for her viewers to guess the price. Fanny then went on to say she saves the money from Patreon and YT for three categories- renovation, to pay the staff (inserts a clip of Pavlina- is Pavlina actually getting paid?), and to buy tat for the shittoo.
Chris installs some drawer pulls for IJ's flat, which Fanny may have ordered drunk, as there were double the amount needed. FRK had been using packing tape as make-shift drawer pulls (in the US, we refer to this as "ghetto AF".). I will give Fanny credit for once- the pulls do actually look good, and Chris did a good job installing them (because they are a PITA to install when there are no existing holes.)
FRK made burgers for dinner (quelle surprise), and the motley crew toasted with water, with Fanny mentioning Amaury left for a few days (is he on a mental health sabbatical, or is he working on TonTon and Tatinette's house?). Herr Nuti stayed behind. Fanny remarked about them all drinking only water, and Snorts looked directly the camera and snarkily stated, "Because I am pregnant!!" Well thanks for the "shout-out" to Tattle, Snorts!
Seriously, why do I even watch this hot garbage?!?
PS- I almost forgot Snorts' new level of abysmal brekkie- he had literally (TM courtesy of American Viscountess) half a cucumber and a huge portion of yogurt, referring to it as "deconstructed tzatziki"- I seriously cannot make this ish up.
Snorts has laid out his new porcelain all over the dusty AF dining table to admire them, and after hoovering out the cutlery cabinet, spent the remainder of the day filling it with cutlery like the princess he is. SMH.
Fanny once again shills Patreon membership, filling out cards for all of the "new" members. She then reveals the price of the commode (cheese on toast, she paid €3500 for it after tax, and €450 for the cutlery cabinet...) Apparently, she made it into a game for her viewers to guess the price. Fanny then went on to say she saves the money from Patreon and YT for three categories- renovation, to pay the staff (inserts a clip of Pavlina- is Pavlina actually getting paid?), and to buy tat for the shittoo.
Chris installs some drawer pulls for IJ's flat, which Fanny may have ordered drunk, as there were double the amount needed. FRK had been using packing tape as make-shift drawer pulls (in the US, we refer to this as "ghetto AF".). I will give Fanny credit for once- the pulls do actually look good, and Chris did a good job installing them (because they are a PITA to install when there are no existing holes.)
FRK made burgers for dinner (quelle surprise), and the motley crew toasted with water, with Fanny mentioning Amaury left for a few days (is he on a mental health sabbatical, or is he working on TonTon and Tatinette's house?). Herr Nuti stayed behind. Fanny remarked about them all drinking only water, and Snorts looked directly the camera and snarkily stated, "Because I am pregnant!!" Well thanks for the "shout-out" to Tattle, Snorts!
Seriously, why do I even watch this hot garbage?!?
PS- I almost forgot Snorts' new level of abysmal brekkie- he had literally (TM courtesy of American Viscountess) half a cucumber and a huge portion of yogurt, referring to it as "deconstructed tzatziki"- I seriously cannot make this ish up.
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