The Chateau Diaries #352 Chateau Lalande, a tale of two twits

[KiKiGee]

tidying the boot corridor (hiding crap somewhere off camera) before presenting the final results to mummy

I will add this photo just for fun...

Stephanie Jarvis can try to cover it up, but remember the mold is still there.

 

[KiKiGee]

In the "on tomorrow's episode " at the end it's SJ and PJ doing some upholstery with PJ making a dig at SJ. (He's dressed in navy gingham shirt and navy women's trousers. )

Philip Janssen purchased that new outfit for Chateau Diy's filming, and Patron Days, just before (killing) the untimely death of Lancelot.

 

[tatter76]

Hahahahahaha...what an idiot he is! Oh and you do have a master - he's called Steph.

 

[Thebirdandthefrog]

Philip Janssen purchased that new outfit for Chateau Diy's filming, and Patron Days, just before (killing) the untimely death of Lancelot.

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Evil dog killer.
What a repugnant and ridiculous creature.

 

[Nettle flower]

Had a similar thing many moons back, a month before my 30th birthday, in the UK before I met Mr Spratt. It was with husband no1 he was knocking off his so call ed best mate's wife. She was being super sickly sweet to me but also telling people I was a basket case, her husband had no clue but I caught them out.

The morning I went to her lights out (5am in the morning) she had less than 5 min to tell her old man I was on my way as ex husband had rung to warn her. He'd got it first from me!

I never got to her, probably just as well as I was that mad (they'd both been making me think I was nuts) I don't think I would have known when to stop but I tore their front garden up with my jeep instead. I left the flower beds just did the grass with some good wheel spins.

It was a first and only time for me too.

As I say I may be a short arse but.......

Sometimes you just need to do it! High five sister...

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

dkdkdkdk

Crazy Ipad auto corrected her to our and I missed the correction. The fraud busting mckitten is from Tennessee and is not related to Stephanfraudie nor any of the Dump crew.

It was all in fun... Sometimes what's in my head just comes out. Gotta love auto correct

 

[TheCook]

Dear Gullibleano your expensive stove sponsorship will be used to create meals like this. Specktackular.View attachment 3512509

WTF is this? Please tell me this isn’t being served to paying guests? Can imagine patrons vomiting over the suspended metal stair case to hell

 

[CountessPompidoo]

WTF is this? Please tell me this isn’t being served to paying guests? Can imagine patrons vomiting over the suspended metal stair case to hell

Ooooooh Welcome @TheCook please introduce yourself. To a point

 

[Cleo's Asp]

The sheep abuse is on the cutting room floor...

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They are pathetic.
Getting high on paint stripper...
That was all Stephanie Jarvis could come up with.

Jun 10, 2024
Jimmy Savage
The paint stripper has sent her over the edge…

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The Chateau Diaries #311 Got to pretend to be in the UK for 181 days a year to be a UK tax resident!

Marie is going to lose her tit ON patreon day, go mental in the jarrrrrrrdin onglayze with a strimmer and then throw a huge pot of rrrrratttatttoooooowwwweeeee up the walls of the freshly painted Disney attraction and if he's there and within arms reach slap Potts with a wet kipper...

tattle.life

What does she look like? She's high on something, that's for sure! She draws her hair so far back, she looks balder than her gayance; maybe she's the one who's transitioning as PJ might then be more interested in her!

 

[Lochness Monster]

WTF is this? Please tell me this isn’t being served to paying guests? Can imagine patrons vomiting over the suspended metal stair case to hell

If it is a Snorty recipe, turkey or tuna and peaches. I have a good mind to forward photos to the London showroom

 

[M&MsMom]

Yummmmmmm......Marie's world famous LASAGNA!

(yes, you know I'm joking!)

 

[Arfarf]

OK! I have to address this as it's been niggling for a few days and I don't get it...

What is it that all the girls see in Despicable fanny? There appears to be a whole girl crush through to full lesbian attraction going on and Despicable fanny is not being reciprocal. She's a tease for sure, likes to lead the girls on to think it could go further but never does.

At present there is MarIE, Tabatha Twitchett Hanni, Pavlova and a sideline Nutzi all vying for attention. Even Kirsty at the beginning and Annalise when it suits her

In the past, and looking at the photos posted here, I would say there were/are dozens more. Cat, Ruth writer, Tess of the doll, the Dutch one who house sat. In fact there have been so many I can't name them all.

What the duck is the attraction for them? She is not pretty or attractive. She is a mean girl. Spreads stories and rumours. Uses and abuses. Is not generous. She is, in short, a hateful creature.

And yet she throws herself at the males in her circle or any visiting and they can't get away quick enough.

Bizarre non?

My thoughts are that the woman you have mentioned were probably NOT popular as young girls....for whatever reason...twitchy, chubby,weird, shy, disabilities of some sort....and for some reason, as Fanny ALWAYS surrounds herself with misfit toys, these ladies feel that they are in the "IN" group. They forget that Fanny, as most narcs do, only use people for her own needs and puposes, but doesn't really CARE for them. I think Kat and Nutti know this and hopeful!y Omberline too. But the rest want to believe that Fanny really likes them and they are in the "clique" now. Juvenile.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

I don't know what illness Hanni had 5 years ago, but time has not been her friend. She's bright, bilingual and fun-loving, but clearly she's not herself. No judgment - many people have troubles throughout their lives and these days more and more young people seem to struggle.

But why escape to the shitoo??? Hanni isn't the only person who has hidden out at the HMN like they were running from the cops. Fanny is not a lifeline, especially if you're forced to pay to stay at that dump cum construction site!

Get some proper professional help! Go to a legitimate, medical retreat! Get on some good drugs that don't burn your face! Volunteer at a real non-profit! Help those who really need help - the elderly, handicapped and homeless! Start your own small business! Go back to work and keep busy earning a living! Grow up, face your problems and become an adult! Go join Oliver Strong wherever he has gone - no doubt Fanny can get you a big 2 for 1 discount! Whatever you do - just get far, far away from Fanny and the shitoo!!!

 

[TheCook]

Yummmmmmm......Marie's world famous LASAGNA!

(yes, you know I'm joking!)

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[Arfarf]

Did someone die and they just put a quilt over them? is Hanni asleep under there?
According to Fanny her father’s paintings are so joyful!?
The armchair interior designer has managed to make what was a reasonable apartment a brocunt store room. Who puts a picture that shape over a head board? The room not only looks hideous View attachment 3512503,grubby and cluttered but also now smaller.
There is just a wardrobe covering the sliding door that leads to mummyapartment/ the stodgy cooking room. I do hope FRK does not revert to her cooking and noise at 1 am as paying guests may be annoyed.

Yep, duck wad has NO idea about scale. That atrocious piece of "boob art" is way too big to be placed over that bed. He is a dumb twit.

 

[Lochness Monster]

Yep, duck wad has NO idea about scale. That atrocious piece of "boob art" is way too big to be placed over that bed. He is a dumb twit.

Perhaps rather than see how the stove is made when they go to Italy the idiot boy should take a class on Palladio's work and theory of scale!
He will probably say do you mean Picasso.

 

[M&MsMom]

I don't know what illness Hanni had 5 years ago, but time has not been her friend. She's bright, bilingual and fun-loving, but clearly she's not herself. No judgment - many people have troubles throughout their lives and these days more and more young people seem to struggle.

But why escape to the shitoo??? Hanni isn't the only person who has hidden out at the HMN like they were running from the cops. Fanny is not a lifeline, especially if you're forced to pay to stay at that dump cum construction site!

Get some proper professional help! Go to a legitimate, medical retreat! Get on some good drugs that don't burn your face! Volunteer at a real non-profit! Help those who really need help - the elderly, handicapped and homeless! Start your own small business! Go back to work and keep busy earning a living! Grow up, face your problems and become an adult! Go join Oliver Strong wherever he has gone - no doubt Fanny can get you a big 2 for 1 discount! Whatever you do - just get far, far away from Fanny and the shitoo!!!
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5 years ago, Hanni was one of the early cases of Covid. I posted this back in 2023, copied from her Facebook page.

Hanni Ross is at Queen Elizabeth Hospital, Woolwich. ·

Nothing is quite as it may seem.
This most certainly is not.
Quirky, sock-featuring millennial shopping outfit haha, opportunistic selfie in a silly pose whilst in a lift?
Think again. I am just home from hospital for the second time. The socks? Paramedics grabbed them for me last time. Today I was lucid enough to make the choice; they make me smile. They make others smile. If you’re wading through tit then pull up your socks. It helps.
Back to my point: a moment in time. One to mark, not forget. This seemingly innocuous photo encapsulates so much of what Covid-19 has and continues to be for me: tough. All whilst being a “humorous” selfie. Perhaps being both of these is the beauty of it.
Attempting to articulate what this photo actually represents; what’s happening outside of the lift? Ouch. Reality. I rarely use social media and it’s been decade(s?) since anything personal posted wasn’t somehow obfuscated.
Where to start? The small group of loved ones, friends who knew, were the most incredible support system, never leaving me alone, even when I was physically separated from everyone? Those I was lucky to get to know during this time who’ve banded together to form a mutual support system? My hilarious, kind, and caring neighbours?
62 days ago with symptoms? 58 days ago waiting for a test? The wonderful paramedics who in the interim came out time and time again? The crew who, 34 days ago, rushed me to hospital? The porters who made light in the dark with us we bumped into walls with the cumbersome beds. The zero sum “game” that every day has become. The doctors & nurses without PPE working 24hrs straight, the bus, tube, and taxi drivers taking folks where they need to be, those trying to get us food, keep public spaces clean? The GP surgery full of staff with a brilliant sense of humour and local pharmacy who have checked in on me constantly? The strangers selflessly banding together forming communities to help each-other, the vulnerable, and those working on the frontline, all whilst using technology we're fortunate to already be familiar with? The MealsForTheNHS.com crew who welcomed me into the fold?
This is barely scratching the surface. I'll have to try again, one day at a time perhaps..
Christ on a bike, stop for a second, look around, realise how lucky you are. Realise how the smallest act of kindness can change a life. Don’t be an arse.
This will likely make little sense. I have to put pen to paper now or I’ll never start. Please forgive whilst my synapses learn to fire again. Whilst I learn not only to do some basic things all over again, but fast-forward through many a life lesson I am yet to comprehend.
It will take a whole lot longer than 62 days to recover.
The perfect words may never come. Irrelevant: time to open up, to show my gratitude, giving recovery a bloody good shot. This includes, among other things, this. Standing up, loudly saying yes, I have had it.
This is not a joke, folks. Wake up.
I am fortunate. I am grateful. It’s been bloody hard. It’s been very long. It’s not over.
I want to be well for those I love, for myself, to help all those around me every day. Introspection over. Socks up. We need to be working together. Let’s go.

(I am “recovering”. I am home again, as of an hour ago. I am loved. So many can’t say the same. 34 days ago I came home “ok”, the only one to do so that day. Wake up, folks, this is no joke.)

The picture that accompanied this post:

 

[tat life]

Lalande features in teaser start to today's Chateau DIY. Stephanie in her boilersuit stripping a mirror frame (with mirror glass still in place) and tidying the boot corridor (hiding crap somewhere off camera) before presenting the final results to mummy whilst wearing her yellow begging dress.

In the "on tomorrow's episode " at the end it's SJ and PJ doing some upholstery with PJ making a dig at SJ. (He's dressed in navy gingham shirt and navy women's trousers. )

Bravo Chateau DIY!
Stephanfraudie has ‘restored‘ a part of the historic dump by tidying the boot corridor and Mummy exclaimed ‘Oh, it’s delightful’

 

[Pyke]

So little clue

 

[Soloand Osokosi]

So little clue

Well her hair looks brightly painted, and not in a good way.