The Chateau Diaries #324 Stephanie, you think you're beyond criticism, but you're beneath our contempt

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @Seeingitasitis for naming the thread, @Lady Avonlea for nominating it. I took some creative liberties.

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Bleu Lala
Chatty Member
Wednesday at 1:35 AM

• #215

So let's pretend we don’t know what we know and take these two at face value.

She lives in a castle and wants other people to send her money.
She does not have a “job” and wants other people to send her money.
She has lived in the castle for decades and the place is filthy and even the basic needs have not been taken care of and she wants other people to send her money. Now some of those issues are huge expenses, but even the ones that don’t require a lot of money have not been done.
She travels constantly and many times in luxury and wants other people to send her money.
She drives a Porsche and wants other people to send her money.
She has so many clothes her closet has literally
fallen down more than once and she wants other people to send her money.
She has on a new dress almost every week and sometimes they are designer outfits that she bought second hand or on super sale, which are still expensive and she wants others to send her money.
She has so much stuff she needed two cargo trailers to hold the over flow and she wants others to send her money.
Her family has property all over the world and she wants others to send her money.
She has hundreds if not thousands of pieces of china, porcelain, crystal, silver ware, serving pieces and the like and she wants others to send her money.
She buys more porcelain, and related items several times a week and she wants others to send her money.
She buys furniture sight unseen from famous places and at auction on a regular basis and she wants others to send her money.
She has multiple “gardens” and three gardeners and she wants others to send her money.

OK AND TO THE POINT FINALLY
ALL THE WHILE SHE WANTED OTHERS TO SEND HER MONEY SHE WAS DRINKING HER TEA OUT OF A CUP VALUED AT ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN bleeping DOLLARS!!!!

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Milre
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Tuesday at 8:02 AM

• #64

So did I get it right? He allegedly buys a plate for 8 Euro at a brocante or a factory sale and then sells it for 80 Euro, because it became more valuable since it sat for months unused catching original Lalande dust and was then hand washed at midnight buy a unpaid volunteer in a filthy arrière cuisine. And if you are lucky maybe even a patreon ate from it? And you can't even be sure that the plates will arrive anytime this year without being broken? I am speechless.... The only silver lining being that they will loose interest by September (who might have thought that wrapping is so much work?) when they start prefilming for advent calendar to be able to travel in December to escape the cold because : the heating is still unfinished

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tuffiti
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Yesterday at 9:15 AM

• #733

Thanks so much everyone for the nice comments re the Lancelot video

It looks like YouTube has a bug that published vids not always show up on the creator's page. On the video tab it should now be visible.

Toyed with the idea of deleting the trolls, but decided to let it be. To the commenters that came to my defence, I'm very grateful as I find it quite scary to read hate comments...

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Pyke
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Yesterday at 9:14 PM

• #877

Not sure if this has been posted ??? go St Kathy !!!

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Ladeda1957
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Tuesday at 8:18 AM

• #70

@tinamarie9312
1 hour ago (edited)
Percy is an extremely handsome man. Has he modeled ever? I’m absolutely sure Ralph Lauren or Dior would hire him in a second.

Who is Tina talking about not Percy 🩻 he’s going to model for Ralph or Dior, wtf I’m losing more brain cells every day reading these comments. Does she realise Percy can barely walk and is dehydrating in front of our eyes. No shame to Percy in this but these idiots fanculo !!!!!!

Maybe she’s got Percy and Hanni confused, what do I know and I’m not sure why this is annoying me so much

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tuffiti
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Friday at 5:34 PM

• #594

And here it is on YouTube - for however long it will stay up...

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@tuffiti you are the greatest of all time (GOAT)

As always thank you all who contribute.
Remember we have a wiki... which have grown incredibly big
#FreeGalahad
Happy Tattling

 

[ploppityplop2]

So she can’t be arsed to go pick up her dead dog’s ashes but has no problem getting a new on in a different country?

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Thank you @ComtesseRose as usual for your devotion to keeping the SS Tattle on course. As we have a bright shiny new thread I’d like to be among the first to wish fan La Flash a miserable 49th birthday. Little did the universe know what a stain on humanity you would be. Ta darling!

 

[Balmoral]

Well, golly gee. It was because of all of YOU that Fraudie just HAD to get another victim. ALL her fans, patrons etc almost demanded that she buck up and immediately locate a lancey replacement. Her public insisted that her overwhelming abundance of love must be showered upon Galahad and not left to wither into dust.

Speaking of dust, Lord Lard Arse is a freak of nature. Has no bones, sinew, muscle, veins, ankles, knuckles - just flab, pudgy flab. Not overweight, just lardy. She cannot possibly find him attractive.

There was a priceless, but tiny scene in 2020, Sept or 0ct, when fraudie was showing phi around when they ran into Armoire, near marie's (4th?) flower 'studio'. F4f breathlessly exclaimed ' Amaury has made a gym/work out room 'theyah'! pheef looked thrilled and trilled 'oh, i could work out with you or you could show me how to work out' !! the look of revulsion on Amoire's face, before scene was cut, was lovely. Perhaps he was still a volunteer and not yet the interloping boyfriend. Of course, Amaury has now been (re)educated as to Lord Lard's elevated position.

 

[LurkingMeg]

Congratulations @Seeingitasitis for naming the thread, @Lady Avonlea for nominating it. I took some creative liberties.

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Bleu Lala
Chatty Member
Wednesday at 1:35 AM

• #215

So let's pretend we don’t know what we know and take these two at face value.

She lives in a castle and wants other people to send her money.
She does not have a “job” and wants other people to send her money.
She has lived in the castle for decades and the place is filthy and even the basic needs have not been taken care of and she wants other people to send her money. Now some of those issues are huge expenses, but even the ones that don’t require a lot of money have not been done.
She travels constantly and many times in luxury and wants other people to send her money.
She drives a Porsche and wants other people to send her money.
She has so many clothes her closet has literally
fallen down more than once and she wants other people to send her money.
She has on a new dress almost every week and sometimes they are designer outfits that she bought second hand or on super sale, which are still expensive and she wants others to send her money.
She has so much stuff she needed two cargo trailers to hold the over flow and she wants others to send her money.
Her family has property all over the world and she wants others to send her money.
She has hundreds if not thousands of pieces of china, porcelain, crystal, silver ware, serving pieces and the like and she wants others to send her money.
She buys more porcelain, and related items several times a week and she wants others to send her money.
She buys furniture sight unseen from famous places and at auction on a regular basis and she wants others to send her money.
She has multiple “gardens” and three gardeners and she wants others to send her money.

OK AND TO THE POINT FINALLY
ALL THE WHILE SHE WANTED OTHERS TO SEND HER MONEY SHE WAS DRINKING HER TEA OUT OF A CUP VALUED AT ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN bleeping DOLLARS!!!!

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Milre
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Tuesday at 8:02 AM

• #64

So did I get it right? He allegedly buys a plate for 8 Euro at a brocante or a factory sale and then sells it for 80 Euro, because it became more valuable since it sat for months unused catching original Lalande dust and was then hand washed at midnight buy a unpaid volunteer in a filthy arrière cuisine. And if you are lucky maybe even a patreon ate from it? And you can't even be sure that the plates will arrive anytime this year without being broken? I am speechless.... The only silver lining being that they will loose interest by September (who might have thought that wrapping is so much work?) when they start prefilming for advent calendar to be able to travel in December to escape the cold because : the heating is still unfinished

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tuffiti
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Yesterday at 9:15 AM

• #733

Thanks so much everyone for the nice comments re the Lancelot video

It looks like YouTube has a bug that published vids not always show up on the creator's page. On the video tab it should now be visible.

Toyed with the idea of deleting the trolls, but decided to let it be. To the commenters that came to my defence, I'm very grateful as I find it quite scary to read hate comments...

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Pyke
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Yesterday at 9:14 PM

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Not sure if this has been posted ??? go St Kathy !!!

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100% Agree with Kathy on this one

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Ladeda1957
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Tuesday at 8:18 AM

• #70

@tinamarie9312
1 hour ago (edited)
Percy is an extremely handsome man. Has he modeled ever? I’m absolutely sure Ralph Lauren or Dior would hire him in a second.

Who is Tina talking about not Percy 🩻 he’s going to model for Ralph or Dior, wtf I’m losing more brain cells every day reading these comments. Does she realise Percy can barely walk and is dehydrating in front of our eyes. No shame to Percy in this but these idiots fanculo !!!!!!

Maybe she’s got Percy and Hanni confused, what do I know and I’m not sure why this is annoying me so much

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tuffiti
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Friday at 5:34 PM

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And here it is on YouTube - for however long it will stay up...

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@tuffiti you are the greatest of all time (GOAT)

As always thank you all who contribute.
Remember we have a wiki... which have grown incredibly big
#FreeGalahad
Happy Tattling

As the owner of small breeds I was HORRIFIED that they have a lead on a collar for that dog. Apparently, they have no idea how many small dogs have hung themselves like that. Snaps their neck like a twig. Harnesses ONLY. Kathy is also correct about the potty training. Small breeds are notoriously hard to potty train. Remember when you first visited your family home after returning home from college or your own flat for the first time? How SMALL it looked to you compared to how big you thought it was in your mind? Now imagine a tiny dog. Must seem like a massive maze. These two fuckwits have no clue. They need to take the dog to training where they will learn more than the dog about these things.
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And let me add, anyone with a small breed knows how tiny their organs are. Giving Lancelot treatment at home for a bug bite and waiting "to see how that goes" was the DUMBEST thing ever. Any chance of allergic reactions or upper respiratory issues have to be treated immediately. Don't get me started on that sus ass breeder. Just really disgusted.

 

[KiKiGee]

youmerosie3829
2 hours ago (edited)
Just remember, treat him well, hes not a toy and not for content! Also a tad concerned. Did you see him with his Mum, do you know his provenance. Any inherited traits! Please tell me you didnt phone some random and meet a man off a train and buy him. Its so silly if you did. Had he had his first injection etc. Every dog we had, we met the breeder asked lots of question, met the Mum and so much more.....

RF-pq8gw
3 hours ago
Wise to restrict large and unknown dogs and even Cats from play with the new successor. It’s unclear what caused Lancelots puncture wounds.

Earlofdungus
10 hours ago
Why would you get another without knowing what caused lancelot’s illness?

Satuskanal
11 hours ago
No feelings don't you miss.. if you remember.......

drunkenwilly22
7 hours ago
Wait. Where did Lancelot go?

drunkenwilly22
7 hours ago
Did Lancelot die????

michellejames4493
16 hours ago
I'm confused....I thought Lancelot was only 9 months old?? he's gone already?....sorry, not been here for a while...have I missed something?

mireille4751
1 hour ago
It is explained in recent previous videos.

mireille4751
1 hour ago
See recent previous videos.

mireille4751
1 hour ago
They want a tiny dog to be able to travel with easily, especially in a plane, and it must have no fur because they are allergic to dogs hair. This is why they chose the rare Prague Ratter breed. Unfortunately it is so rare that can’t be found in shelters in France.

 

[billybudd]

It occurs to me Jarvis and Janssen believe insta replacement of Lancelot literally expunges and erases the mistakes they made with him and their apparent letting him die of cheapness. Narcs have no empathy, it's very hard to understand. But a new dog completely erases history.
This quorum on narcs mourning is hair-raising -- and describes Stephanie Jarvis perfectly. Her insistence that Lancelot's whimpering to go out or for some other reason was just playing for attention is the tip of this iceberg, as is her calling him "annoying". His death would have been annoying to her.

https://www.quora.com/Can-a-narcissist-be-sad-if-someone-dies-Like-a-parent-or-grandparent-And-do-they-feel-the-same-sadness-as-someone-without-narcissism#:~:text=As%20great%20causers%20of%20grief,animals%E2%80%94especially%20his%20German%20Shepard

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"Parent’s death does not affect them. It just gives them a stage to act victimized - this time around, they play a grieving victim. So they put on an act of pain, but they actually feel none."

"I'll answer this question from personal experience and it's quite disturbing. The narcissist I knew received news that his mother had been diagnosed with cancer. He showed no emotion whatsoever of sadness, worry or compassion for his mother. What he did show was annoyance over that if she got worse it would disrupt his personal daily activities and plans he had. She got worse and his annoyance grew but still no signs of sadness."

"They feel thier own pain for their loss of their supply, not for the human being.
My sister saw me mourning for a mutual friend. She actually asked me with an amusing smirk on her face. “You are really upset Charlie died?” I said well yes. You know a human being died..our friend. It was like I was explaining a foreign language. She really didn't understand my pain."

"Their grief is mixed with anger, as if “how dare you abandon me?!” My ex-narc claimed to love animals—especially his German Shepard. But he contained the animal for sometimes up to 23 1/2 hours a day in a tiny one room apartment. I said, “You realize, if you tried to adopt a Shepard this size at Animal Control, they would deny you because the dog needs a yard to roam.” Narc shot me the sociopathic stare in silence. I said, “You don’t love the dog. You love having the dog.''

 

[JackSpratt]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for keeping us afloat. xxxx

Also to @KiKiGee , @graciemckitten and @tuffiti for all of you sleuthing, info gathering, Wiki update, patreon uploading - stars xx

@Seeingitasitis and @Lady Avonlea well done on the name and nom.

Here we are again, hoping beyond hope that this new tiny replacement for it's poor defenseless predecessor, who didn't deserve to end up with the monsters that are Stephanie and Philip, let alone to die a horrible lonely death, will be safe and live longer than 8 months.

Owners, who to them Lancelot is no better than yesterdays chip wrappings, who couldn't even be bothered to go and collect the ashes of a little dog they 'loved so much'. I hate you more than words can say.

Horrible when you think of it like that isn't it Stephanie and Philip. I hope it haunts you.

The sick superfans who encouraged this and now gush over Galahad. Lancelot? Lancelot who, what was he? You too should be ashamed.

The rest of the family, cast and hangers on, you're all guilty as charged too for condoning it. Any of you who feel like us but haven't the backbone to say anything, shame on you too.

It's all too sad

 

[Iolair]

From the previous thread...

This post makes perfect sense to me. Don't you see? It's a threat.

I'll be watching you too fan.

 

[mrsp67]

Time for a derail:

As most of you know I own a little cafe/ soup sandwich shop. We make soup every day. We need some new ideas! Help a girl out. what soups do you like to make or eat??

 

[Le Baiseur]

Time for a derail:

As most of you know I own a little cafe/ soup sandwich shop. We make soup every day. We need some new ideas! Help a girl out. what soups do you like to make or eat??

Gazpacho!
Also, a Vietnamese restaurant I loved made an awesome pumpkin coconut soup... sounds strange but it was delicious.

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Today in honour of fan’s 50-1 birthday I stayed in bed until afternoon, but instead of feeling like a princess I just feel lazy! How does that awful creature lie in bed most of the day? I hope fan chokes on some dry birthday cake crumbs, that she pokes Snorty in the eye with her birthday tiara and that her birthday flowers all dry up and wilt like her barren, menopausal vagina.
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Time for a derail:

As most of you know I own a little cafe/ soup sandwich shop. We make soup every day. We need some new ideas! Help a girl out. what soups do you like to make or eat??

I enjoy a delicious beef barley soup that is thick, well-seasoned and not too bland. Perhaps a nice hot, spicy Thai soup with seafood. I enjoy most soups, except pea soup.

 

[KiKiGee]

Stephanie Jarvis and Philip Janssen put a leash on the puppy to keep it on the bed??? What could go wrong???
Please, note the scarf...

Stephanie Jarvis then explains it is not what it appears to be.

So, was this also a gift???

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Time for a derail:

As most of you know I own a little cafe/ soup sandwich shop. We make soup every day. We need some new ideas! Help a girl out. what soups do you like to make or eat??

I agree with Le Baiseur, this is the time of year for gazpacho, but I also like Sardinian herb soup made with this recipe.

Sardinian Herb Soup - britstable.com

Looking for a blue zone recipe? This Sardinian Herb Soup is packed full of nutrients and also tastes good. What are you waiting for?

britstable.com

Also I recently made this and loved it with fresh okra and gulf shrimp.

Okro Soup with spinach | Chef Lola's Kitchen

Okro soup is a very popular and delicious stew that is loved by the majority of the people, in West Africa, especially if cooked well.

cheflolaskitchen.com

 

[Jeeves]

Time for a derail:

As most of you know I own a little cafe/ soup sandwich shop. We make soup every day. We need some new ideas! Help a girl out. what soups do you like to make or eat??

How about a traditional hearty Welsh Cawl? Chop parsley and place in the bottom of the soup bowl before spooning in the hot Cawl.

Cawl recipe

Cawl is a Welsh stew that's wonderfully comforting and best made the day before serving.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[john eccles]

Well fcuk me, yes I just saw it, another defenseless animal has ended up with the canine version of Fred and Rosemary West.

 

[ComtesseRose]

We need some new ideas!

Carrot & Gochujang (Korean Chilipaste) is a favourite go to of mine. (Carrots can be substituted with pumpkin, and the chilipaste can be substituted with ginger)

And antiquated Danish soup is Buttermilk soup.
It does sound odd - the thing is, it's not really made anymore, as the buttermilk process has changed. Nowadays culture is added to milk to make buttermilk rather than it being churned.

 

[Jeeves]

Stephanie Jarvis and Philip Janssen put a leash on the puppy to keep it on the bed??? What could go wrong???
Please, note the scarf...


Stephanie Jarvis then explains it is not what it appears to be.

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So, was this also a gift???

Wasn't Twotom photographed wearing this scarf?

 

[EvaQ8..the bldg]

Time for a derail:

As most of you know I own a little cafe/ soup sandwich shop. We make soup every day. We need some new ideas! Help a girl out. what soups do you like to make or eat??

Like @Lady Avonlea , no pea soup for me! Non merci!
I love leeks so I suggest a leek and potato soup or a cream of leek soup.
For a full meal, lasagna soup or stuffed pepper soup. Very filling!
For a little bit of elegance, lobster bisque.

I’m hungry now!