Well congratulations @LurkingMeg for naming the thread, and @Lady Avonlea for nominating it.
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ComtesseRose
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Yesterday at 12:54 AM
Girl... Somebody needs to tell her...!
KiKiGee
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Wednesday at 8:47 PM
hisnewlife3543
1 hour ago
Stephanie, I do hope you are helping with the actual work, instead of having your hair done and massages? Your mother shouldn't be working at all.
johngraham8794
2 hours ago
Why didn't all the preparations start earlier instead of you going to UK?
Sparrowdean
21 minutes ago
When do you think all the preparations started, and how do you know?
johngraham8794
3 minutes ago
@Sparrowdean Well if she was in the Uk at the weekend .. let me guess not the weekend. Then 2 days clearing out stuff from an attic that had been there for 10 years so that was really urgent. Then a massage and a hair do.. so you tell me please when the preparations started
MRShavershamsdress
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Thursday at 4:08 PM
Le Baiseur
VIP Member
Yesterday at 1:01 AM
I already got my advance copy!
T Rex
VIP Member
Wednesday at 4:32 AM
I felt like I needed a bowl of popcorn for today's vlog, as in the words of fan, "It's SOOO good!" It truly showed what a dumpster 
the Shitoo is and how facked up her priorities and "management" of the place are. Bless Pavlina's heart- like her or not (she has never claimed to be a refugee, and did emphatically state previously multiple times she was NOT, despite fan trying to pawn her off as one), she worked her tail off whilst staying there pulling weeds and cleaning, and had the sense to pull chocks the day before to escape the madhouse.
Nary a petrol can in sight nor a drop of gas to be found for the mowers. IJ was livid- rightfully so. fan has on hire THREE gardeners on a part time basis (times are tight for fan with her €30K monthly Patreon earnings), and neither fan nor Snorts can be arsed to run a mower. Snorts is far too delicate to operate heavy machinery and is allergic to his own sweat, but having an 80+ year old man recovering from TB to mow the lawns was a fine idea.
Oh vey, the WWII tents are back. fan loves things that are free, and they smell just like the Shitoo, so there is that. The fact that fan had to tell Snorts to replace Tatinette (Chantal was a trooper, working her behind off to help and did not belong out there- where was her future daughter-in-law?) was pretty telling, as he reluctantly did so with some sighing. Snorts throwing the pole on the ground certainly looked like he was throwing a tantrum.
While most people hosting a big event would be overseeing the preparation details, fan had no time for that because she and ScotMan have been faffing off going down "memory lane" for days in the attic. She put on her new dress, a summer hat, and asked Percy for the keys to the convertible so she could pick up Potts in style. IJ was visibly ired, but Percy just handed her the keys- the whole thing was akin to a teenager asking their parents to borrow the car. (And no Ruthy Writer with Potts- she was just with him- where did she "Escape" to?...)
FRK has an assistant cook named Julie, who seems oddly sane... Run for your life, Julie... Herr Nuti got a manicure and wasn't seen doing much else. Annaliese "allegedly" added some highlights to Permasmile's hair. Snorts faffed off to the village to get wine (wat dis?, in bottles?!) probably from Intermarche. Percy got a haircut. Nick the Tree Surgeon is probably the one who brought gas for the mowers. A peachick is missing and presumed dead. Hani had her hair bleached to resemble the missing chicken chicks. Omberline looked as POed and sweaty as Amaury. The motley crew had lunch of cold leftover pizza from the previous evening under the smelly tents, and gathered under them again for hamburgers for dinner. Potts did fork all except get his hair dyed to look like Elvis- as much as I loathe Snorts, even that whining child did far more than the 10% owner. Oh yeah, Amaury covered a shipping container in camoflauge netting, which fan was chuffed about because "It resembles a hedge!"
Speaking of derelict owners of the Shitoo, where is the 40% owner, Baghead Nick?!? He could at least put a bag on his head, join the party and thank those who have generously donated so he no longer needs to pay the electrics and water bills.
It is awful to say, but it was really an enjoyable vlog because it was SO BAD! Even with fan's "Live, Laugh, Love" editing, it was still a f-ing hot mess dumpster fire!
Last edited: Wednesday at 4:39 AM
T Rex
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Yesterday at 3:07 AM
The passive aggressive remarks by Viv and Percy when fan faffed about doing fork all in her dressing gown were pretty epic, and were not at all lost with fan's "creative editing". Viv seemed absolutely disgusted, as SHE was the one up early to deal with the pastries and last minute items whilst fan slept in and did absolutely nothing to contribute to her OWN Patreon day.... Props to Percy for calling her out and making fun of her. The 10% owner earned the title of "#2 Laziest Person of the Shitoo", as he showed up to the morning meeting in rumpled clothing, appearing hungover and had just woken up as well.
fan's only priority was wearing her new Hannibal Lecter Foreo mask and picking out an expensive dress.
The food- this had to be the BEST the food has ever looked at a Patreon Day, so props to Julie (the head Nurse in M.A.S.H. was "Hot Lips", so that will be her new moniker) and FRK, who seemed to actually listen to Hot Lips (WHAAAA?!?) and refrained from covering the food in flowers. Someone forgot the serving implements for dessert, though, so guests used their hands- classy. FRK did tell fan that the paddle attachment for the mixer broke, but fan cannot be arsed with that- it is HER special day!
I'm not sure WHY fan did not give the Chapel restorers a few days off, but instead brought the guests through whilst they were working. They seemed really pleased (NOT.) I hope they leave a few "Easter Eggs" in their paint restorations!
Andi set up an art station, which was really weird, but probably to give guests something to do and sell her paintings. Viv is probably kicking herself for not setting a makeshift QVC-type tent to hawk her jewelry. Missed opportunity.
Amaury was wearing a button-down shirt and khaki shorts to serve to guest luncheon, but had changed into a black tank top and shorts for the guest photos. Odd. Herr Nuti looked like she ate her way through Argentina (I know, it is not nice to say), as that outfit did her no favours. Herr Nuti looked like she raided Chantal's closet circa 1980.
Creepy Shrek was lurking wherever fan went. Ugh, he looked so gross. Didn't he have a group to manage? I was hoping Kirsty would appear with the sheep shearing clippers and do a "re-enactment" on him, but no such luck. There are still 2 more days to go so we can hope!
The "swag bags"- oooh, I wonder what is in them? Other than the miniscule jars of LaLande honey with a sticker on top, fan was pretty mum about their contents. I suspect they were filled with random attic discards from the attic- hence, why the attic clearing was so important.
Dana appeared like a bad dream carrying a radish reject from the garden that she announced she will take home and cook. Dafuq?
A guest brought a "the largest 8-week old baby" with them as well- WHY?!? Poor Lancelot was MIA- probably locked in fan's loo, and I do hope he pissed and shat everywhere in retaliation.
What an exciting day at the Shitoo for the Orphan Princess to meet with her worshippers and have her slaves tend to everything. It truly was a "Day in the Life of fan" because it showcased how little she actually does other than to spend their money on tat and not accomplish an actual thing.
Jeeves
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Wednesday at 9:20 AM
Who carried this look off better?
And the Patreon vlog
tuffiti
Active member
Thursday at 12:42 PM
Yesterday's Patreon vlog:
As always thank you all who contribute.
Remember we have a wiki.
Happy Tattling.
Most Liked Posts from the previous thread
ComtesseRose
VIP Member
Yesterday at 12:54 AM
Girl... Somebody needs to tell her...!
KiKiGee
VIP Member
Wednesday at 8:47 PM
hisnewlife3543
1 hour ago
Stephanie, I do hope you are helping with the actual work, instead of having your hair done and massages? Your mother shouldn't be working at all.
johngraham8794
2 hours ago
Why didn't all the preparations start earlier instead of you going to UK?
Sparrowdean
21 minutes ago
When do you think all the preparations started, and how do you know?
johngraham8794
3 minutes ago
@Sparrowdean Well if she was in the Uk at the weekend .. let me guess not the weekend. Then 2 days clearing out stuff from an attic that had been there for 10 years so that was really urgent. Then a massage and a hair do.. so you tell me please when the preparations started
MRShavershamsdress
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Thursday at 4:08 PM
Just a reminder for tattlers with a bit of time and a desire for justice, vlog commenters can be reported for harassment and bullying. As I had an extra hour this morning ol’ Sparrowdean (aka Rosie Hugh) has had every inappropriate comment for the last month reported. I’ve also been reporting people like Sparrowdean, Mirielle, Caro the not so Gooder and Xanthe as proxy accounts used for harrassment.graciemckitten said:
BELOW IS ONE THREAD IN THE CD COMMENTS WITH AN ARGUMENTATIVE DUMP ACCOUNT SPARROWDEAN..
@darladressler
1 day ago
did they ever say where Pavolina is living now and what she is doing?
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@Sparrowdean
20 hours ago
@lala-ct9ir Why the heck should anything have been said about such private information? It's beyond me why any rational adult would think that it's OK to make such inquiries about a private person on a social media platform.
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@Sparrowdean
18 hours ago
@sarahfoster6765 It's my high horse to sit on! Quite clearly, from what Pavlina has said, she isn't going on an errand for the chateau, so your explanation is nonsensical. Some of you are far too intrusive. If people wish to announce where they are now living and what they are doing, they'll do so themselves.
DUMP ACCOUNT SPARROWDEAN is Sensitive about why Grant left. Also Pavlina. Sounds like condescending, argumentative drunk phi phi was on Dump duty.
@Sparrowdean
14 hours ago
@lala-ct9ir Some people are far too intrusive. And, contrary to what you say, a lot of information is not given about everyone. For instance, look at when Grant left. People say as much or as little as they wish. The vlog is about Stephanie and her life at the chateau. So, apart from Stephanie, her mother, and her stepfather, we actually know very little about the private lives of the people who work, volunteer, and visit at the chateau. Nic even keeps his face hidden! And, given the intrusive nature of some of the comments, it's obvious why most people have the good sense not to reveal too much about themselves.
@sarahfoster6765
11 hours ago
@Sparrowdean you are a very angry person aren’t you? It was an enquiry in case someone had missed something,not an interrogation, we know people have the right to privacy & nobody was demanding an answer they were just wondering if they missed anything. And I didn’t say Pavlina was going on an errand for the Chateau I said sometimes people go on errands so the person commenting might of thought this was the case with Pavlina & she missed something. I suggest you relax a bit because you seem very stressed
@Sparrowdean
8 hours ago
@sarahfoster6765 I suggest you focus on your own stress levels. You should chill instead of conjuring up fanciful and unlikely nonsense that comes across as extremely silly and irrelevant, given what Stephanie said to Pavlina as she was leaving.
@sarahfoster6765
6 hours ago
@Sparrowdean I am perfectly stress free thank you, you are spewing complete & utter nonsense & if anyone is coming across as silly & irrelevant I think you’ll find it’s youView attachment 3046598. Why do you think it’s your job to come on here & be completely rude & obnoxious nobody was asking your opinion & going by other people replies to your comment they agree so we can’t all be wrong. You don’t have to keep telling me what went on in the vlog I saw it, I am commenting on your reply to someone who asked a question.
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@sarahfoster6765
6 hours ago
@Sparrowdean plus how am I conjuring up fanciful & unlikely nonsense that is irrelevant, I am commenting on what has been said View attachment 3046600️, you are
WTF?
@Sparrowdean
5 hours ago (edited)
@sarahfoster6765 I'm surprised that you need to ask for details about the fanciful, unlikely and irrelevant nonsense that you've conjured up, but here goes. As was clearly stated in the video, Pavlina was returning to England. Stephanie told her she'd be welcomed back at the chateau at any time. We knew that she'd been in the UK for a while because she even met up with Philip and Stephanie in London at their flat earlier in the year. Furthermore, when Pavlina initially left, it was made clear that she was going to be travelling around. In view of the above, your explanation that sometimes people go on errands for the chateau, so this is what the person who asked the question might have though Pavlina was doing is fanciful and ridiculous. Absolutely nothing whatsoever in the video could lead anyone to make such an assumption and Stephanie has never, to my knowledge, asked anyone to fly to the UK on an errand for her. Just how much more information can anyone possibly need to know about Pavlina without being intrusive?
@sarahfoster6765
4 hours ago
@Sparrowdean OMG you have a seriousproblem, I haven’t asked for any details of anything, I think you have lost the plot, I just told you I know what was said as I watched it. I think you are making too much of this & you need to chill it really isn’t that deep & I certainly can’t be bothered to read any more of your delusional crap. I have no idea what you are writing about it’s like you are having a conversation with yourself. So do us all a favour & give it a rest
@lala-ct9ir
2 hours ago
@Sparrowdean You seem very invested in all the details, other people are not but have lives that are full of distractions. Maybe they missed some vlog and saw another while their attention really was elsewhere, happens to me all the time. And that's why they ask questions
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He is wearing his mommy’s trousers again.
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The reason they gave the old mattress to Andie in a video this last week that they know that if they take it to the charity shop, the charity shop refuse to take a used mattress, and they will be forced to take it to the tip/Dump themselves, If they give it to Andi, she will haul it away for them back to her newly purchased home. Andi isn’t picky. Didn’t she take the peacock tit covered sofa in the outdoor building?
Le Baiseur
VIP Member
Yesterday at 1:01 AM
I already got my advance copy!
T Rex
VIP Member
Wednesday at 4:32 AM
I felt like I needed a bowl of popcorn for today's vlog, as in the words of fan, "It's SOOO good!"
It truly showed what a dumpster the Shitoo is and how facked up her priorities and "management" of the place are. Bless Pavlina's heart- like her or not (she has never claimed to be a refugee, and did emphatically state previously multiple times she was NOT, despite fan trying to pawn her off as one), she worked her tail off whilst staying there pulling weeds and cleaning, and had the sense to pull chocks the day before to escape the madhouse.Nary a petrol can in sight nor a drop of gas to be found for the mowers. IJ was livid- rightfully so. fan has on hire THREE gardeners on a part time basis (times are tight for fan with her €30K monthly Patreon earnings), and neither fan nor Snorts can be arsed to run a mower. Snorts is far too delicate to operate heavy machinery and is allergic to his own sweat, but having an 80+ year old man recovering from TB to mow the lawns was a fine idea.
Oh vey, the WWII tents are back. fan loves things that are free, and they smell just like the Shitoo, so there is that. The fact that fan had to tell Snorts to replace Tatinette (Chantal was a trooper, working her behind off to help and did not belong out there- where was her future daughter-in-law?) was pretty telling, as he reluctantly did so with some sighing. Snorts throwing the pole on the ground certainly looked like he was throwing a tantrum.
While most people hosting a big event would be overseeing the preparation details, fan had no time for that because she and ScotMan have been faffing off going down "memory lane" for days in the attic. She put on her new dress, a summer hat, and asked Percy for the keys to the convertible so she could pick up Potts in style. IJ was visibly ired, but Percy just handed her the keys- the whole thing was akin to a teenager asking their parents to borrow the car. (And no Ruthy Writer with Potts- she was just with him- where did she "Escape" to?...)
FRK has an assistant cook named Julie, who seems oddly sane... Run for your life, Julie... Herr Nuti got a manicure and wasn't seen doing much else. Annaliese "allegedly" added some highlights to Permasmile's hair. Snorts faffed off to the village to get wine (wat dis?, in bottles?!) probably from Intermarche. Percy got a haircut. Nick the Tree Surgeon is probably the one who brought gas for the mowers. A peachick is missing and presumed dead. Hani had her hair bleached to resemble the missing chicken chicks. Omberline looked as POed and sweaty as Amaury. The motley crew had lunch of cold leftover pizza from the previous evening under the smelly tents, and gathered under them again for hamburgers for dinner. Potts did fork all except get his hair dyed to look like Elvis- as much as I loathe Snorts, even that whining child did far more than the 10% owner. Oh yeah, Amaury covered a shipping container in camoflauge netting, which fan was chuffed about because "It resembles a hedge!"
Speaking of derelict owners of the Shitoo, where is the 40% owner, Baghead Nick?!?
He could at least put a bag on his head, join the party and thank those who have generously donated so he no longer needs to pay the electrics and water bills.It is awful to say, but it was really an enjoyable vlog because it was SO BAD! Even with fan's "Live, Laugh, Love" editing, it was still a f-ing hot mess dumpster fire!
Last edited: Wednesday at 4:39 AM
T Rex
VIP Member
Yesterday at 3:07 AM
The passive aggressive remarks by Viv and Percy when fan faffed about doing fork all in her dressing gown were pretty epic, and were not at all lost with fan's "creative editing". Viv seemed absolutely disgusted, as SHE was the one up early to deal with the pastries and last minute items whilst fan slept in and did absolutely nothing to contribute to her OWN Patreon day.... Props to Percy for calling her out and making fun of her. The 10% owner earned the title of "#2 Laziest Person of the Shitoo", as he showed up to the morning meeting in rumpled clothing, appearing hungover and had just woken up as well.
fan's only priority was wearing her new Hannibal Lecter Foreo mask and picking out an expensive dress.
The food- this had to be the BEST the food has ever looked at a Patreon Day, so props to Julie (the head Nurse in M.A.S.H. was "Hot Lips", so that will be her new moniker) and FRK, who seemed to actually listen to Hot Lips (WHAAAA?!?) and refrained from covering the food in flowers. Someone forgot the serving implements for dessert, though, so guests used their hands- classy. FRK did tell fan that the paddle attachment for the mixer broke, but fan cannot be arsed with that- it is HER special day!
I'm not sure WHY fan did not give the Chapel restorers a few days off, but instead brought the guests through whilst they were working. They seemed really pleased (NOT.) I hope they leave a few "Easter Eggs" in their paint restorations!
Andi set up an art station, which was really weird, but probably to give guests something to do and sell her paintings. Viv is probably kicking herself for not setting a makeshift QVC-type tent to hawk her jewelry. Missed opportunity.
Amaury was wearing a button-down shirt and khaki shorts to serve to guest luncheon, but had changed into a black tank top and shorts for the guest photos. Odd. Herr Nuti looked like she ate her way through Argentina (I know, it is not nice to say), as that outfit did her no favours. Herr Nuti looked like she raided Chantal's closet circa 1980.
Creepy Shrek was lurking wherever fan went. Ugh, he looked so gross. Didn't he have a group to manage? I was hoping Kirsty would appear with the sheep shearing clippers and do a "re-enactment" on him, but no such luck. There are still 2 more days to go so we can hope!
The "swag bags"- oooh, I wonder what is in them? Other than the miniscule jars of LaLande honey with a sticker on top, fan was pretty mum about their contents. I suspect they were filled with random attic discards from the attic- hence, why the attic clearing was so important.
Dana appeared like a bad dream carrying a radish reject from the garden that she announced she will take home and cook. Dafuq?
A guest brought a "the largest 8-week old baby" with them as well- WHY?!? Poor Lancelot was MIA- probably locked in fan's loo, and I do hope he pissed and shat everywhere in retaliation.
What an exciting day at the Shitoo for the Orphan Princess to meet with her worshippers and have her slaves tend to everything. It truly was a "Day in the Life of fan" because it showcased how little she actually does other than to spend their money on tat and not accomplish an actual thing.
Jeeves
VIP Member
Wednesday at 9:20 AM
Who carried this look off better?
And the Patreon vlog
tuffiti
Active member
Thursday at 12:42 PM
Yesterday's Patreon vlog:
As always thank you all who contribute.
Remember we have a wiki.
Happy Tattling.
wants to get the corpse out of there before he gets it. Because you can bet 
