The Chateau Diaries #31 Who'll crawl out of the woodwork next?

[MojoDublin]

C'est officiel
Green habit for you.
Many things green à l'Académie française, like
Ladies can decide whether or not to have a sword.
Great thing: the sword is designed by the recipient!!!!

L’habit vert et l’épée | Académie française

De l’an IV à l’an IX, à plusieurs reprises, les membres de l’Institut ont manifesté le désir d’avoir un signe distinctif : carte, médaille, insigne, habit. Ces demandes se sont produites, semble-t-il, après des incidents de séance...

www.academie-francaise.fr

Let's celebrate!!! Champagne pour tout le monde

Awww thank you
I’m THRILLED

Loving this

 

[FrenchGirl123]

So now he is trying to garner views by portraying that he is on the spectrum????? It's an insult to anyone with a true disability. They all make my blood boil!!!

View attachment 545232

He's a guy with and IQ level of 0.
As we say in french : he hasn't invented lukewarm water !

 

[Joy no toile]

B

On the live chat watch out for Val Slater a nasty nasty patreon and YT commentator. Simple polite enquiries and she accuses you of being Clara. Could someone bait her for me, please.

Best way is to say We are Spartacus (Clara)

 

[MojoDublin]

Post coital?
View attachment 545531

Ohh ffsake
He’s chest has more hair than his receding hairline ...... so he shaves

So, SJ says on her Live Q and A today says that Teabag Trotter has stayed in Madrid due to lockdown and will return to France when lockdown ends. So why does he try to suggest in his IG that he is in Basminger today?

Sorry but their chat oooo ain’t that clean
Secondly they haven’t a kitchen with those crown mouldings

So he’s bunked up with a real chateau owner who’s allowing him to abscond from his responsibilities

Or he’s paying to stay like the charlatan he is —- in a renovation Finished chateau

 

[alafolie]

View attachment 545653

Who is this lunatic who keeps asking if she's ticklish?

What’s even weirder is that she actually answers that question!!

 

[Nina Rose]

I hope she answers ALL of these questions in her “live” on Sunday! Do you hear me Stephanie? You really need to answer these questions and also tell us why you allow the bats to “poo up” the attic and the cellar. And please don’t say that it’s because they are those “special bats”! Or that you want to keep the attic in its original “batty” state. If the cellar bats are indeed a dying breed, they need to be moved

Bats are very protected you can't move them at all.

 

[MojoDublin]

Title time ... zippin threw

the chateau Diaries #32 C.O.S

The chateau diaries #32 C.O.D

Crotch for cash
Author @ploppityplop2



The Chateau Diaries #32: Welcome to Derek's Dream Kitchen (Warning: Explicit Tile Work).
Author @Marquis de Potpourri


The Chateau Diaries #32:
Welcome to Derek's Naked Dream
Author @sandro37


The chateau diaries #32
We are Spartacus (Clara)
Author @JoynoToile


We’re very close to being frozen

chose the icon please

 

[FrenchGirl123]

I missed the live chat (bouhouh) but quickly read some YT comments.

These people are hopeless !



Kathy Hurst
1 hour ago (edited)
So glad I became a patron. We were not able to contribute a lot but I know even the little bits add up. I would encourage others to sign up too



7



REPLY




Hide reply

Katrina Toland
1 hour ago
Kathy I don't know how to become a patron, can you please let me know how l go about it. Thankyou XXX



1



REPLY

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

What bothers me is....you plan a Q and A..and then you have to fuffle the whole chat with mics, phones, tripods and so on...i know this is an chaotic place ..but come on...

and about the loo....she hopes it will be finished this year....omg....at least you can take a piss with a view ....

And she thanks Jill Scott for answering so many questions on behalf of them...wtf...stick that woman a feather in her ass..i would be glad to do so too... quite deep...and hard...

 

[Jeeves]

Title time ... zippin threw

the chateau Diaries #32 C.O.S

The chateau diaries #32 C.O.D

Crotch for cash
Author @ploppityplop2



The Chateau Diaries #32: Welcome to Derek's Dream Kitchen (Warning: Explicit Tile Work).
Author @Marquis de Potpourri


The Chateau Diaries #32:
Welcome to Derek's Naked Dream
Author @sandro37


The chateau diaries #32
We are Spartacus (Clara)
Author @JoynoToile


We’re very close to being frozen

chose the icon please

Can we add my favourite

" Chateau Diaries #32 - Starring She who Shouts from Balconies - Written and Directed by Tattle " suggested by @Oh!Idon'tknow

 

[FrenchGirl123]

So, they have found their chateau in France ?

When filmed at Lalande, they said that they were "chateau hunting" ?

I suspect that once again, all this was only lies and lies and lies.

The couple was at Lalande OK... but we don't know when exactly.

Or they were at Lalande when they said they were (it's becoming complicated here ) but lied (surprise surprise !) all together when they told on camera that they were "chateau hunting" whereas they already had a chateau in Dordogne.

Anyway, a chateau is not bought in 2 weeks (paperworks, legal delays etc) in France. Something is wrong (once again).

Frankly, all this farce is tiresome.

 

[Green Fairy]

Just watched the abysmal Live Chat. BJJ was doing her hair when it started. How rude! Thought it couldn't get any cringier, then save us Baby Cheeses, they started to sing. Really badly. I really had to question what I was doing there watching this unashamed grifter.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

I suspect that once again, all this was only lies and lies and lies.

The couple was at Lalande OK... but we don't know when exactly.

Or they were at Lalande when they said they were (it's becoming complicated here ) but lied (surprise surprise !) all together when they told on camera that they were "chateau hunting" whereas they already had a chateau in Dordogne.

Anyway, a chateau is not bought in 2 weeks (paperworks, legal delays etc) in France. Something is wrong (once again).

Frankly, all this farce is tiresome.

It takes months to get a chateau in France on your name...not weeks...

Just watched the abysmal Live Chat. BJJ was doing her hair when it started. How rude! Thought it couldn't get any cringier, then save us Baby Cheeses, they started to sing. Really badly. I really had to question what I was doing there watching this unashamed grifter.

I asked myself the same question...what i am doing here looking at this chaotic, greedy person...in real life..i would avoid people like that miles away...i somehow am addicted..what is that??

 

[darkone]

Bats are very protected you can't move them at all.

I didn’t know that....would not want to have them living under me

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

I didn’t know that....would not want to have them living under me

No same here..knowing that there are bads in the cellar...and attick...mice everywhere..rats too...this place would make a surely no go for me...and dont get me wrong..i am not a cityperson...so used to animals...but i dont want these in my house..no way..

 

[Axel]

Does this means that Patreons won't know about all the projects starting and being finished at Lalande ? With their own money ?

Are they OK with this ? I would be fuming. But I guess she had a huge smile when she told them this.....

Don’t forget; the chandeleirs and furniture (special price from the antique dealer).. They must,

new Marie video about to air:

She should watch (at least) the floral stylist Willow Crossley to get an ”idea” how to make a vlog -but hey the fiber might change EVERYTHING to the better -however, we even do not know if flower is her thing anymore. It might be ”Me, Me & Me -A Surviving Traumatized Victim In A Society Called EU”...?

 

[Jeeves]

She should watch (at least) the floral stylist Willow Crossley to get an ”idea” how to make a vlog -but hey the fiber might change EVERYTHING to the better -however, we even do not know if flower is her thing anymore. It might be ”Me, Me & Me -A Surviving Traumatized Victim In A Society Called EU”...?

She looks demented!

 

[ComtesseRose]

10 minutes in and the Q&A reminded me of a John Waters movie. Holy Moley does BJJ look like something out of a 70's magazine.
Female Trouble - The World of Heterosexuals is a Sick and Boring Life! - YouTube

 

[Joy no toile]

I'm torn between being aghast and laughing.

What's everyone's take on this?

Haven't the energy to scroll back from why IJ said it.

Nope, my daughter isn't mental, she's stable.

 

[ProfessorPlum]

In other news... an update and edit from the Manor & Maker website:

The "Manor" refers to our chateau in the lovely Dordogne, France. We invite you to join us on our adventures as we work to make this house our home. We want you to share in our lives as we adapt to a new life and new ventures in this stunning property.

"Maker" is our desire to create communal work spaces for people to come together and create wonderful things. From artists and makers to lifestyle and wellness practitioners to people who want to come together through their passion, we want our home to become a destination. Our facilities will be adaptable from intimate gatherings to larger groups all in the beautiful surroundings of quintessentially French countryside.

Let's hope that they shove off soon... Both of these new grifters are unrelatable, unwatchable, and unlikable. But hey, good luck on your new venture, you're going to need it.

"...people who want to come together through their passion..." Sara, ew, no. Hands up if you want to come together with Sara through your passion! We need numbers for the tour bus... anyone?