The Chateau Diaries #265 We don't ever want to see fanny naked in her bed again!!! Never.Nada.Nope!

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @Arfarf for naming the thread, and @Lady Avonlea for nominating it.
@Alice Strictknickers when the hangover is over, #266 is for you.

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Jeeves
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Sep 5, 2023

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Alice Strictknickers said:
THANK YOU, @JackSpratt , for noticing! YAY! !
Please allow me to thank, at this most important moment in my life , all my fellow menopausal hags and trolls here on CD Tattle!
Without you this would not have been possible! You never stop to amaze and delight, to surprise and amuse!LOve you all!
(and one of the best things about being a VIP : can't wait to meet Heathcliff in the VIP lounge! There will be rounds and rounds of Bollinger for everyone! And maybe I'll bring some scones, porridge and duck breast for everyone to share.....!)

Congrats to a longtime Tattler and welcome to the VIP lounge. I've attached a photo of our lovely Heathcliff in his usual spot in the lounge so that you recognise him easily.

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Marquis de Potpourri
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Sep 5, 2023

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Hi Tattle Life uncles and aunties!
Just a quick update on Baby Potpourri here.
He turned two months yesterday and he’s healthy as ever. He’s also got the cutest toothless smile—just take daddy’s word for it. Also, momma produces so much milk, we have a freezer full, and we’ll be donating to the non-profit milk bank. Baby Potpourri doesn’t mind sharing.
Thanks for your positive thoughts!

Sorry for the derails.
Thanks for the new thread, @ComtesseRose !
Now back to Lalande.

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Iolair
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Sep 5, 2023

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Thank you @ComtesseRose for the latest thread - you are as awesome as always!
@Jules is responsible for the title? LEGEND!

As a thank you, and because they're too beautiful not to share, I'm sharing these two images with you. Taken last night, these photos show the Southern Aurora from the beaches of Point Lonsdale and Point Addis, Victoria Australia.

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Marquis de Potpourri
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Monday at 7:07 AM

• #792

Let's have a little New York moment this 11th of September 2023.

May the memories of the 2,996 lives taken that day be an abiding blessing.



Sorry for the derail, now back to Lalande.

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Jules100
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Thursday at 4:50 PM

• #296

Hedda Hopper said:
Oh, but she would LOVE it IF it was painted by a FAMOUS artist just like she loves anything that has a designer label on it.

Ahem…

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graciemckitten
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Friday at 3:04 AM

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Çomments from todays cd video

ranlive1
3 hours ago
Steph: “Not tonight darling, I have a headache.” Phillip: “I made you cold peas. Hope you feel better.”

fan called out on one of her lies by viewer!

@blackcurrant5212
4 hours ago (edited)
I think you had the wrong programme Stephanie. The programme before school time was BBC Breakfast Time or GMTV on ITV. They were current affairs/ news programmes. The programme you appeared on is This Morning, a mid morning magazine show.

westpacificmarketanalytics2384
17 minutes ago
I continue to watch to see if Phillip at some point comes out of the closet!

maggieclendenin6740
3 hours ago (edited)
I have never received my Patreon card, sadly.


@presley_yt
3 hours ago
Who is Stefanie's brother that she mentioned she saw restoring the nursing home?

deanyaschempp
3 hours ago (edited)
The peacocks really do need perches and a barn. We had an old barn with a hay-pitch window going into the upstairs of our old barn, and the peacocks would sleep up in the roof and fly in and out of the window. It was spectacular.
Do they even have a home on the grounds? Birds like safe spaces.

klmjtr
4 hours ago
I hope one of those patron cards is for me!

thomascherry8155
4 hours ago
I know you are about to start the chapel restoration and the secojd phase of the garden will probably start when the summer is over.. when does the grande salon project start? Idms the China room still going to happen or have you changed your mind. What about the redo of the Apts in the wing? Sorry for all the questions. I'm just trying to keep track of all of the projects and where they might



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As always please look through the wiki
Happy Tattling.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Hm…


Well, at least my posts are unique and entertaining. They require a certain level of inner avant-garde and spirituality to be understood.

That’s what I am proud of, that’s what makes me a winner.
I don’t need your ranking system.

 

[Pekey]

Thankyou ComtesseRose !!

 

[Lochness Monster]

Thankyou ComtesseRose !!

I agree. If only I had a sewing machine that could embroider…

 

[Pyke]

Who wore the feet gear better MeMeGain or Snorts. Hers are Valentino, his ??

Google Image Result for https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2023/09/12/11/75327731-12508393-Let_s_fly_Meghan_Markle_wore_a_casual_couture_ensemble_as_she_ar-m-7_1694514602670.jpg

 

[ComtesseRose]

Hm…


Well, at least my posts are unique and entertaining. They require a certain level of inner avant-garde and spirituality to be understood.

That’s what I am proud of, that’s what makes me a winner.
I don’t need your ranking system.

 

[Fromthenorth]

Thank you @ComtesseRose

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Sarah and Stephen stop the diy.
They managed to make an ugly headboard even uglier.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Thank you, thank you, thank you Comtesse. This made me smile and lifted my spirits. Today has been a challenge that shows no sign of ending. I really needed that. Tattle on!

 

[Kalessi]

Ryan’s been scammed out of nearly $5,000 by some cult but, he doesn’t want any financial gifts from us. We can leave a nice comment instead of a superchat. I swear if it wasn’t for bad luck, some of these people would have no luck at all.

 

[TorontoGWM]

God forbid Shrek and the Sewer buy an actual bed/proper headboard!!!!!

Talk about cheap! They have no money, no taste.

 

[Le Baiseur]

Sarah and Stephen stop the diy.
They managed to make an ugly headboard even uglier.

Steve and Sara,
About that headboard...
The wood cutouts: just because you can doesn't mean you should; remove them, they look cheap next to the antique brass pieces.
Remove the fabric. Fill in the keyholes with woodfiller then sand the doors down and stain to match the nightstands. Reupholster to match the window drapery.
Steve, get a haircut and never do a ponytail again.
Sara, you and your hair look great in the thumbnail.

 

[thatsrich]

Cold peas and turkey..was that a tv dinner phiphi nuked? Sounds about right.

Phillip, just another person in fan’s circle who babies her, fusses over her and kowtows to her every whim, mood, and flight of fancy. She acts like a petulant toddler…

I don’t wanna read instructions…wahhh! I dont wanna get outta bed…wahhh! I dont wanna get dressed…wahhh!

yes, baby. time for bed, baby. Times for peas, baby.

the constant worry and look of concern on her friends and family’s faces…when they interact with fan…Is she so very fragile? Do they worry about her state of mind? Maybe they worry she will go into another deep depression for a decade…like she did when her father passed?

Or is it all part of a her helpless, poor me act to get as much attention, sympathy, and help/financial support so she barely needs to life a finger. I think we know the answer.

 

[M&MsMom]

Thank you, thank you, thank you Comtesse. This made me smile and lifted my spirits. Today has been a challenge that shows no sign of ending. I really needed that. Tattle on!

I hope that tomorrow is a better day for you!

 

[Le Baiseur]

More art from the Puy Vidal retreat:

Nailed it!

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

I hope that tomorrow is a better day for you!

Thank you. It’s one of those days where I want to grab the dog and sit in the middle of the floor rocking myself. Today I got the news that my best friend has died of an accidental fentanyl overdose from adulterated medication. One of the brightest lights in this wretched world is gone. This coming on the heels of a shiny new Lupus diagnosis. I’m mentally and emotionally exhausted. I rarely get overwhelmed but today it just all crashed in on me. Thankfully y’all tattlers keep me laughing or I might start ugly crying.‍

 

[Frenchie0810]

Thank you. It’s one of those days where I want to grab the dog and sit in the middle of the floor rocking myself. Today I got the news that my best friend has died of an accidental fentanyl overdose from adulterated medication. One of the brightest lights in this wretched world is gone. This coming on the heels of a shiny new Lupus diagnosis. I’m mentally and emotionally exhausted. I rarely get overwhelmed but today it just all crashed in on me. Thankfully y’all tattlers keep me laughing or I might start ugly crying.‍

Hugs to you dear. I am so sorry to hear of the horrid news regarding your dear friend. Hoping tomorrow is at the very least a tiny bit better.

 

[Arfarf]

Who wore the feet gear better MeMeGain or Snorts. Hers are Valentino, his ??

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I thought hers WERE his???
Also, thank you ComtesseRose for manning the threads.
I haven't had a thread nomination for many moons. I hope the Dump crew see it ( Of course they will! Right Snorts? fan???) And finally realize that there ain't NOBODY wantin' to see her business!
Especially Snorts!

 

[thatsrich]

I WAS SCAMMED BY A CULT, say Chateau Diaries patrons!

 

[suthern_lurker]

Thank you. It’s one of those days where I want to grab the dog and sit in the middle of the floor rocking myself. Today I got the news that my best friend has died of an accidental fentanyl overdose from adulterated medication. One of the brightest lights in this wretched world is gone. This coming on the heels of a shiny new Lupus diagnosis. I’m mentally and emotionally exhausted. I rarely get overwhelmed but today it just all crashed in on me. Thankfully y’all tattlers keep me laughing or I might start ugly crying.‍

Oh so sorry! What heartbreaking news!
Can see why you’re feeling overwhelmed and shocked as well. Sending hugs!!!