The Chateau Diaries #220 Fanny has more silicone in her face than she does in her windows

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Just Grift Wood

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Friday at 6:13 PM
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At the risk of voicing an opinion other than one of the 9k glowing ones (is it even allowed?)... I don't think embarrassing your mother's hair clip is very kind--she specifically asked for you not to include it in your vlog; nor should you have filmed Dan's flowers, whether they were a joke or not. That wasn't your story to blast to the world. You opened and filmed the card addressed to him. Not cool.

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Jules100

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Thursday at 4:50 PM
Just got done watching the shart show Patreon video for free, thank you @Karma baby! Putting this out there, I noticed whilst Stephanie is answering her “viewer questions” she has the tone and style of Caroline Gooder / SGirl.

Also, not using the octagonal cabinet in Philip’s China pantry room, what a surprise. Yet another pie in the sky idea, someone else’s money spent, peacock pooped on and eventually flushed down the toilet.
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ComtesseRose

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Monday at 5:50 AM
Called it the moment she opened her mouth and said she wasn't going to travel during the month of February.

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Clara Burnett

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Saturday at 6:08 PM
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@Clara Burnett, who bought Nic’s 40% of the chateau? Amaury’s parents seem like the obvious choice, but it could have also been Stephanie herself, some have even tossed around the idea of Philip’s parents. So who was it? Also, was there a big blow out with Stephanie and Marie L? How was his family banned?
I'm still waiting on conclusive intel; so far it's all rumors and backbite reaching me through various channels, some stories even more outrageous than other, which makes me suspicious as they could well contain a trap to lure me out of hiding. Meanwhile I doubt very much that Armoir's parents are involved other than helping their son and I am actually sure Philip Janssen's parents are not the ones either. Like I said, something was signed this week and it needed both Isabelle and Larkin present, both without their spouses. Shady stuff has become quite normal at the CHMN. And no, I do not have any knowledge on a fall out between Stephanie Jarvis and Marie Larkin. When I said banned I meant Stephanie Jarvis is always want them as far away from her private quarters, as she feels naturally threatened by Marie's class and demeanor.

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Seeingitasitis

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Thursday at 6:28 PM
Thoughts for today:
The only reason I still watch the CD is to then come over here to see what people have to say about it.
If I did not have this option, I would have lost all interest in fan and her chateau two years ago.
Cadeaux is not about giving to charity - it is about receiving gifts of enormous value, tax free. The wine, champagne, luxury chocolates, fabrics. toiletries, handbags, clothing - it must be worth a fortune. They don't show the real spoils - just the low value stuff. I cannot imagine the sort of people it is who enjoy watching a rich, over-indulged, lazy, selfish woman open gifts for herself every week for four years. It is disgusting.
The new Europe channel is an excuse for fan to escape the chateau. She has no interest in the channel, save it provides free travel and provides easy vlog content. Her real motive is to have an excuse to get away from home.
Obviously many people like fan and her chateau - the vlog and Channel 4's interest in her proves it. But the rest of the entourage are a collection of really boring people with little to offer the vlog. The ones that work in the garden were always the most interesting and we see little of them over the winter. The interesting things - like the finances - which a lot of people like to hear about - have been taken out. A lot of older people must realise that even if they live years now, they still won't be enough to see anything really change at the chateau. Let's be honest, apart from a few bits from the brocante and one or two ridiculously extravagant purchases, the place looks identical to what it did at the start. And FINALLY her almost throw away remark - "I have commissioned a survey of the whole chateau to avoid any surprises" - how about doing that at the start - not twenty years in - or even four years ago, when it was clear a plan would be required? No wonder she doesn't want to show people the spending - so much has been wasted. Patrons would be shocked. I'm betting we don't know the half of it.

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I can't wait for the newest Patreon video tonight. Is she going to explain, why she was at Versailles?

Happy Tattling
 
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Let's ruminate on my absolute favorite scene from GAG:

Tell me your twank boyfriend is inept without telling me your twank boyfriend is inept!

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Someone here feeling generous must gift one of these to Philip the Pube on GAG!
Looks like his parents only gave him porcelain to play with when he was a toddler.

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Thanks, @ComtesseRose for the new thread!
 
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Let's ruminate on my absolute favorite scene from GAG:

Tell me your twank boyfriend is inept without telling me your twank boyfriend is inept!

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Someone here feeling generous must gift one of these to Philip the Pube on GAG!
Looks like his parents only gave him porcelain to play with when he was a toddler.

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Thanks, @ComtesseRose for the new thread!
The fact that he's made it this far in life with literally NO ONE teaching him how to make a fire says volumes. Sad thing is, he probably edited the video of Amorie DEMONSTRATING HOW TO DO IT. Daft af.
 
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Well if there is some good to come from the chateauverse and its fans - the donations supporting Dan & Amaury’s Movember participation. Top 10 for UK is admirable.
Stephanie now we are talking of charity acknowledgments- how about updating the recipients from the grab fest, other than you and Philip.
 
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Well if there is some good to come from the chateauverse and its fans - the donations supporting Dan & Amaury’s Movember participation. Top 10 for UK is admirable.
Stephanie now we are talking of charity acknowledgments- how about updating the recipients from the grab fest, other than you and Philip.
Those went the way of her monthly poster board graphs of where the patreon money goes.
 
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Well if there is some good to come from the chateauverse and its fans - the donations supporting Dan & Amaury’s Movember participation. Top 10 for UK is admirable.
Stephanie now we are talking of charity acknowledgments- how about updating the recipients from the grab fest, other than you and Philip.
How are they top ten for the UK when they reside in France?
 
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I perfectly understand that there are people who do not know how to light a fire in a stove and maintain that same fire. If they didn't live in conditions where it was necessary to light a stove, why would they know.
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If life puts you in a situation where you have to light a stove to keep warm, for God's sake, LEARN HOW TO LIGHT A WOOD STOVE AND HOW TO MAINTAIN A FIRE.
(Does it have anything to do with intelligence)
And one more thing:
I knew a woman who thought she was funny, if she turned out to be stupid! Maybe PJ thinks he's funny too.🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
 
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In answer to The Shrek's question 'to vlog or not to vlog' the answer is a resounding NO!!!!
Put the phone down, take your thumb off the record button and walk away from the online chateauverse.

I give them credit for trying to live their dream and host various creative events at their chateau, but they and their vlogs are boring. Terrible shots of Bordeaux with no commentary for 3 minutes, a dull discussion of upcoming events for 7 minutes and 1 minute of daffodils in the woods.

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I perfectly understand that there are people who do not know how to light a fire in a stove and maintain that same fire. If they didn't live in conditions where it was necessary to light a stove, why would they know.
BUT
If life puts you in a situation where you have to light a stove to keep warm, for God's sake, LEARN HOW TO LIGHT A WOOD STOVE AND HOW TO MAINTAIN A FIRE.
(Does it have anything to do with intelligence)
And one more thing:
I knew a woman who thought she was funny, if she turned out to be stupid! Maybe PJ thinks he's funny too.🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️
I agree, but he's lived in that farmhouse for what 2? 3 years? Fireplaces galore. Apparently that sort of thing is for the real men of the house idk.
 
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Well if there is some good to come from the chateauverse and its fans - the donations supporting Dan & Amaury’s Movember participation. Top 10 for UK is admirable.
Hey Dan and Amaury would you like to be the number One next year??
Well....... what about a big target donation of say $10 a pop and when you get to .... Mmmm..... $40,000 the two of you shave off Squirrel Boyfriend's hair - for Charity you know ! ;)
I will send the first $10 and I am pretty sure there will be tons of donations from all the Tattle Hags and Hell Hounds!!!! :love:
 
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How are they top ten for the UK when they reside in France?
Good point just checked website. My error. Movember was active charity in France for several years.
I don’t watch Dan - could a viewer confirm was the top 10 based on UK or France.
 
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Good point just checked website. My error. Movember was active charity in France for several years.
I don’t watch Dan - could a viewer confirm was the top 10 based on UK or France.
It looks as though they registered their fundraiser to UK. Movember rather than Fr. Movember. I don't think it really matters - the important thing is that they raised a significant amount of money for the Movember charity. We've yet to see fan do anything "for charity" that wasn't transactional.
 
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I miss actually seeing the work done.and the activities around the chateau. The vlogs have been whittled to the bare minimum. What happened to Tuesdays vlogs?




Mary O Leary

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Maybe the workers don't want to be filmed 🤔
 
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Good point just checked website. My error. Movember was active charity in France for several years.
I don’t watch Dan - could a viewer confirm was the top 10 based on UK or France.
It’s an international event at the same time in many countries
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Hey Dan and Amaury would you like to be the number One next year??
Well....... what about a big target donation of say $10 a pop and when you get to .... Mmmm..... $40,000 the two of you shave off Squirrel Boyfriend's hair - for Charity you know ! ;)
I will send the first $10 and I am pretty sure there will be tons of donations from all the Tattle Hags and Hell Hounds!!!! :love:
Great idea Pekey but you forgot the condition it has to be filmed and vlogged! That’ll get them another YouTube milestone right there. Just on the repeat views from Tattle!
 
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It looks as though they registered their fundraiser to UK. Movember rather than Fr. Movember. I don't think it really matters - the important thing is that they raised a significant amount of money for the Movember charity. We've yet to see fan do anything "for charity" that wasn't transactional.

About the only thing in Dan’s favour since he had his head turned by YT is that he and Armoire have taken part in Movember twice and a) raised awareness of the fundraising and b) collected a significant amount.

The SJ school of fundraising is based on the “charity of me”. The carving above the new front door at Lalande* should be quid pro quo.

(* if it ever happens)
 
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Many thanks to Comtesse Rose and Fresia 54, I am very touched that my little observation has been given such an accolade, but in all honesty this would not have been possible without all the witches, hags and occasional gobshites on this wonderful forum.
Watched the Movember Awards and I think that after seeing the b&w photo of fan in the open robe, I think it only proper that she participates in the Movember 2023 fundraiser.
 
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The log and PhiPhi o_O

What was that? I guess splitting wood for the log burners is not one of his daily shores.

MPK for the win today. I remember him in the woods, splitting woods for hours and filling the little trailer thing to the brim in preperation for the winter.

The discussion on the previous thread about the patreon days. The meals costs about €2 p.p. cheap fan!

Doesn't she know there are youtubers who make mountains of food just to record it? That was a missed opportunity! With her 1 lettuce leaf, rolled up supermarket ham and a slice of cheese oh and not to forget the 1 pcs of brioche (Embarresing, to feed that to your guests and Patreons)
 
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