The Chateau Diaries #218 PhiPhi knows as much about laying a table as laying his girlfriend - nothing!

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @Just Grift Wood for naming the thread and @Lady Avonlea for nominating it.

@mrsp67, @Yebo & @Lochness Monster y'all still have the option to name a thread title or nominating one.

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Le Comte de Monte Cristo
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Wednesday at 8:43 PM

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vitanova said:
he was around today

hi all..no you are not losing me, but its a very busy time...and on top of it...the house is hit by covid...so i cant get my head around anything...even catching up these posts and watching videos makes me so tired...reading an email takes ages...i cant focus....its getting better though....you all will have to steer the ship without me another few days i guess... lotts of love and see you all soon...this old queen is a tough one...

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Jules100
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Wednesday at 3:05 PM

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Le Baiseur said:
@Jules100 , is everything OK?
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@Jules100 what happened to your channel? I hope the grifters have not united to suspend a youtube channel? This thread helps them with views by embedding & sharing their videos (I don't know why). One thing about them is they are a united group (to grift) but they are outnumbered by viewers & they depend on viewers so it would be interesting to know if they united to suspend a viewers channel.

Everything is fine on my end. I just temporarily paused my channel until things calm down. I was thinking about shutting it down for a while, I have a lot going on irl, but now I feel the need to keep it going for spite. So, we will see what happens.

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Clara Burnett
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Yesterday at 2:34 PM

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Lady Avonlea said:
Have wondered the same thing myself. Can hardly wait until they start piling through granite for the heating tank. fan won't be able to stand the noise - can't imagine she would stay in residence.

This morning I have send an email to the mayor of the little town Stephanie Jarvis' CHMN belongs to, Bernard Mitaty, asking him for help in safeguarding the chapel, now that she has diverted her attention outside and is targeting the area around the chapel, that has structural problems already but she does not care: she needs a jardin anglaise. It's bad enough she ruined the farmhouse inside with her ill managed "restorations", but the chapel should be kept far from her disastrous planning skills. I have included a link to her latest patron video, so he can see her destructive work for himself.
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As for Stephanie Jarvis' love for her pretend boyfriend: why on earth would she leave him in the patron footage, bolting down his food like no pig would even consider doing? If that's her way of showing him her devotion, I love to imagine how she would treat him when she starts hating him...

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KyBourbon
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Wednesday at 7:01 AM

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Comments from PhiPhi’s latest video…Romantic Lunch…

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Marquis de Potpourri
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Yesterday at 4:11 AM

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I'm just gonna leave this right here. PIck your favorite Lalande gay!
I'm off to bed.

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KyBourbon
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Wednesday at 6:19 PM

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Another comment from PhiPhi’s “Romantic” vlog…a gem!

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MRShavershamsdress
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Tuesday at 11:08 PM

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Here’s a camellia from our bountiful shrubs today for all you haters that didn’t get the requisite blooms for the horrorday.

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Last thread was so good. I had to add a few extra...
None the less, remember we have a wiki for all the good stuff.
Happy Tattling.

 

[jojonz]

well well well Pethericks setting up Patreon page. Seems focus on those living close to France as you can visit monthly. Also pateon volunteers staying at Convent AND wait for it you can attend the halloween party at chateau.

 

[C'est moi]

tit, tit, tit! The thread closed while I was typing. I felt it was, slightly, poignant...

QUOTE="UvulaDonor, post: 14026340, member: 323010"]
To be fair - people have been saying that France isn't the culinary capitol of the world for over 15 years at least. So many went there and came back disappointed with the food - having left with high expectations - whereas I had friends who reckoned they couldn't find a bad meal in Italy!
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I totally agree with that. Italy is head and shoulders above France in the culinary position. Never, ever have I had a bad meal in Italy. And it's all still so regional. Italy have not embraced the fast food culture like France. They have their very specific fast food... pizza and certain pasta dishes. But man, when you go to a traditional restaurant your tastebuds are in for an epicurean delight. And, I personally, would put Spain a very close 2nd. When I have chicken in Spain it tastes like chicken. It melts in your mouth... Poached salmon tonight with couscous. The salmon will gently poach in a bath of white wine with garlic, shallot, chilli and herbs...

Btw, where's @billybudd our resident culinary tease?

I be back in a while once I've finished the last thread. Who's in the VIP lounge tonight?

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Ha ha I am such a witch I just thought what a good cutting title and then read it was my nasty arse that said it. Thanks @Lady Avonlea for appreciating my withering observation. Thanks to @ComtesseRose for setting up yet another thread.I lay down the gauntlet fan I want to hear five tattlers names dropped into the next vlog as if it were conversation. If you do it we may have a whip round for your next Botox injections which seem to be your latest addiction-lay off your lips and cheeks for a bit they both look a bit silly.

 

[KyBourbon]

well well well Pethericks setting up Patreon page. Seems focus on those living close to France as you can visit monthly. Also pateon volunteers staying at Convent AND wait for it you can attend the halloween party at chateau.

Billy says the new Patreon is for the convent ONLY…but how does anyone know? There’s no way to monitor or police that…you just have to trust that he’s not using the money for something else.

Billy…if you’re reading here…now’s your chance to show how Patreon should really be done. Be open and transparent. Share updates on the Patreon accounts and a simple recap of how the money is used. Monthly would be great, but even a quarterly update would be good. Show the other chateau owners…not only how to get work done, but also how to handle the Patreon. Demonstrate to SJ’s fans that you can have an open an honest accounting of the funds. I’m willing to give Billy a chance…we’ll see what happens.

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Billy says the new Patreon is for the convent ONLY…but how does anyone know? There’s no way to monitor or police that…you just have to trust that he’s not using the money for something else.

Billy…if you’re reading here…now’s your chance to show how Patreon should really be done. Be open and transparent. Share updates on the Patreon accounts and a simple recap of how the money is used. Monthly would be great, but even a quarterly update would be good. Show the other chateau owners…not only how to get work done, but also how to handle the Patreon. Demonstrate to SJ’s fans that you can have an open an honest accounting of the funds. I’m willing to give Billy a chance…we’ll see what happens.

He's probably starting a non-profit association for the Patreon funds.
It is likely that he thinks if Stephanie Jarvis can get away with it, so can he.

Billy should have included another tier on to his patronage levels:
The resident abuser! I'm sure pretty sure every convent historically had/has at least one!

Thanks for setting this new thread up, @ComtesseRose !

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

OK so I thought the latest Bordeaux life with Anna and Gwen was really nice, no Husband horning in Michael was strangely quiet with the filming which was ok. Gwen had a short short skirt on but she is young and has great legs so why not. Poor Gwen did not know the answers to many questions but this is not her project it's Billys. Either way it was a nice watch I happen to like Anna and wish her hubby didn't push her out of the vlogs she should be front and center they would get more subscribers

 

[Maple fairy]

Thanks to @ComtesseRose for insuring the threads continue! I would not have the first clue. I was remiss in congratulating and welcoming the new VIP’s @Just Grift Wood, @mrsp67, @Yebo & @Lochness Monster! Celebration in the lounge !

 

[graciemckitten]

Looks like Fannys gifted dress from Phi phi cost him a set of china, with prices starting at over
600 dollars/ euros for a frock.

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www.lenahoschek.com

 

[ProfessorPlum]

Mommy is excited about her new subscription service, Hello B*tch! (Someone forgot to tell Mommy not to wear sweatpants for those times when she gets excited.) Hello B*tch! is a box filled with salty and delicious comments you can dine on from the truth-tellers at Tattle.life. In fact, the truth has now become so compelling, more compelling than anything on CD, that the Hello B*tch! box will be used more and more for CD content. Eventually it will take over the CD vlogs entirely! (Arrangements for Tattlers to get their cut from the ‘charity’ channel have yet to be negotiated.)

So when you’re too lazy or lacking in integrity to create your own original content, just open a box of Hello B*tch! and enjoy!

 

[MsPitstop]

I'll leave this one here ... and boy I love sushi! From the comment's section of the latest flog!


Sushi
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How narcissistic can one woman be at your age??? You would think humility and kindness would be your goals? Your mother must be so humiliated by you?? Pitiful, just pitiful

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[Karma baby!]

Billy says the new Patreon is for the convent ONLY…but how does anyone know? There’s no way to monitor or police that…you just have to trust that he’s not using the money for something else.

Billy…if you’re reading here…now’s your chance to show how Patreon should really be done. Be open and transparent. Share updates on the Patreon accounts and a simple recap of how the money is used. Monthly would be great, but even a quarterly update would be good. Show the other chateau owners…not only how to get work done, but also how to handle the Patreon. Demonstrate to SJ’s fans that you can have an open an honest accounting of the funds. I’m willing to give Billy a chance…we’ll see what happens.

Im keeping an open mind.

Also, he gave me a proper jump scare when he was talking about how quiet the convent is and something banged hard on the door! The ghosts of the sisters are not happy with Billy inviting people in

 

[Jeeves]

I'll leave this one here ... and boy I love sushi! From the comment's section of the latest flog!
Sushi
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[Marquis de Potpourri]

He's gotten a bit chunky. I'm guessing his fitness instructor BFF is too busy these days to work out with him.
I do hope MPK's happy. Being away from YouTube seems good for him.

 

[Maple fairy]

My question who was the target audience for the vlog about being locked out. We would not have known about the incident so why film it. Is he that desperate for content? Is it to keep us guessing. What the hell is actually going on and where in the world is f4f. Maybe for a change in location she is headed to NOLA for Mardi Gras. Surprised she hasn’t been yet! It offers all elements she loves especially dressing up. I was reading about all the balls leading up to the day. Sounds like fun! Wherever she is I’m sure she is enjoying those upgrades that just appear or received from the kindness of strangers. We all know she is the Sun Queen!

 

[ploppityplop2]

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Mommy is excited about her new subscription service, Hello B*tch! (Someone forgot to tell Mommy not to wear sweatpants for those times when she gets excited.) Hello B*tch! is a box filled with salty and delicious comments you can dine on from the truth-tellers at Tattle.life. In fact, the truth has now become so compelling, more compelling than anything on CD, that the Hello B*tch! box will be used more and more for CD content. Eventually it will take over the CD vlogs entirely! (Arrangements for Tattlers to get their cut from the ‘charity’ channel have yet to be negotiated.)

So when you’re too lazy or lacking in integrity to create your own original content, just open a box of Hello B*tch! and enjoy!

Does it include bacon?

 

[LurkingMeg]

"Thank you ....... I do have sage growing so I will pick it and dry it - very easy at the moment as we are having 40c - so it will dry fast !!! "

@Pekey That would be brilliant. Native American's believe the herbs grown closet to your home or in your area are the most powerful for your purposes and recommend you try to get things grown locally or by yourself. Barring that Etsy has some gorgeous smudge sticks. Just make sure you hold something under it as you go along.

 

[Le Baiseur]

I've finally watched yesterday's CD vlog. So that panty-soaking Valentine's table-laying was just for a Hello Fresh ad? And Pavlina arranged the flowers. PhiPhi certainly is quite the Casanova.

 

[KyBourbon]

He's probably starting a non-profit association for the Patreon funds.
It is likely that he thinks if Stephanie Jarvis can get away with it, so can he.

Billy should have included another tier on to his patronage levels:
The resident abuser! I'm sure pretty sure every convent historically had/has at least one!

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Thanks for setting this new thread up, @ComtesseRose !

He’s already got 22 Patreons signed up, $322/month so far.

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

So may have been said but Dans latest is a recap from before a turkey teefth