The Chateau Diaries #171 F the farmhouse, I'm off to see the world, on other people's $. Weee!

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Congratulations @Pekey for naming the thread, how au courant, yet I've got the feeling it has been ongoing for the past years. Thanks to all who nominated and tweeked the title.

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Clara Burnett

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Saturday at 7:16 AM
Isabelle6541 said:
May happen but they should not underestimate the number of us and the fact that we will have our own lawyers with us. I would hope with cameras rolling and is playing nice they will do the same.
Great! Sounds like we are all in for a spectacle. Without being able to give any details I would like to let you know I am currently working on the Dutch angle, hoping to reveal at the right moment why the Pube Prince of Not So Belle Air should fear the French government too and will be in need of a lawyer himself.

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JP in SC
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Thursday at 7:05 PM
Greetings Tattlers! Announcing our international CHANGE THE LYRICS contest (so we get over pineapple and oatmeal & get our creative juices flowing while Fanny Figures out her next set of diversions which she calls Chateau Diaries).
In an earlier post, one of our Tattlers started to re-write the opening of Beauty & The Beast theme song, but only got through the first opening refrain. I recommend you all take your turn at this. If you intend to sing along, please gargle with vodka (or liquor of choice) and in the case of Jules 100, a Miller Lite. So here we go, to the tune of MY FAVORITE THINGS (you all should know this song) from The Sound of Music.

HAIR DYE ON PHI PHI & WHISKERS LIKE PUBIES
DULL COPPER KETTLES & WARM WATER BOTTLES
GIFTS FROM THE GRANNIES & SCREECHING TO SING
THESE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

CREAM COLORED PULL-UP & FANCY FAUX BROACHES
NO DOORBELLS, NO TAXES & CRAP STUFFED IN ATTICS
WILD PEACOCKS POOPING & VERSAILLES FLINGS
THERE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

STEPH IN WHITE DRESSES WITH BOOBS PUSHED UP NECK HIGH
BOTOX & BLACK ROOTS & FAST BLINKING LASHES
FREEZING COLD WINTERS WHERE SHE TAKES VACAY
THESE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

WHEN TAT CRIES
WHEN NUTTI BITES
WHEN LAUGHTER FAILS
STEPH SIMPLY COMES UP WITH HER FAVORITE LIES
AND THEN SHE JUST GOES AWAY

RAINDROPS THROUGH ROOFTOPS & ROTTING OF BEAMS
AMAURY SANS SHIRT & MUMMIE WHO SCREAMS
DOORS THAT ARE HIDDEN &. DAN’S NOT AROUND
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH STEPH’S COLLECTION OF CROWNS

PERCY IS SMILING AT STEPH’S DADDY’S PORN PRINTS
PHI PHI IS STIL ON HIS NAIL PAINTING STINT
WALLPAPER PEELING, BATS FLYING BELOW
THESE ARE THE THINGS STEPH DOESN’T WANT TATTLERS TO SHOW

GERRY IN PLAID AS STEPH WEEEEE’S & IS GLAD
#4 SCOOPED BY A GUEST, OH THAT IS QUITE BAD
DRUGS & COCKTAILS AS THE CHAPEL DOES FALL
STEPH DOESN’T WANT THE LAKE AND FACADES FINISHED AT ALL

WHEN THE MONEY‘S GONE
WHEN THE PATRONS SHY
WHEN STEPH IS FEELING BLUE
SHE’LL SIMPLY REMEMBER THAT SHE NEEDS TO SHOP
AND THEN SHE WON’T FEEL SO BAD


Now if some tech savvy Tattler could pull the video clip of the song, super impose the faces of the LaLande characters onto the cast from the Sound of Music, and record a voice over with the above lyrics - then we’d have ourselves a little masterpiece.

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Thursday at 11:14 PM
What plum idiots those two that's are, pretending they know something about antiques during their little jaunt to the local brocante... and purchasing broken frames and an ugly used and empty Avon horsey bottle because... "daddy" FFS!

Look what they walked past!
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X4 ancient Egyptian Late New Kingdom 18th/19th Dynasty (circa: 1550 - 1295 BCE) Ramesside era black bitumen wooden ushabti grave goods.
Rarity value: approximately €2500 each, according to an Egyptologist mate I've shared this screen shot with. Haven't known him to be that excited in ages!

Admittedly, not many people just wandering about a French brocante on a sunny day would know of, or care about them, but Fanny's been to Egypt. Had she paid any attention whatsoever to the history of Egypt during her trip, instead of staggering about the sand in her heels and mounting camels in that ridiculous (and disrespectfully) short dress, she might have appreciated that buying these four ushabti would have been a good investment. But of course, she didn't recognise that they might be important, that her fake Egyptologist friend might, just might, have told her something about them. Even if she had no interest, she could have purchased them for him as a gift. Hell, he'd probably sell his soul to have them. The seller could not have realised what he had and would have let her have all four for €100. Idiots just went ga ga over bloody pink toile again!

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Clara Burnett

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Yesterday at 7:01 AM
KyBourbon said:
Yes…I think that the way SJ chooses to handle the situation will speak volumes. She knows they’re coming. Either she’ll be forthright and open (she’s had plenty of time to prepare), or she’ll shut them down and throw them out…or something in between. Will be interesting to see what happens. The thing is, she really can’t feign “surprise” and pretend not to be able to answer because she wasn’t expecting the tough questions. That excuse is off the table. She can either be truthful, she can try to be deceptive, or she could disengage and ignore.
The thing is, even if she's not surprised by the actions of the group @Isabelle6541 I've got some surprises planned for her, let's say as a backup. People are coming for her. Tick Tock.


@suthern_lurker a speedy recovery. 🙏💗

Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I can't belive I share my birth year with Dan, my birth month Stephanie, my birth day with Frank and my name with another Lalander. It's becoming uncanny valley, LOL!

As always the wiki is for all to see and free.
Happy Tattling.
 
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The new 'channels' reminds me of my older, estranged from me thankfully, sister who is a Narcisist. She's reinvented herself several times over the years. Has renamed herself 3 times and has quite a following of adoring fans :sick:. She's an author and even renamed her first book to make it fit the current narrative :D.
 
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Congratulations @Pekey for naming the thread, how au courant, yet I've got the feeling it has been ongoing for the past years. Thanks to all who nominated and tweeked the title.
Honestly ComtesseRose ...... I woke up this morning and went to the Tattle page and bloody hell - she is doing another channel.
Fanny has been ignoring the reno of that farmhouse for years but ..... with this new travel channel - she sure does not want to be "home" there and this really lets her off the hook so nicely .
Surely people will Stop sending her money now but the Tattle Tartlette's sadly know it will not be anytime soon
We all know that place is going to fall down.

* side note .... got my stitches out today and feeling much better bruises are coming out and I look like I had been fighting with the Tree Guy .... and he won ! :ROFLMAO:
Thank god for Covid Masks when I go out ..... less staring ! 😳

ComtesseRose I hope you had a great Birthday and have a extra slice of cake for me 🎂
 
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FFS her new channel now she can claim more $ towards Travel, no wonder Phillip has a smug smile, Whose the camera man Philip with comments???? snorts ??? Gross already over 9k subcribers.

Next stop Egypt with Curtis, Spain with Ollie (him and Phillip can have kebarb)

De la lacelle now over 100k subscribers only 34 behind Billy. Both premired at same time with le fleur hlf an hour later, Wonder who ot the mosr views in first hour I rolled over at 5.30 and went back to sleep.
 
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The inept businesswoman is at it again: She did not link the new channel to the regular channel as she promised. But then again, she does not really want a "travel vlog" she just wants the excuse to travel.
From the comments, Nic is owed at least 1/4 of the profits from the Sunday video. Everyone loves Nic.

Finally, the soon-to-be world traveler has quite a fortune around her neck:
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The money would be better spent on a stylist.
 
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Zed Blackworth
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So we have seen nothing happen at the Chateau in terms of renovations despite 33,000 coming in monthly and now there is a new travel channel. This will probably explain the lack of content on CD for months now you have been busy with other things. That is fine but stop taking money now if you have no intention to do the renovation work -well you won't have the time to do it either. All that is fine and people will be happy to watch but just be transparent.
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Tina Tina
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What happened to Stephanie and Olivers channel...
 
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* side note .... got my stitches out today and feeling much better bruises are coming out and I look like I had been fighting with the Tree Guy .... and he won ! :ROFLMAO:
Thank god for Covid Masks when I go out ..... less staring ! 😳
💗 Oh @Pekey speedy recovery.

Finally, the soon-to-be world traveler has quite a fortune around her neck:
Didn't a tartlet debunk the Fabergé pendant to be a fake?!
 
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I can't even bring myself to watch Fanny's flog. "Grand Tour could take years" delusions of grandeur. I see you Fanny. Anyone with a modicum of common sense knows she is just a con so you have to conclude they just don't care. She is actually obscene pretentious odious grifter.
 
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I'm hoping that the newly dumped/dumpee Ruth contacts her friends at the Daily Mail to do a story on Stef's Patreon Day chateostrophy!

Headline: "Chateau DIY star Stefanie Jarvis guilty of tax fraud"
Chateau DIY star Stefanie Jarvis face's angry ex supporters
or more like it: Chateau LaLaLie: the downfall of wannabe Channel 4 star
 
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Robin Lots
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When are you going to renovate LaLande as you have been promising for 2 years. You must have spent all your renovation money travelling with Philip which is all you have done for 2 years.
 
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Thank you for the new thread and a late happy birthday @ComtesseRose

Omg another channel....i guess Ollie doesnt have the time anymore...so she is doing it herself...i wonder if buying that spanish villa was very conveniant for Ollies wife, to keep him away from Fanny...

How does she find the time to do all those vlogs...she also looks now allready like a wornout kitchencloth..

That holiday must have been longer than 5 days...keeping in mind two days of travel...and than...Santorini, Rhodos, Turkey...all smoke and mirrors..now we know why her latest vlogs were so strange...all filmed in advance...

I wonder what that firebrigade said to Fanny...i guess not that their ladders were to short..to get that drone out of that tree...i think they have said...you messed it up...fix it yourself...Dan...Dan and snort were standing there like two schoolboys...who had eaten the candybox..empty..while Nick went up to get that drone...i always wonder why all those people run when Fanny asks...

That chateau looks nice...the more her own heap looks cheaper and dirtier...

More obvious to me that her own crumbling heap is never gonna be finished...all the money goes up on holidays and travels...omg what a life...a travelling circus 2.0 🙄

I can't even bring myself to watch Fanny's flog. "Grand Tour could take years" delusions of grandeur. I see you Fanny. Anyone with a modicum of common sense knows she is just a con so you have to conclude they just don't care. She is actually obscene pretentious odious grifter.
That grand tour bullshit...well...those people who went on them in the past....payed for it themselves...That woman really thinks she is Marie Antoinette...the fuss she made about that trees....omg...she is getting a tree from the ones Marie Antoinette had... :eek: you cant make that bullshit up..
 
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The inept businesswoman is at it again: She did not link the new channel to the regular channel as she promised. But then again, she does not really want a "travel vlog" she just wants the excuse to travel.
From the comments, Nic is owed at least 1/4 of the profits from the Sunday video. Everyone loves Nic.

Finally, the soon-to-be world traveler has quite a fortune around her neck:
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The money would be better spent on a stylist.
Spephending here: stylists are so unnecessary, people can wear whatever they like and feel comfortable with. One can never please everybody when it comes to taste. This saying while walking around in London and seeing all kind of crazy people
 
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Congratulations @Pekey for naming the thread, how au courant, yet I've got the feeling it has been ongoing for the past years. Thanks to all who nominated and tweeked the title.

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Clara Burnett

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Saturday at 7:16 AM

Great! Sounds like we are all in for a spectacle. Without being able to give any details I would like to let you know I am currently working on the Dutch angle, hoping to reveal at the right moment why the Pube Prince of Not So Belle Air should fear the French government too and will be in need of a lawyer himself.

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Philip's downfall will be much appreciated.


JP in SC
Well-known member

Thursday at 7:05 PM
Greetings Tattlers! Announcing our international CHANGE THE LYRICS contest (so we get over pineapple and oatmeal & get our creative juices flowing while Fanny Figures out her next set of diversions which she calls Chateau Diaries).
In an earlier post, one of our Tattlers started to re-write the opening of Beauty & The Beast theme song, but only got through the first opening refrain. I recommend you all take your turn at this. If you intend to sing along, please gargle with vodka (or liquor of choice) and in the case of Jules 100, a Miller Lite. So here we go, to the tune of MY FAVORITE THINGS (you all should know this song) from The Sound of Music.

HAIR DYE ON PHI PHI & WHISKERS LIKE PUBIES
DULL COPPER KETTLES & WARM WATER BOTTLES
GIFTS FROM THE GRANNIES & SCREECHING TO SING
THESE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

CREAM COLORED PULL-UP & FANCY FAUX BROACHES
NO DOORBELLS, NO TAXES & CRAP STUFFED IN ATTICS
WILD PEACOCKS POOPING & VERSAILLES FLINGS
THERE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

STEPH IN WHITE DRESSES WITH BOOBS PUSHED UP NECK HIGH
BOTOX & BLACK ROOTS & FAST BLINKING LASHES
FREEZING COLD WINTERS WHERE SHE TAKES VACAY
THESE ARE A FEW OF STEPH’S FAVORITE THINGS

WHEN TAT CRIES
WHEN NUTTI BITES
WHEN LAUGHTER FAILS
STEPH SIMPLY COMES UP WITH HER FAVORITE LIES
AND THEN SHE JUST GOES AWAY

RAINDROPS THROUGH ROOFTOPS & ROTTING OF BEAMS
AMAURY SANS SHIRT & MUMMIE WHO SCREAMS
DOORS THAT ARE HIDDEN &. DAN’S NOT AROUND
PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH STEPH’S COLLECTION OF CROWNS

PERCY IS SMILING AT STEPH’S DADDY’S PORN PRINTS
PHI PHI IS STIL ON HIS NAIL PAINTING STINT
WALLPAPER PEELING, BATS FLYING BELOW
THESE ARE THE THINGS STEPH DOESN’T WANT TATTLERS TO SHOW

GERRY IN PLAID AS STEPH WEEEEE’S & IS GLAD
#4 SCOOPED BY A GUEST, OH THAT IS QUITE BAD
DRUGS & COCKTAILS AS THE CHAPEL DOES FALL
STEPH DOESN’T WANT THE LAKE AND FACADES FINISHED AT ALL

WHEN THE MONEY‘S GONE
WHEN THE PATRONS SHY
WHEN STEPH IS FEELING BLUE
SHE’LL SIMPLY REMEMBER THAT SHE NEEDS TO SHOP
AND THEN SHE WON’T FEEL SO BAD


Now if some tech savvy Tattler could pull the video clip of the song, super impose the faces of the LaLande characters onto the cast from the Sound of Music, and record a voice over with the above lyrics - then we’d have ourselves a little masterpiece.

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tat life

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Friday at 4:31 PM
I was bored at work... :ROFLMAO:

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DTM thinks the pink twirl room is full of :poop:

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Iolair

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Thursday at 11:14 PM
What plum idiots those two that's are, pretending they know something about antiques during their little jaunt to the local brocante... and purchasing broken frames and an ugly used and empty Avon horsey bottle because... "daddy" FFS!

Look what they walked past!
Screenshot_20220811-212152_YouTube~2.jpg


X4 ancient Egyptian Late New Kingdom 18th/19th Dynasty (circa: 1550 - 1295 BCE) Ramesside era black bitumen wooden ushabti grave goods.
Rarity value: approximately €2500 each, according to an Egyptologist mate I've shared this screen shot with. Haven't known him to be that excited in ages!

Admittedly, not many people just wandering about a French brocante on a sunny day would know of, or care about them, but Fanny's been to Egypt. Had she paid any attention whatsoever to the history of Egypt during her trip, instead of staggering about the sand in her heels and mounting camels in that ridiculous (and disrespectfully) short dress, she might have appreciated that buying these four ushabti would have been a good investment. But of course, she didn't recognise that they might be important, that her fake Egyptologist friend might, just might, have told her something about them. Even if she had no interest, she could have purchased them for him as a gift. Hell, he'd probably sell his soul to have them. The seller could not have realised what he had and would have let her have all four for €100. Idiots just went ga ga over bloody pink toile again!

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Stephanie has always been a magpie for rhinestones. If she ever saw a diamond, she wouldn't know what to do with it...



Clara Burnett

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Yesterday at 7:01 AM

The thing is, even if she's not surprised by the actions of the group @Isabelle6541 I've got some surprises planned for her, let's say as a backup. People are coming for her. Tick Tock.


@suthern_lurker a speedy recovery. 🙏💗

Thanks for all the birthday wishes. I can't belive I share my birth year with Dan, my birth month Stephanie, my birth day with Frank and my name with another Lalander. It's becoming uncanny valley, LOL!

As always the wiki is for all to see and free.
Happy Tattling.
Belated bon annif'@ComtesseRose hope it was a good one. Thanks for the new thread, all the hard work and witty come backs 😘 Congratulations @Pekey on the absolutely brilliant thread title
 
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