The Chateau Diaries #136 Unheated, unfinished, unlawful and unhinged - that's so Lalande!

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @Lady Avonlea for naming the thread. I went with @T Rex 's nomination.
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M&MsMom
Active member
Saturday at 1:46 AM

• #126

I'm a few pages behind, but have a confession. I feel silly, but I cried during Selmar's video. I got a little choked up when Ruby was in the camper. Ruby clearly loves Selmar and you can tell Selmar loves Ruby. He said "when I get a chateau, I'll come back to get you".

I really cried at that. It's just all so sad to me. I don't see Selmar getting a chateau, so that means he can't have Ruby. And it all breaks my heart.

I'm crying again. Just remember, I'm a crazy cat lady, so stuff like this really touches me.

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Patriciarella
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Saturday at 1:12 AM

• #114

Go away, I’m not in the mood! He left, Sillymar just freaking left. Diesel looked good, he said Tattianna is even crazier than we thought. Diesel always could make me laugh, old dog!

Sillymar just drove away. He didn’t even beep when he crossed the bridge. Ian is gone, FRK is gone who knows if Mummy will be back. Life and love found new owners and I’m just here, dodging heavy machinery.

Diesel said he would stay in touch. We all know that’s bull. He can’t text with paws. I’ll miss that old dog. I’m gonna cry myself to sleep, wake up and slap a chicken around, I’ll be fine. So unless you have catnip, beat it!

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halifax
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Friday at 11:36 PM

• #55

selmar just posted a video, picked up his tools, saw ruby and thor and left. No vlog of any meeting, he didnt even stay the night there in his camper but moved on...

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Clara Burnett
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Yesterday at 2:50 PM

• #656

Madame de Pompanddoodoo said:
Not just fan but nobody was around to talk to him. As it is likely that numbnuts was still at the shittoo at that time. But unless Selmar or fan open up again we will not know, or maybe @Clara Burnett can enlighten us.

Awkward does not begin to describe the atmosphere when Selmar came back to the shittoo. It's a lost chapter for sure and I doubt anybody involved will open up about it anytime soon. If they do, my guess would be they are lying, as it's been traumatic beyond anything.

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Welcome newbies and flying monkies. As always consult the Wiki before asking questions in case, it has already been answered.
Other than that Happy Tattling.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

I’m honoured by the nomination. It was a group effort and many thanks to Jack Spratt and MRShavershams dress.

 

[JackSpratt]

I’m honoured by the nomination. It was a group effort and many thanks to Jack Spratt and MRShavershams dress.

Aww bless you're welcome. Good when it's a group effort.

 

[billybudd]

The Chateau Diaries #135 Arsebread is a delicacy in France

well the power battery people have been busy, started of with la Ferte, went to owner of Husky dog in england (Sherpa), took 7 minutes of Ash and Terry vlog then Phillipe and Anna at how to renovate a chateau.. Uhm see Billy has 50K subscribers , Dan has 39.5K, Terry and Ash 31.3K. Just a few...

tattle.life

This isn’t the first time Jarvis has given the Lalacelles the bums’ rush. Terry drove five hours to bring her a chair he’d reupholstered and she didn’t even give him a cup of coffee.
This time, what I’d call a duck you salad for lunch, exploitation of Ash’s labor, not having the peachicks corralled in advance, and no other contact.
She is sending them a message. Moar slavish coverage in your vlog, please, but it's a one-way street. Is it their accents? Only a Brit who understands these things could say.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
— Ian Fleming

 

[ploppityplop2]

Congratulations @Lady Avonlea for naming the thread. I went with @T Rex 's nomination.
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M&MsMom
Active member
Saturday at 1:46 AM

• #126

I'm a few pages behind, but have a confession. I feel silly, but I cried during Selmar's video. I got a little choked up when Ruby was in the camper. Ruby clearly loves Selmar and you can tell Selmar loves Ruby. He said "when I get a chateau, I'll come back to get you".

I really cried at that. It's just all so sad to me. I don't see Selmar getting a chateau, so that means he can't have Ruby. And it all breaks my heart.

I'm crying again. Just remember, I'm a crazy cat lady, so stuff like this really touches me.

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Patriciarella
Well-known member
Saturday at 1:12 AM

• #114

Go away, I’m not in the mood! He left, Sillymar just freaking left. Diesel looked good, he said Tattianna is even crazier than we thought. Diesel always could make me laugh, old dog!

Sillymar just drove away. He didn’t even beep when he crossed the bridge. Ian is gone, FRK is gone who knows if Mummy will be back. Life and love found new owners and I’m just here, dodging heavy machinery.

Diesel said he would stay in touch. We all know that’s bull. He can’t text with paws. I’ll miss that old dog. I’m gonna cry myself to sleep, wake up and slap a chicken around, I’ll be fine. So unless you have catnip, beat it!

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halifax
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Friday at 11:36 PM

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Clara Burnett
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Yesterday at 2:50 PM

• #656

Awkward does not begin to describe the atmosphere when Selmar came back to the shittoo. It's a lost chapter for sure and I doubt anybody involved will open up about it anytime soon. If they do, my guess would be they are lying, as it's been traumatic beyond anything.

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Welcome newbies and flying monkies. As always consult the Wiki before asking questions in case, it has already been answered.
Other than that Happy Tattling.

No relation to Brenda

 

[Summerbaby]

Hi. I am new To Tattle Life but have been lurking for months and have genuinely taken time to read a multitude of threads and also digest everything within the Wiki too.
Thankfully was never taken in my SJ, or any other chateaux owners, in becoming a patron. Just why would you?
I have enough stress in paying my own personal everyday household expenses in today's current environment. Plus, if I have anything surplus to my own everyday needs, I would gladly gift to my own family members or to a local charity.
My personal feeling is simply, why would you because, if one decides to buy any kind of property, then it is totally their responsibility to renovate and/or maintain that property too without e-begging online to do so.
From where I am sitting, all these properties are the current owners' personal responsibility in doing whatever may be required to restore them.
I personally feel that this type of YT e-begging will actually run it's course v.v. soon.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Hi. I am new To Tattle Life but have been lurking for months and have genuinely taken time to read a multitude of threads and also digest everything within the Wiki too.
Thankfully was never taken in my SJ, or any other chateaux owners, in becoming a patron. Just why would you?
I have enough stress in paying my own personal everyday household expenses in today's current environment. Plus, if I have anything surplus to my own everyday needs, I would gladly gift to my own family members or to a local charity.
My personal feeling is simply, why would you because, if one decides to buy any kind of property, then it is totally their responsibility to renovate and/or maintain that property too without e-begging online to do so.
From where I am sitting, all these properties are the current owners' personal responsibility in doing whatever may be required to restore them.
I personally feel that this type of YT e-begging will actually run it's course v.v. soon.

Welcome Summerbaby. We all agree that YT e-begging will hopefully run it's course sooner than later.

 

[Summerbaby]

Welcome Summerbaby. We all agree that YT e-begging will hopefully run it's course sooner than later.

I 100% agree. It is just so alien to me.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Selmar is as happy as a pig in tit at Chateau de Soulages. Bill & Viv have welcomed him with open arms. Selmar was downright giddy that they gave him an ensuite room in the chateau and with no argument. (That's a big middle finger to fan, Natti and her HMN).

New location, same boring vlogs, but Selmar's happy and Diesel seems very settled. Wishing them much happiness and success.

Selmar, if you're reading here, just one word of advice, please don't film yourself reclining on the bed (reminds viewers too much of Stephanie and her lazy ass )

 

[WMGL]

The Chateau Diaries #135 Arsebread is a delicacy in France

well the power battery people have been busy, started of with la Ferte, went to owner of Husky dog in england (Sherpa), took 7 minutes of Ash and Terry vlog then Phillipe and Anna at how to renovate a chateau.. Uhm see Billy has 50K subscribers , Dan has 39.5K, Terry and Ash 31.3K. Just a few...

tattle.life

This isn’t the first time Jarvis has given the Lalacelles the bums’ rush. Terry drove five hours to bring her a chair he’d reupholstered and she didn’t even give him a cup of coffee.
This time, what I’d call a duck you salad for lunch, exploitation of Ash’s labor, not having the peachicks corralled in advance, and no other contact.
She is sending them a message. Moar slavish coverage in your vlog, please, but it's a one-way street. Is it their accents? Only a Brit who understands these things could say.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
— Ian Fleming

Fraudie Fannie has zero class. And her house mates to the most part are the same. Disgusting behaviour.

 

[JackSpratt]

Selmar is as happy as a pig in tit at Chateau de Soulages. Bill & Viv have welcomed him with open arms. Selmar was downright giddy that they gave him an ensuite room in the chateau and with no argument. (That's a big middle finger to fan, Natti and her HMN).

New location, same boring vlogs, but Selmar's happy and Diesel seems very settled. Wishing them much happiness and success.

Selmar, if you're reading here, just one word of advice, please don't film yourself reclining on the bed (reminds viewers too much of Stephanie and her lazy ass )

Bet he can't believe his luck. Lovely looking place in better nick too. That makes up for the tit reception he got at LaLa.

 

[Maple fairy]

@Sparrowsfart description of bat poo made we wonder about the saying “bat tit crazy” which seems applicable to the Châtelaine!
Also question for the British tattlers does that Zack Pinsent actually walk around like that? He could probably be a background person in Bridgerton & nobody would know.

 

[Summerbaby]

Selmar is as happy as a pig in tit at Chateau de Soulages. Bill & Viv have welcomed him with open arms. Selmar was downright giddy that they gave him an ensuite room in the chateau and with no argument. (That's a big middle finger to fan, Natti and her HMN).

New location, same boring vlogs, but Selmar's happy and Diesel seems very settled. Wishing them much happiness and success.

Selmar, if you're reading here, just one word of advice, please don't film yourself reclining on the bed (reminds viewers too much of Stephanie and her lazy ass )

I simply can't watch his vlogs even though he appears a good man.
I just feel that this kind of career/life style is certainly not sustainable in the long run for a man of his age.
Absolutely fabulous for a newly, out of college guy seeking a gap year experience.
Why does he feel that volunteering for free (B&B perhaps) at his age is going to lead to anything more than just that for a short time period?
He defo needs a reality check.

 

[billybudd]

@Sparrowsfart description of bat poo made we wonder about the saying “bat tit crazy” which seems applicable to the Châtelaine!
Also question for the British tattlers does that Zack Pinsent actually walk around like that? He could probably be a background person in Bridgerton & nobody would know.

I know him from following Bernadette Banner. She occasionally name checks him. From his IG, it appears he does wear those clothes full time.

Zack Pinsent (@pinsent_tailoring) • Instagram photos and videos

www.instagram.com

Someone mentioned earlier a speculative idea that Jarvis is planning some kind of costume gathering in July August. The idea that BB would make a paid appearance was suggested.
BB is a proverbially ethical and hardworking young woman. She's impossible to interact with, contact and background info minimal. Have your people talk to her people kind of thing.

Contact — Bernadette Banner

bernadettebanner.co.uk

I may be mistaken, but I don't think, with an estimated $600+K in annual income, that BB makes paid appearances, and if she does, I think BB would not give Jarvis the time of day. No returned or accepted phone calls there.

 

[howlingwolf]

The Chateau Diaries #135 Arsebread is a delicacy in France

well the power battery people have been busy, started of with la Ferte, went to owner of Husky dog in england (Sherpa), took 7 minutes of Ash and Terry vlog then Phillipe and Anna at how to renovate a chateau.. Uhm see Billy has 50K subscribers , Dan has 39.5K, Terry and Ash 31.3K. Just a few...

tattle.life

This isn’t the first time Jarvis has given the Lalacelles the bums’ rush. Terry drove five hours to bring her a chair he’d reupholstered and she didn’t even give him a cup of coffee.
This time, what I’d call a duck you salad for lunch, exploitation of Ash’s labor, not having the peachicks corralled in advance, and no other contact.
She is sending them a message. Moar slavish coverage in your vlog, please, but it's a one-way street. Is it their accents? Only a Brit who understands these things could say.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
— Ian Fleming

I think she realizes that giving the other chateaus coverage helped them but had the opposite affect of attracting new subscribers to her channel. The individuals who have kept her farce going is the same old tired cult base that minimizes any wrongdoing she engages in.

 

[noisette]

Bet he can't believe his luck. Lovely looking place in better nick too. That makes up for the tit reception he got at LaLa.

Appropriately it is called the Chateau de Soulages, so a place to provide respite from the stress of recent months. It seems he was destined to arrive there.

 

[Iolair]

The Chateau Diaries #135 Arsebread is a delicacy in France

well the power battery people have been busy, started of with la Ferte, went to owner of Husky dog in england (Sherpa), took 7 minutes of Ash and Terry vlog then Phillipe and Anna at how to renovate a chateau.. Uhm see Billy has 50K subscribers , Dan has 39.5K, Terry and Ash 31.3K. Just a few...

tattle.life

This isn’t the first time Jarvis has given the Lalacelles the bums’ rush. Terry drove five hours to bring her a chair he’d reupholstered and she didn’t even give him a cup of coffee.
This time, what I’d call a duck you salad for lunch, exploitation of Ash’s labor, not having the peachicks corralled in advance, and no other contact.
She is sending them a message. Moar slavish coverage in your vlog, please, but it's a one-way street. Is it their accents? Only a Brit who understands these things could say.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
— Ian Fleming

Didn't they stay the previous night in her weak as pee and twice as yellow B&B room? How do we know there was no other contact? Dinner the night before the great peacock run? Or did Terry and Ash bring their own food hamper and eat alone in their room? I would have, judging by meals in that place.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

I am actually saddened that no one seems to be interested in buying/renovating that cute chateau de lumiere.

ive seen a couple of videos about it on YouTube.

 

[Summerbaby]

Just have to ask this question that has been nagging me whilst reading through all the threads on this forum. so please bear with me.
OK, from what I have read/gathered, CD forum was created on 1 Sept 2020.
Also, from what I have read and from my personal prospective, within the membership of this forum, there are "some" exceptionally professional legal advisers, market leaders AND, perhaps internet/YT specialists too PLUS, media journalists, past patrons and everyday day viewers of the YT and TV programmes too, throughout the entire world. So, a vast spectrum of knowledge/awareness of a cross section of current day trends within the YT platform.
I am also hoping, beyond hope, others within TV production, programme producers, film makers etc, etc across those industries are also reading here too. Especially, Channel 4!
I truly do feel that it is way beyond time that a media journalist needs to pick up on this kind of story regarding misuse of Patreon funds via YT in, not just JS' HMN but, right across the entire YT community where it is being abused.
Just my thoughts and feelings of course simply because the current scam/abuse needs to stop.
Anybody here have any contacts to make that happen?
If not, then unfortunately, I just feel that it will just forever go round in ever ending circles with us all moaning.
IMHO, some kind of "real" media exposure action is 100% required,

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Oh oh..