At least Stephanie Jarvis has finally started the long and important process of getting the throw pillow situation sorted. We wouldn’t want B&B season to be ruined before it even starts.
She looks like the disapproving aunt in a 1940's Ealing Studios Comedy. One who raps your knuckles with a cane for slouching at table.
Being from Texas I imagine Stuart's a meat 
and potato 
kinda gir who enjoys grillin', so it will be interesting to see how she handles Snorty's delicate palette. 
Not so much because Nutters is declaring a "try to dry March" but because her face is appearing so plump in both Venice and in these snaps, and because Armoire posed in those Venice pics with his hand protectively over her belly, him saying his job "is to take care of Nutti", him looking very crabby ( realizing he is trapped, man!), SJ "welcoming her into the family" speech in Venice ( she was SO trying to let the cat out of the bag....f@@king big gossip herself) and the big sweater( when Fanny is wearing a spring dress), AND then opening gifts behind the filthy table of bacteria.....Grabeux was a bit different today and not quite as crinch-worthy as usual. Perhaps because there was no porcelain, spode, aprons or stuffied animals, but still:
- Fanny doesn't need any more earrings or jewelry
- There is little food (or anything else) Fanny receives which is donated to charity, because as soon as she gets anything the packaging is ripped off, plastic protection removed, perfume sprayed, clothes worn, jewelry & earrings fitted, food sampled, porcelain & ceramics used.
- Snorty continually saying the word autumnal is just as irritating as repeatedly mentioning his grandparents
- Fanny, our taste maker extraordinaire, thinks planting a small cactus or houseplant in a holy water font and hanging it in a bedroom is tasteful, rather than just hanging the religious item in the chapel
- More fabric crafting projects are in the works for Snorty
- Not the first time Natti has had a dry March, but does she only own 1 sweater? That yellow knitted sweater she was gifted in grabeaux is butt ugly, but Natti wears that sweater often so it must be still cold at the shiteau, she's hiding a bump or both. Natti did have a certain glow sitting behind the kitchen table hidden behind packages.
It appears they are doing Midsummer Night's Dream from June 8 -10, 2022, but Kat is not listed on the production team. The director for the upcoming production is Milo Derdun.
Hoarder. Who saves a dress that long? Unless it is your child's baptismal gown.
You forgot to mention the miasma of stale sweat/saliva saturating every soft urface
- What is wrong with Jason Dubey?
- Philip has a brother!?! God help us if he's anything like Snorty!!
- Fanny wants to do a chintz bedroom!?!
Although on second thought, that's pretty much Fanny's existing eclectic 'Granny, Queen Marie-Antoinette Louis Seize, shabby, mismatched, stained, farmhouse, flophouse, second-hand, incoherent, dog's breakfast, clashing, tacky, shabby s
chitc' decorating style.
*surface
- What is wrong with Jason Dubey?
- Philip has a brother!?! God help us if he's anything like Snorty!!
- Fanny wants to do a chintz bedroom!?!
chitc' decorating style.
I try not to think of the multitude of bodily fluids that have saturated every soft surface of Fanny's frathouse.You forgot to mention the miasma of stale sweat/saliva saturating every soft urface
*surface
Appears to me that that "gurl" loves attention. Just like the Fanny-pack. If they are together too much, SJ might not like it.....that girl is younger and prettier!!! She better cook really well...or SJ and Nutti may run her off.Stuart Folkes has recently completed a 1 month Cordon Bleu cooking school course, so B&B guests are in good hands this summer.
13 years on the corporate ladder and Stuart has chucked it all in to spend her summer with Fanny & Co cooking for B&B guests at a remote farmhouse in France. What brings this girl from San Antonio all the way to the shiteau???
Stuart apparently has audit experience so perhaps she can help Fanny find the missing accounts. Stuart also has external communications experience so that should be handy for pithy comebacks and deleting comments on various social media accounts. I wonder what Stuart's online alias will be?
Good luck to Stuart and lets hope she doesn't start grifting, doesn't launch her own vlog and that she and her pussy-cat both escape the shiteau unscathed, emotionally and physically, by year end.
For sure
It looks self-applied. I'm sure through her blurred, cataract vision it looked on fleek.
Added that to wiki! Interesting! Stuart is a rather beautiful woman ... wonder how Nati will feel about Amaury being around her!Stuart Folkes has recently completed a 1 month Cordon Bleu cooking school course, so B&B guests are in good hands this summer.
13 years on the corporate ladder and Stuart has chucked it all in to spend her summer with Fanny & Co cooking for B&B guests at a remote farmhouse in France. What brings this girl from San Antonio all the way to the shiteau???
Stuart apparently has audit experience so perhaps she can help Fanny find the missing accounts. Stuart also has external communications experience so that should be handy for pithy comebacks and deleting comments on various social media accounts. I wonder what Stuart's online alias will be?
Good luck to Stuart and lets hope she doesn't start grifting, doesn't launch her own vlog and that she and her pussy-cat both escape the shiteau unscathed, emotionally and physically, by year end.
I would love to see a secret night time black light walk through video of Stephanie Jarvis’s Chateau de Lalande. I wish an upcoming B&B guest or disgruntled volunteer or maybe even our @Clara Burnett could help us out.I try not to think of the multitude of bodily fluids that have saturated every soft surface of Fanny's frathouse.
I wish there was an eye roll reaction emoji. How is that not a thing?
Maybe Michael Petherick could do a special mystery vlog… “Black Light at La La Lande”…a true horror story!I would love to see a secret night time black light walk through video of Stephanie Jarvis’s Chateau de Lalande. I wish an upcoming B&B guest or disgruntled volunteer or maybe even our @Clara Burnett could help us out.
Everything gross all lit up and glowing. Could be a fun backdrop for another 80’s themed party. Yuck.
Who’s secretions belong to who? You’d need a note card to keep track!I quite agree, but moreover, it's unprofessional. Anyone not aware of the chateausphere and who stumbles across this interview will be left thinking 'Who are these people?' It was made specially for CD watchers, when it could have easily been formatted for an international audience. There were no introductions, and one was deserved, so unless we knew about the CD, we left wondering why three random people are day drinking and discussing the Venetian salt marshes. There was little to no mention of the marshes history, no mention of why this woman was awarded the keys to the city, no closeup of the award, no real mention of when and why the salt marsh incentive was set up... just a come to Venice and stay longer because it's empty. An interview should never leave people wondering who the main player is.If the travel blog with Oliver is anything like the interview they did on saving Venice it will be soporific.
Eh absolutely NOT
Forgot the nail polish. Shame.
OMG! It's exactly the same. We'll, that's just disturbing. Please someone tell her!
